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one time I had eaten some chocolate and later I had some wine with this beautiful girl it was like our 4th date,,,later that
evening we were having sex,,,the wine and chocolate fermented in my stomach making alot of pressure...just as I came I
pulled out and farted really loud..her dog barked at my ass. (the dog just happened to be near by)
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one time me and this chick and her brother were having a burping contest in the school cafeteria. quite a few people were watching. they both did good ones, so i revved up for a huge one and instead blasted a fart that drove the guy behind me's hair back.
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I just laid 
turds in my pants... Just right now. No Shit.
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