SPAM: Smelly Pink Anthromorphic Meat-bi-products

HA-ZAH! After months of intermission, THE PLAY CONTINUES!


Escher: It's Eggbeater! Our nemesis!

(Tom: Eggbeater? Oh! Will he bake us a cake Joel?)
(Joel: I hope not.. it would probably be poison!)
(Crow: I think I've been poisoned by this movie *begins to gag*)
(Joel gives Crow the heimlich manuver)
(a large module rips through the earth's crust and blacktopped road, and instead of it being topped with a drill-like head - as seen in the old tv TMNT cartoon - it has giant eggbeaters. Jitterbug, the mutant hippo, and Macarena the mutant moose burst out of the door and Eggbeater follows)

Dali: So we meet again you sorry excuse for a disgruntled ex-baker! And I see you have fixed the prongs on your egg-beater hat.. shiny! (eyes the shiny-hat Eggbeater wears..)

(Tom: Great, so now they've got an evil nemesis.. what's next?)
Eggbeater: You pieces of reject crap! Mack, Jitterbug, get them!

(a battle ensues, as Macarena and Jitterbug charge toward them. Dali reaches for his plasma gun, as he barfs toward M & J in a really pretty flourescent purple color, and misses.)

(Joel begins to feel ill: Oh boy.. )
(Tom: it's ok Joel, just think of a large anchovie pizza with extra cheese and sweet and sour mustard on the side!)
(Joel grabs his mouth and runs out of the theater)
(Tom: What did I say?)
(Crow: What are you, mental?)
(Picasso grabs a load of scrap metal from the alley, stuffs it in his mouth and begins firing at the enemy mutants with skillful accuracy)
(Rembrandt notices the battle and decides to whip out his solar powered chainsaw, when the clouds cover the sun)
Rembrandt: Oh!!!!!! SHIiiii...
Dali: Rembrandt!
Rembrandt looking innocent: Shishkabob!