I was working in the lab, late one night.

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight,

For my monster from the slab began to rise

And suddenly to my surprise.

He did the Mash

He did the Monster Mash

The Monster Mash

It was a graveyard smash

He did the Mash

It caught on in a flash

He did the Mash

He did the Monster Mash

From my laboratory in the Castle East,

To the master bedroom, where the vampires feast.

The ghouls all came from their humble abodes,

To catch a jolt from my electrodes.

They did the Mash

They did the Monster Mash

The Monster Mash

It was a graveyard smash

They did the Mash

It caught on in a flash

They did the Mash

They did the Monster Mash

The Zombies were having fun, the party had just begun.

The guests included Wolfman, Dracula and his Son.

The scene was rocking, all were digging the sounds

Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds.

The coffin bangers, were about to arrive

With their vocal group, The Crypt Kicker Five.

They played the Mash.

They played the Monster Mash

The Monster Mash

And it was a graveyard smash

They played the Mash

It’s caught on in a flash

They played the Mash

They played the Monster Mash

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring.

Seems he was troubled by just one thing.

Opened the lid and shook his fist, and said,

"What ever happened to my Transylvania Twist?"

It's now the Mash

It’s now the Monster Mash

The Monster Mash

It’s now a graveyard smash

It’s now the Mash

It’s caught on in a flash

It’s now the Mash

It’s now the Monster Mash

Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band,

And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land.

For you the living, this mash was meant too.

When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you!

Then you can Mash

Then you can Monster Mash

The Monster Mash

And do my graveyard smash

Then you can Mash

You’ll catch on with a flash

Then you can Mash

Then you can Monster Mash