Chachiri says: COOL!!! I'm reading of fic where Tasuki and Kouji are brothers and they are watching Gundam Wing!!! Megan says: That is cool! Megan says: What site are you at? Chachiri says: http://www.fanfiction.net Megan says: I'll have to go check that out later. Megan says: You know what... my friend Lynsey was just telling me about that site earlier tonight.. Chachiri says: This one's called "A New Page". Chachiri says: There are over a thousand FY stories here. Megan says: Wai!! Megan says: I really need to go there... Megan says: that is what I'll do over Christmas break... Chachiri says: The downside is not all of them are good, and not all are complete. Megan says: it will drive everyone insane... Megan says: that's okay... Chachiri says: sounds like a plan Megan says: I can weed out the bad stuff... Chachiri says: hehehe Megan says: lol Chachiri says: Genrou like GW, Kouji laughes at him, but apparently Kouji has some "La Blue Girl" under his bed. Megan says: lol Megan says: They're cute. ^_^ Chachiri says: HE HATES RELENA!!! LOL Chachiri says: Direct quote: "Shoot her! Shoot her! Maybe then she’ll shut the hell up!" Megan says: lol Megan says: That's not nice... but I can so see him saying that... Chachiri says: hehehe, I KNEW I like Tasuki when I saw him. Megan says: Tasuki is the best... Megan says: my bro wants to say somethin' *Chachiri glomps Tasuki* Chachiri says: uh oh, Cory, don't get me wrong. I don't HATE Relena, I just don't like her that much. Cory says: Who hates Relena?? Hmmm, Chachiri *mischievious evil "I am going to kill you" smile* Megan says: *whispers* Tell Tasuki to run away... *Chachiri quakes in fear and leaps into Tasuki's arms* SAVE ME!!! *Megan glomps Tasuki and Chachiri* Megan says: I'll protect you. *Tasuki and Chachiri exchange a glance before shouting: TAMAHOME!!!! Cory says: Chachiri, hello, who wants to shoot Relena!!! Megan says: Why the hell did you just yell for Tamahome, when I said I'D protect you!!! *glare* Chachiri says: Um, Genrou wanted Heero to shot Relena. *Chachiri looks at Tasuki as he quakes in fear* But NOT this Tasuki. Chachiri says: I just don't want to risk you getting hurt, Megan. Cory says: Chachiri, tell Heero NOT to shoot Relena, k!!!!! *evil smile* Chachiri says: I can't!! Genrou's just watching TV!!! Heero doesn't shot her!!! Cory says: Don't make me hurt anybody.. *adopts Quatre crazy voice* *Chachiri faints* *Megan dumps water on Chachiri to wake her up and glomps Tasuki* Megan says: Thank you for caring and not wanting me to get hurt... *Chachiri sputters* Megan says: I'm afraid my brother is going to go zero-system Quatre on us... Chachiri says: *does a double-blink* Megan says: he keeps stealing the computer from me. Chachiri says: If only you had a Masfuba bottle. Megan says: *hands Chachiri a towel* Feel better. Chachiri says: Arigato Megan says: *insert long 'd' word here* Chachiri says: *smirk* *Chachiri pulls out cell phone from hammerspace and dials the number for Capsule Corp* Cory says: Chachiri, do not kill Relena. *adopts Quatre crazy voice again* *Chachiri speaks into phone* Yeah, Vegeta? I need you to do me a big favor. Megan says: He doesn't seem to understand it wasn't you that wanted to kill Relena... Megan says: lol... Megan says: please don't hurt my house... Chachiri says: *continues* Megan's little brother is about to go Zero-System on us. Can you get over here and help? Oh, and try not to destroy the house. You might wind up exposing the secret passage to our harem. *Megan collapses with giggles* Chachiri says: *continues* And don't kill Cory. Just try to calm him down. Megan says: *manages to blurt out* Don't hurt the harem!! Cory says: *evil laugh, evil grin, looking at Vegeta* Chachiri says: Um, Vegeta, you might want to boost up to Super Saiyan now. He's not as easy as he looks. Megan says: *whispers* Oi, Chachiri, maybe we should gather our bishounen and run... Cory says: *still evil smile* * in sweet voice* Tell Heero not to kill Relena. Tell everyone not to kill Relena. I'll kill Vegeta if he doesn't go away... Chachiri says: BUT HEERO'S ISN'T GOING TO KILL RELENA. Chachiri says: *gets fed up* Everybody out!!! I'll handle this. Cory says: Good. I'll kill Vegeta...heeeeeeeee Chachiri says: *pulls uzi from hammerspace* Megan says: Chachiri... Chachiri says: No one threatens MY Vegeta. Cory says: I just did, so whatcha gonna do about it? Megan says: don't KILL him... just make him stop... Chachiri says: *goes into cop mode* FREEZE!!! Cory says: *evil laugh* Chachiri says: Step away from the Saiya-jin Chachiri says: *turns off the safety* Don't make me use this baby. *Megan steps up with K* Megan says: Okay, everyone stop. *Quatre pops up* Quatre says: We shouldn't be fighting at all!!! Megan says: We're going to take a dinner break, and if you don't listen to me, I will let K pull a gun on you all... Chachiri says: *glances over at Meg and K* Cory says: Quatre, shut the hell up. Megan says: *K points gun at Cory* Chachiri says: He just told Quatre to shut up. *Chachiri faints* Cory says: *pulls katana from hammerspace* Yes I did. *Megan throws more water on Chachiri... *Chachiri sputters again* K: *points gun at as many people as possible* Shut up. Chachiri says: That cooled me off. *glance over at Quatre* Cory didn't mean it Q. *Cory swings katana at people* Chachiri says: He's just mad right now. *Chachiri shouts as katana almost give a new hair cut* *Aya comes after Cory and snatches katana away* Chachiri says: YAY!!! SAFE US, AYA!!! Cory says: *pulls bearclaw from hammerspace, slashes at Aya* Chachiri says: AHHH! Cory are you crazy!!! That's an assassin!!! Cory says: Quatre, go away. Quatre says: NO! STOP! PLEASE! ONEGAI!!!! Megan says: *whispers* Do you think we should tell Aya Cory is a Takatori?? Megan says: That get rid of them both for awhile... Megan says: *evil grin* Cory says: *evil laugh* Chachiri says: *whispers* We don't want the poor boy dead though Megan says: No... Cory says: I know he's an assassin, I can beat him, I'm mad... very mad. Megan says: *shakes head* Megan says: Poor boy is dilusional... Chachiri says: *pulls out cell phone again* Should I call the Maganacs? We can take him out with numbers. Megan says: he doesn't realize who he's dealing with... Chachiri says: hehehe Megan says: Itai... Megan says: he slapped me... *Cory pulls gun from hammerspace* Chachiri says: DON'T YOU HIT MEGAN!!! *Cory starts randomly shooting at things* Cory says: *evil crazy laugh* Megan says: Ahhhhh!!! Megan says: Chachiri, we need a shield!!! Cory says: Chachiri, you're lucky I didn't shoot her. Megan says: I feel so unloved... *cries* *Chichiri activates barrier* Megan says: Wai!! Chichiri, you saved us, no da!! *Chachiri ducks for a moment to dodge bullets before leaping at Cory* Cory says: *shoots at Chachiri* Go away *crazy laugh* Chachiri says: WHAT A SECOND?!!!! ONLY WOMEN CAN USE HAMMERSPACE!!!! Chachiri says: You cheater!!! Cory says: That's not true. And, you better keep that barrier around you, or I will shoot all of you. * shoves Relena behind him* Must protect Relena... Cory says: *evil laugh* Chachiri says: IT IS TRUE!!! THAT'S HOW IT GOT IT'S NAME!!! Chachiri says: It's called hammerspace because women pull mallets from there when a man insults them!! It's a Anime law!! Cory says: *adopts Nuriko voice* I'll become a girl, then... Chachiri says: *facefault* Did Cory just crossover? *Cory takes gun and begins shooting at people* *Chachiri dives for cover* Megan says: Yup... I think he did... Cory says: I am now an insane woman. Megan says: I'm scared!! Megan says: Tasuki, protect me! Chachiri says: This is getting ridiculous. He is only one boy/girl/thing!!! Cory says: *evil laugh* *Cory begins shooting again* Megan says: I know! It's not fair!! Megan says: I'm gonna just quit typing what he says... Megan says: *evil laugh* Chachiri says: He's just as bad as Lunch. Megan says: That will put a stop to his evil doing... hehehe Megan says: lol Chachiri says: I'll be sure to make a note about Cory's crossover in a future fic. Cory says: *shoots at Megan* Megan says: Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cory says: If anyone touches Relena... I'll kill them too... Megan says: lol Duo says: Don't worry, no one wants to touch Relena... Chachiri says: That's the last time you'll aim a gun at your sister. Chachiri says: lol *Megan hides Duo behind everyone else* Chachiri says: *falls out of anger YET again* Chachiri says: *then falls behind chair* Chachiri says: *meekly* itai Cory says: *currently out of insanity* What do you mean by crossover? And, that was mean Duo! *points gun at Duo* I'll kill you! *evil laugh* *Duo hides behind Heero* Chachiri says: You DID just become a woman didn't you? Cory: Just in this IM Heero: Omae o korosu Cory says: I'll kill Heero, then Duo... Cory says: Omae o korosu Chachiri says: *pulls out cell phone* Gonna have to stop this somehow. *calls in SWAT team* Cory says: *settles down and puts gun and bearclaw away* Just don't kill Relena. Megan says: He says he's out of insanity now... Megan says: I don't know if I believe him though... Chachiri says: WE NEVER WERE GONNA KILL HER!!! Chachiri says: *breaks down and cries* stupid Genrou, why did you have to say that Chachiri says: So many bishounen could have last their lives. *Cory falls back in insanity because of Megan's comment, pulls gun back out of hammerspace, points it at Megan* Megan says: AHHHHHHHH!!!! WHY ME?!?! Megan says: GOMEN, MINNA!!! Chachiri says: *falls into Zero-system herself* I SAID THAT WAS THE LAST TIME YOU AIM A GUN AS YOUR SISTER!!! *Chachiri leaps on Cory and removes gun* *Cory begins fighting with Chachiri to retrieve gun* *They roll across the floor* *Relena runs away screaming* Chachiri says: GOOD!!! GET OUT OF HERE WITCH!! Cory says: *punches Chachiri* Megan says: EVIL CORY!!! Megan says: DON'T HIT MY Chachiri!!! Chachiri says: *holds face* itai Chachiri says: *glances over to see a blaze of red light* Chachiri says: uh oh Cory says: *cries* I was about to say 'Gomen nasai' but now I take it back. Megan says: Tamahome, SAVE US!!! Cory says: Relena is not a witch!!! Chachiri says: *cries out with glee as ALL SEVEN SEISHI POWER UP* Cory says: She surrendered. Megan says: No, she didn't she ran away... Seishi say: DON'T HURT OUR WOMEN!!! Cory says: *yanks gun away from Chachiri* Chachiri says: *whisper to Meg* Do you fell love now? Chachiri says: *yanks gun back* Megan says: *whispers* yes... I feel better now... Chachiri says: I don't think so, punk Cory says: *yanks gun back and shoots himself* Chachiri says: AHH!!! Megan says: my brother has lost it... Megan says: someone call a medic... Chachiri says: Now we have to bleed on him!!! *Megan collapses* *Cory shoots at Chachiri* Chachiri says: Um, Mits --AHHH! *Chachiri dives away from Cory* *Cory is dying* Chachiri says: Mits, fix this!!! Megan says: Hurry! Save him!! Chachiri says: SAVE HIM!! SAVE HIM!!! *Cory is bleeding to death* Megan says: Save him now!! *Mits runs over and tries to heal Cory* Cory says: *shoots himself again* Sorry Relena. Megan says: He really is insane... Chachiri says: NO! *yanks gun away* *Cory coughs up blood* Megan says: Finally... Megan says: it was about time someone took that away from him... Chachiri says: *sigh* I really don't want to have to cut my wrist and bleed on him, but if I have to . . . *Megan seals off hammerspace so Cory can no longer have any access to weapons* Megan says: tomorrow is a school day... Chachiri says: WAI!!! Why didn't we do that before?! Megan says: I don't know... Megan says: briliant inspiration... *Cory is STILL dying* Megan says: He's gonna die if you don't fix him NOW!! *Mits attempts a second time to save Cory* Chachiri says: What am I suppose to do?! Megan says: I don't know!!! Chachiri says: Should Tasuki attempt mouth-to-mouth? *Cory finally dies* Chachiri says: NOOOOOO!!!! Chachiri says: *cries* Megan says: And my crazy dream continues... I wish I could wake up in the middle of it... Megan says: *wakes up* Megan says: I just had the weirdest dream... Megan says: and for some odd reason... my brother keeps telling me he's dead... Megan says: I don't know what THAT'S all about... Chachiri says: Wow, Megan? Where you been? You haven't said anything in a long time? Megan says: I don't know... I must have dozed off at the computer... Cory says: *mumbles* Bakas... Chachiri says: Did you say something, Cory? Cory says: *faints* All I was trying to do was protect Relena!! Cory says: *cries* Chachiri says: But no one was trying to kill her!!! Chachiri says: *cries* Megan says: *cries since everyone else is doing it* Chachiri says: What are we crying about? Megan says: I don't remember... Cory started it... Megan says: I think he's upset with us... Chachiri says: *looks suddenly confused* And what did Cory mean about protecting Relena? Chachiri says: Did he fall asleep too? Megan says: Maybe... I'll ask... Megan says: *off to the side* Oi, Cory, did you fall asleep too?? Megan says: Yup. He said he did... Chachiri says: Oh, that makes sense then. Megan says: Yup. it does... Chachiri says: By why does Mits look so tired? Chachiri says: And why are there bullet holes everywhere? Megan says: hmmm... I don't know... Megan says: that's weird... Chachiri says: And why is this uzi and this handgun lying on the floor? *calls over to Heero* Hey, did you drop this? Heero: Hn *Duo grabs Heero and the gun and carts them off* Chachiri says: *shrugs* Chachiri says: *picks up her uzi* I really should store this better. Megan says: Yeah, you should... wonder how it got out here... Chachiri says: *stuffs uzi back into kasa* Chachiri says: *turns to SWAT team* You guys can go home. Nothing happening here. Chachiri says: *giggle* Now I can get back to this fic. Kouji and Gen-chan are such dorks. Megan says: lol Megan says: I'm sure they appreciate you saying that... Cory says: Where DID those bullet holes come from?? Megan says: *whispers* excuse him... he's a little out of it... Megan says: slightly slow on the uptake...