I am ready to work for you: bar mitzvahs, weddings, funerals, let me report. As my mother would say in our native Al-asaba, Sudan, may she be blessed, "You want what to do: clean the toilet.

Yes, it's true. I married Batman. I'm not ashamed nor am I proud. The man got ketchup in the butter. Oh sure, he and boy wonder were vaacuming the Batmobile all that time. So what was Robin doing in his boxers then?