Adopt me, you fool!

We at the Land of Jollification take pride in our adoption center. We work to keep the animals safe, healthy and clean, at least once per year. We hope that with our adoption program, these cuddly wuddly little animals will all get good homes and families! As you will see our animals are in perfect shape, for they are fed once a week (two, if they're lucky) and we sometimes clean up the feces. So pick an animal! Any animal! And have a super-dee-duper day, from the Land of Jollification.  Just paste the poor animal on your OWN website, and you'll feel all better!

Name: Homard Species: Nerdy Cat that gets beat up lots. Where found?: In my toilet Sex: Male Homard's a dork. You don't want him.

Name: RuPaul Species: Drag Queen Where found?: Passed out on a couch in Thinmaxi, IL. Sex: Errrr... RuPaul is really a very attractive cat. S/he loves to play hide and seek with poles, and I'm sure s/he'll love snuggling with you as you chat! Adopt him/her now!

Name: Lil Fluffles Species: Sheep Where found?: Sticking to the bottom of my shoe Sex: Female Despite her unibrow, Lil Fluffles is a sweet and cuddly little sheep. She loves to frolic amongst the trees and will come when you call her. Be careful though, she has been known to attack at random if provoked.

Name: Muffin Species: Cat Where found?: A jail cell Sex: Female Muffin is wanted in 27 states for 1st degree murder, kitty porn, catslaughter, and resisting arrest. If you treat her right she might not kill you, so adopt this cutie today! ::fake giggle::

Name: Mr. Tidbits Species: Rotting corpse Where found?: Side of the road Sex: Not sure anymore but I'm assuming male. Nobody is adopting Mr. Tidbits but I don't know why :( I sprayed him with Febreeze...

When I get enough pets I'll make a separate page for each type of animal but right now I have barely any so they will fight and eat each other as they please!

See the pets that I've adopted from OTHER people's sites HERE

Name: Noah Species: Politically Incorrect Kitty Where found?: Random cult Sex: Male This fashionable cat has 6237637864374 piercings (6237637864366 in places that can't be shown). He likes to torture small animals and children, and highly dislikes Christian families. Other than that, he's a very cuddly cat and would be a charming addition to any family!

Name: Sprinkles Species: Bobbing cow Where found?: Tito's scary little head Sex: Female Sprinkles was rejected by a certain Tito ( Her EYES weren't BIG enough to PLEASE him) so she will stay in my little pet shop of wonders until someone decent comes to adopt this poor little veal.

Name: Psyreptilliangoose Species: Psyreptilliangoose Where found?: The lost game of Pokemon Olive green Sex: Male Psyreptilliangoose is Psyduck's long lost brother. Of course, you can see who got the bad genes in the family, but would you let that stop you from adopting this little psyreptilliangoose? I think not. He's currently in rehab.

Name: S'mores Species: Little thing in a frying pan Where found?: In.. a frying pan Sex: Asexual I was browsing a chinese restaurant one day, when I happened upon this little poo being fried up for the Thinginafryingpan Foo Yong. I didn't think it was too thrilled, being fried like that, so i took it home with me. It turns out this cute abdominal pain LIKES flames  though, so it would be a nice companion to eat at a bonfire.

Name: Edgar Species: Street Urchin Where found?: A digustingly dirty ditch Sex: Male Have you ever seen a bum on a street corner begging for pennies (to buy some liquor, no doubt) and thought, "Awwwwww, how cute!"? Yes? Well, this is the pet for you! He will provide hours of entertainment for your family, but you might want to take care of his flea problem.

Name: Wiggles Species: [NOT AVAILABLE] Where found? Wiggling in my driveway Sex: Female I don't know what it is. I just know it likes blood.