QUESTION: Although you haven't seen much of Dallas, how do you like it?
PAUL: Well, it's mighty fine, partner. Mighty fine.
QUESTION: Ringo, do you have any political affiliations?
RINGO: No, I don't even smoke.
QUESTION: What kind of girls do you prefer?
RINGO: My wife.
QUESTION: What kind of girl is she?
RINGO: A nice girl.
QUESTION: What kind of girl do you like, Paul?
PAUL: John's wife.
JOHN: Nobody likes a smart aleck.
QUESTION: DO you have any books coming out?
RINGO: John's the one with the books.
JOHN: I've got one coming out next year, but I haven't written it yet.
QUESTION: What's the name of it?
JOHN: I don't know i haven't written it yet.
QUESTION: What kind of books do you like to do?
JOHN: Ah ... rubbish.
RINGO: I'm writing a detective novel.
JOHN: Yeah, he's writing a detective book.
QUESTION: Last night, you had a lot of trouble getting into the Cabana. Did any of you get hurt at all?
GEORGE: I got punched in the face a few times. But, I mean, that's part of life, isn't it?
QUESTION: One of the reviews of your book [In His Own Write] says that you're being an anarchist. WOuld you say you are?
JOHN: I don't even know what it means.
QUESTION: Comparing the receptions you've received all over the United States and taking into consideration the time of night, how was the reception here in Dallas?
PAUL: It was hectic but nice.
QUESTION: Do you like your cowboy hats?
JOHN: Hey, sure do!
QUESTION: Ringo, in California the girls ate some grass you walked on. How do you feel about that?
RINGO: I just hope they don't get indigestion.
QUESTION: What is your opinion of Mods and Rockers?
JOHN: They should be locked up.
QUESTION: How does it feel to make over a thousand dollars a minute?
GEORGE: It's one of the very best feelings in life.
QUESTION: What do you think of American girls?
RINGO: Well, there's sure lots of them.
QUESTION: Which one of you is most anxious to go home?
JOHN: Probably me, I'm married.
QUESTION: Is there ever any jealousy between you during the act happening on stage?
RINGO: No, not yet.
QUESTION: How do you like Texas?
JOHN: Swell.
QUESTION: Have you ridden a horse yet?
PAUL: No, but we plan to. Don't worry.
QUESTION: George, are you trying to make your black curl a youth symbol like Ringo's rings or Paul's eyes?
GEORGE: Yeah, that's why I'm wearing one now.
QUESTION: WHen do you have time to write your songs?
JOHN: We write them in hotel rooms after the show sometimes.
QUESTION: Have you ever had fish-and-chips since you've been in the States?
PAUL: No, not even a cup of tea.
QUESTION: How long are y'all gonna to sing for us tonight?
JOHN: We do about thirty minutes, cousin.
QUESTION: Are you disappointed in your American tour because you've been forced to spend so much time in seclusion because of your fans?
GEORGE: We expect any tour we do to be secluded and not having much of a chance to see the cities and things ...
JOHN: Because we're here to work.