Eugene is a bio-engineered human, who seems about, well, PERFECT. Does indeed have opinions, which he's starting to express more and more:
Ranith
Scary, but very efficient when she is focussed. Sexy in a dry, scaly sort of way. She has SUCH a big bed! Her little buddy Yuuhi wants me for genetic material... no way, runt. Now, if Raneth wanted to sample some....
Kawatta Heishi
There are something like 36 different personalities packed into his head! Apparently this is from piloting his MRC mecha. I wonder if we could transfer a few of his personalities into Third. Maybe press them together and wait for personality to osmose from one to the other. The things he can do with the mecha are awesome.
Doink (Akino Suzushii)
A literal headache. I don't understand why she has trouble letting the people she cares for know about it. If I could figure out who I care for, I would be ecstatic and show it instantly. She was in my head once. Sort of like squid on crack. I seem to be developing a resistance to such intrusion since she was there. I wonder if my blood could be analyzed for anti-Doink serum.
Skeeve Plowse
Heaven help us, he is our friend. Chaos theory ends where Skeeve starts. Brave guy, though, and noble. Our lives have been saved by his weirdness, but honestly I don't know how or why. It just happens.
Omero Kelvanicks
The most underrated member of our group. The only one who constantly is trying to solve the problem at hand instead of succumbing to the general party trends of bickering and nose-picking. If many Canadians are like he, then I understand why they are such a powerful nation. So what if he has trouble with our language? Who among us can speak Canadian?
Gabriel
Freaky little kid with no personality, including apparently no gender. A real pity. I'm sure Mom and Dad could help Third.
Jeanice
Well, I asked him for a date when I thought he was a girl! Not my fault! He seems a good source of weapons and other material. We should cultivate a professional relationship with him.
Sentai
I don't see why everybody respects this creature so much. He helps as little as possible despite the fact we are keeping him alive. Personally, I think he is just another enemy of Earth. All enemies of Earth must die... oh.... sorry... that's my indoctrination speaking through me.
Eurie
Airhead demon or not, she is the first to show promise of working WITH us. We should cultivate a friendly relationship with her. She is perhaps our best chance to help stop the strife happening in her world which is spilling over into ours.
Alexandria
What a babe! If I got to work with her, spying wouldn't be such a bad gig.
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