Why did the ghost's mail rattle him?
It was a chain letter.





What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sleeping Beauty?
Tired Blood.





What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice sream.





Where does Dracula usually eat his lunch?
At the casketeria.





What did the witch serve at her Halloween Party?
Ghoul-aid.





Where does Dracula go for vacation?
Lake Erie.





Why doe Dracula have a hard time making friends?
Because he has a bat temper.





Why couldn't Dracula's wife get any sleep?
Because of his coffin.





What do ghosts put on top of an ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.





What kind of tie does a vampire wear?
a boo-tie.





Where do ghosts leave their babies while they go to work?
At the Day scare centers.





Why do baby ghosts go to the doctor?
For their boo-ster shots.





What is the mummy's favorite music?
Wrap music.





What do witches use to style their hair?
Scare Spray.





Why don't witches like to ride brooms when they are mad?
They might fly off the handle.





Why do mummies make excellent spies?
They're good at keeping things under wraps.





Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid if they relax they'll unwind.

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