I've noted that a lot of people that others don't know


'Jack Shit'. So in an effort to solve this problem thought I'd pass on the


Genealogy of the Schitt family.





Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You  don't


know Jack Schitt!" Now, you can handle the situation.





Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O.Schitt.  Awe Schitt, the


fertilizer magnate, married O.Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep


Schitt,Inc.





In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious


couple produced 6 children:  Holie Schitt, and the twins;  Deep hitt


and Dip Schitt, plus Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high


school dropout.





After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced.  Noe later


married Mr.Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she


wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.





Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son,


Chicken Schitt.  Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable


throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in


dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse.





Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently


returned with his new bride,  Pisa Schitt.





There you have it, when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, now


you can correct them.





So does that help any????