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With Apologies to Edgar Allen Poe (to be sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")
BY Ryan Keller aka KAZ
Gone away is the sadness
Here to stay is the madness
It speaks a little song
As we go along
Walkin' through a Gothic Wonderland
"Nevermore!" says the Raven
For the dead I'm a craven
Oh! What a sight!
I'm buried alive!
Walkin'through a Gothic Wonderland
In the graveyard we can find a dead man
Even though his skin is parti'ly brown
He'll say "Are you dead yet?" We'll say "No, man!
But you can do the job when you're in town!"
Later on we'll perspire
As we burn in the fire
Creamated tonight!
We make a lovely light!
Walkin' through a Gothic Wonderland
Christmas in the Inferno(to be sung to the tune of "Silver Bells")
BY Ryan Keller AKA KAZ
Silver Hells
Silver Hells
It's Christmas-time in Hades
Daemon things
Hear them sing
Soon it will be Christmas Day!
Maleborges
Nasty ditches
Dressed in holiday style
In the air there's the feeling of Christmas
Screaming sinners
Howling sinners
Boiling in the tar pits
But at least they'll enjoy the scenery
Silver Hells
Silver Hells
It's Christmas-time in Hades
Daemon things
Hear them sing
Soon it will be Christmas Day!
Satan laughing
Hear him gasping
As he runs out of breath
'Tis the season that fills him with laughter!
Picking presents
Choosing presents
For the souls that he owns
As they make his home look much more merry.
Silver Hells
Silver Hells
It's Christmas-time in Hades
Daemon things
Hear them sing
Soon it will be Christmas Day!
A Daemon passes
Daemon gases
As he farts in good cheer
And his butt bursts into Yule-tide fire
Sinners decieve
So they recieve
As thier holiday gift
Boiling tar, fresh from the vats today!
Silver Hells
Silver Hells
It's Christmas-time in Hades
Daemon things
Hear them sing
Soon it will be Christmas Day!
Tragedy
BY Ryan Keller aka KAZ
Hello, dear friend.
I'm glad we've met again.
I try so hard to speak.
I feel just like some freak
.
Throw back your head and sigh.
But I can't look you in the eye.
You still don't have a clue
That I'm in love with you.
I was near when you were blue.
I was there for you.
We talk. You act so nice
.
Yet that just won't suffice.
I've drempt of telling
The reason why I'm blue
And, still, I can't just say it?
So, how long do I play it?
I melt when we are close.
But I feel like some ghost.
'Cause your friends then walk our way
And they take you away.
Could it be I love in vain?
Yet, my heart still holds the pain
Of the arrow caught in my heart;
The wound bleeds when we're apart.
So, you see my tragedy.
I hope you will set me free.
But, to live without you?
Oh, what's a soul to do?
Left in Me
BY Ryan Keller aka KAZ
Memories never change.
Wishes don't come true.
All this I've discovered
The day that I lost you.
Love is just a fantasy,
But soon, we all come down.
Love is like a treasure:
Sought and never found.
You left me standing there.
My eyes filled up with tears.
You closed the door of my life
And left to my fears.
I thought I knew a thing called "Love"
But I guess I was wrong.
For all I feel is pain
For a time that is now gone.
Why you left me there
I do not want to know.
Our lives have parted there,
Though it's so hard to let go.
But ask yourself this question:
When you left, did you know
That as you walked out of my left
You left me cold as snow?
You say you never loved me.
There was nothing in your life.
That may be, but when you left
You took away mt life.
I promised my heart and soul
And livelyhood to you.
You ripped them from me
And then bid adiou.
I guess it never fails.
The love I felt for thee
Still grows like a cancer.
Look what it's done to me!
Now life together is over.
We've parted our own ways.
But, the hell you left in me
Consumes me every day.
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