HOWDY glad ya'll Came by.
Nope, this barnyard ain't much yet, but then I hadn't figur'eed on a pet. Then I sees 'em at Junior's Room I had da make 'em mine by noon. Right now I's lookin fer grass an a tree whilst I'm gone,  don't take 'em from me.
If'n you wants one, Junior's got more even some udder ones fer outdoor. Nope, that ain't no barn out back It's jes spittin image of dat Hillbilly's shack If'n you wants to have a really good time, go over and says yu'a friend o mine.
My adopted house pets Beware of Tilda, my Guard Cat My dawg won't do you no harm This dang cat likes livin in a barn and watchin fer a big ol' fat rat but, she'd jest as soon take a bite of yur arm. You watch out fur them cow patties as you stroll thru this yard.
Flancie's, me 'dopted name and party'ins me game I's love to party, der's no doubt I jest love's goin' out. If you want a beauty like me Go to Junior 's and get one free.
Now dis here's Tony an he ain't no phony. If you make him mad yu're gonna hurt bad. He 's taken a fancy to our cutie pie, Flancie and he'll sure harm ya if'n yu mess wif her.
Yep, this here's old Petro kickin  up a fuss, watch you don't get kicked by the ornery cuss.
NO HUNTIN P'MITTED cept'n fur me and me kid!
I got dese here papers show 'n des be my animals. Best thing bout it all - they don't cost nothin a 'talls I's as happy as can be wif my new family! Git on over's to Junior's. Say's yu sent by me.

Now listen up.   Click on my reward or go to WHO I AM  and check this out. Sure giv'd me a good feelin to win by findin where dey leaves dat picture, By golly, they even put my name on it -- not theirs!	I was pokin around Junior's barnyard when I's spots this thang that look like a card It had a picture of dis family on it and I got this award fer  findin it Now,  don't that just beat all I weren't spectin nothin like that a'tall
How's bout dropin me a card if ya spot somephin wrong in my yard. o, jes to say 'hey', had a good'n today. Jes click on da birdhouse to lev a postcard  for  me.	Click on shack fer the Hillbilly's place; the certificate fer Junior's Room, or on Lady Di's purdy flowers down under here to go there
Now, if 'n you wanna visit with this nice family who keeps losin their picture, click on my award -- the purdy one wif my name.  and it'll take you'll to the Little Shack in the Woods.. Dey's ones giv'd me reward.
And a special thank ya'll to the folks at Gunslinger who has that there Western Graphics Resources where I got the barb wire to keep my animals in, the corn to feed em, and this here sand on the ground. Page first published 5/27/98; Redone 12 times since started; ain't suit'n me yet...  Now I's a moved here to Tripod. Jest has to be near that cousin o mine. Mostly I lik's seeing ma cook. She sure comes up with some surprises. 7/3/98

Buttons by Northern-Dreams  and  Music from

warnin: Ma's cookin is BAD! But, it's fun a helpin her.