Morton: Hello there, and welcome to KMTG radio, that's Koopa Music Too Groovy, and I don't know why we call it groovy, because that's not a word you hear people saying nowadays, a better name would be Koopa Music And Morton for this radio station. Of course we have Wendy here too, but I know no one
cares to hear what she has to say, so I'll just continue talking here, and, oh yes, Susan B. Koopa of Plit would like to send a happy birthday to Wendy, why Wendy, isn't she so thoughtful? Now to start off the hour, I have selected a few songs for your listening pleasure, starting with "Killer Metal", then moving on to "Killerer Metal", and then "Killerest Metal", and after that, "More Killerest Metal", and "More Killerest Metal II", and finally- MPH! Mph-mph!

Wendy: My little sock shut him up. Anyway, I thought you might want to listen to a few real tunes, so enjoy! First up is "King Koopa Has No Heart", then "Only in Our Dreams", and finally "Mean Peach Ingrate". So sit back and relax.

(Sung to the tune of "Total Eclipse of the Heart")

Turnaround, every now and then we get a kick out of Mario when there's a turnaround.
Turnaround, better yet don't turn and then we'll get a sneak attack on the dumb plumber when he's unaware.
Turnaround, if you do decide to turn around we promise to give you a really big and fat surprise.
Turnaround, when it comes to pure stupidity we all think that you would be a shoe-in for the first prize.
Turn around, Princess, and walk right into King Koopa's arms.
Turn around, Princess, and we promise he will do no harm.

And he wants you now tonight,
And he wants you more than ever,
And he will not hold you too tight,
If you stay with him forever,
And you'll only be doing things right,
If you give yourself up
Together with the plumbers, we will lock you up tight,
But throw you into lava if you get in our sight.
We don't know what to do, and your boyfriend's just a cow.
Perhaps drop you in powder kegs and blow you up now-
I want to kill you tonight!
Takeover's gonna' start tonight,
Takeover's gonna' start tonight.

Once upon a time, Peach ruled the Mushroom folks, now I'll turn them into live oaks.
Nothing you can do, because King Koopa has no heart.
Once upon a time, light was shining on you, no, I'll turn you into a Mew.
Nothing you can say, because King Koopa has no heart.

(Sung to the tune of "Only in My Dreams")

Every time we worship Koopa, we forget how bad it used to be.
Now we realize how horrid he is, and we forgot how it feels to be free.
We all know he's up to no good, we wish he would go away.
Can't remember when we felt good (last time), he just has a heart of gray.

Free... only in our dreams,
As nice as freedom seems, it comes only in our dreams.

Do you know how much we miss Peach? Or how much we miss that Toad?
Or how much we miss your boyfriend (Mario) even with the cash he owed?
If we could only run away (no, no, no) and remember how it used to be,
If only we could scold him (get killed), it'd be worth it if we could be free.

Free... only in our dreams,
As nice as freedom seems, it comes only in our dreams
Free, as we used to be, only in our dreams,
As nice as freedom seems, it comes only in our dreams.

(Sung to the tune of "...Baby, One More Time")

Oh Bowser, Bowser...
Oh Bowser, Bowser...
Oh Bowser, Bowser, we love to worship you so, you're on all our minds here.
Oh Bowser, Bowser, we hope not to see you go, think all you could find here.
Maybe we'll work for your babies, give us rabies if that's what you want now, or we'll bow.

Thanks Koopa, Peach was killing me, and I,
Know her dentist was billing me for filling me.
But thanks to Bowser all is now great, what do I hate?
That stupid mean Peach ingrate.

Oh Bowser, Bowser, the reason we breathe is you, you're King of the Planet.
Oh Bowser, Bowser, there's nothing for you we won't do, 'cept for Peach, please ban it.
Maybe we'll work for your babies, give us rabies if that's what you want now, or we'll bow.

Thanks Koopa, Peach was killing me, and I,
Know her dentist was billing me for filling me.
But thanks to Bowser all is now great, what do I hate?
That stupid mean Peach ingrate.

Morton: Wow, that was a terrific lineup of songs, maybe even better than the "Killer Metal" lineup I had planned, we must have you here more often, Wendy, and until next time, this is Morton and Wendy signing off.

Wendy:  I'll sign off for myself, thank you. G'night Plit!

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