Kevin Spacey
This is a full explanation of why I think Kevin Spacey is stalking Jakob Dylan. If you want to, you can pass this on to other Wallflowers fans in order to alert them to this serious problem.
KEVIN/JAKOB INCIDENT #1: Place: New York City, Madison Square Garden Time: February 1997 Event: 1997 Grammy Awards Evil, malicious Kevin arrives at the Grammys in a stunning black Armani suit. Backstage at the show, he is introduced to beautiful angel Jakob. To both of their embarrassment, they are wearing the same exact Armani suit. They apologize for the mishap and chat a while, becoming acquaintances. But during their short conversation, Kevin becomes enamored with this stunning young man and decides that it is his duty in life to kidnap this young man and control his every waking moment!!! Kevin and Jakob separate, to Kevin's disappointment, and they are both shown to their seats - coincidentally, they are both seated in the same row. Both feel like the gorgeous fools they are when the camera pans over their row in the audience and shows them in identical suits. But Kevin is secretly happy - and he knows he will see Jakob again. Let me rephrase that - he MUST see Jakob again.
KEVIN/JAKOB INCIDENT #2: Place: Savannah, Georgia Time: Summer 1997 Event: Wallflowers concert Demonic Kevin is in town filming Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil (which by the way is a totally rockin' movie!), and he hears from an equally malicious source who will remain nameless that there's a Wallflowers concert in town. Kevin decides he needs to drop in on his "good buddy" Jakob, so he uses his celebrity to get him backstage at the concert. In a stroke of criminal genius, he devilishly hijacks the guitar-switcher boy (you know the guy who switches their guitars at concerts) and grabs Jakob's guitar from the young lad's hands. When it's time for Jake's guitar to be switched, Kevin coolly walks on stage, his heart beating with the nearness of this virile young stud who spells his name with a "K" instead of a "C", and hands Jakob his guitar. Poor, innocent Jakob is stunned, and might we add, a bit frightened by this, but he just smiles at Kevin and turns to the crowd, where he explains, "Sorry - we're trying out a new roadie tonight, and he's a bit slow." Kevin beams from backstage.
KEVIN/JAKOB INCIDENT #3: Place: New York City, New York, CBS Studios Time: Late 1997 Event: Letterman Show Kevin conspicuously books his Letterman appearance on the same night as The Wallflowers' appearance, just so he can get even more closer to his young god!! During his interview, Kevin brings up his "friendship" with Jakob and begins telling stories about how he wants to be a Wallflowers roadie and tour with them. This is no doubt due to the fact that he wants to live with Jake forever and be happy!! Sick evil Kevin Spacey!!!
KEVIN/JAKOB INCIDENT #4: Place: Los Angeles, California Time: January 1998 Event: Golden Globe Awards Kevin Spacey shows up at the Golden Globes with a lovely date on his arm - would that be Sheryl Crow? Hmm....it seems that Kevin is slowly but surely trying to worm his way into Jakob's close circle of friends, the bastard!!!!
See? We must stop him!!!!!! HE IS EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MUST STOP HIM BEFORE HE HURTS JAKOB!!!!! That's all...bye!!!! Jennifer
Kevin Spacey