Cookie Catastrophe

By Sandslash

One day all the Koopalings woke up to see that all of their food was gone. King Koopa wanted some food really bad and asked each Koopaling to bake a batch of cookie.

The first to start on their cookies was Morton. Morton made plain cookies and shoved them in the oven. After a while, Morton felt the heat from the oven and decided to crawl in the oven because he loved heat.

Then Lemmy started on his cookies. He opened the fridge and took out some frozen cut-and-bake cookies. He figured out that maybe he was supposed to defrost them and was about to put them in the oven when he felt the cold and decided to serve them nice and cold.

Then Roy began on his batch. He wanted cookies that resembled himself, so he put a tad of cement in his cookies, which made them nice and hard, just like Roy. Roy pounded the cookie as hard as he could and the cookie wouldn’t even crack!

Larry had planned to put his cookies in the oven but he saw Morton taking a nap with his cookies in the oven so he decided to use the stove. Larry had forgoten that he had to wiggle the knob for the fire to start. Since he forgot to wiggle to knob, gas came out of the stove. Larry soon smelled the gas and liked the smell so much that he thought it was tasty and breathed in all the gas from the stove through his mouth.

Iggy saw Larry and quickly turned the gas off. Suddenly, the oven burst open with a flaming Morton holding some burnt cookies. The flames got to the gas and consumed Larry. Ludwig, who was next to him, saw the family photo album which they had been looking at earlier. He jumped and grabbed the photo album just before Larry "exploded" and King Koopa ran in. He saw that Ludwig had saved the album and gave him a new Koopa shell that his father gave to him when he was little. King Koopa anounced he would judge the cookies in 9 min.

Ludwig made average cookies, except for a chemical which makes you have total amnesia after a "full" bite. Iggy had also put special chemicals in his cookie which made it grow to a huge size.

King Koopa came back in and decided to judge Ludwig’s cookies first. He took a small bite and only lost his memory of the last 10 min. He came back to his senses and realized he was judging the Koopalings’ cookies. Then he saw Ludwig with his "special" shell and thought he had stolen it, since he didn’t remember giving it to him. He was so furious that he sent him to the dungeon to be excecuted.

Next up was Lemmy’s cookies. King Koopa bit them so hard his teeth broke. He sent Lemmy to the dungeon to be excecuted.

Then he tried Roys and they were so hard that they hurt King Koopa’s broken teeth so much that he sent Roy to the dungeon to be excecuted.

Then he tried Morton’s burnt cookies and tried to send him to the dungeon to be excecuted but realized he was only ashes.

Last up was Iggy’s huge cookie. King Koopa loved it and gave him his special shell.

Later that day Iggy spilled Kool-Aid on the carpet and Bowser sent him to the dungeon to be excecuted.

The End

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