AOL Live -- Janeane Garofalo

AOL Live!

presents actress/stand-up comedian Janeane Garofalo

Pull out that shrine to Janeane and start practicing your questions because this acerbic wit is sure to turn her disdainful eye and hilarious sarcasm on all things flailing to be hip -- everything from coffee houses to designer clothes to you.

After taking in the warm glow (ouch that burns!) of Janeane on The HUB, don't miss the premiere of HBO Comedy Hour: Janeane Garofalo on Saturday, August 23 at 10 pm ET/PT. Janeane will give her opinions on all the important things in life -- celebrity, sex, rock 'n' roll, and more (if there is, indeed, more to life).

Emmy nominated for her role as Paula, the talent booker, on HBO's Larry Sanders Show, Janeane also guest-starred as Jerry Seinfeld's personality-twin and love interest in last season's final episode of Seinfeld. Janeane's film credits include The Truth About Cats and Dogs, in which her smart, self-deprecating character stole the show from Uma Thurman, The Cable Guy, Reality Bites, Bye Bye Love, Touch, and the new movie with Sylvester Stallone and Robert DeNiro, Copland.

In her senior year of high school, Garofalo's family moved from New Jersey to Houston, Texas where she started hanging out at the renowned Comedy Workshop. While attending Providence College in Rhode Island, she performed stand-up at local venues. After graduating, she moved to Los Angeles and earned a guest spot on the late-night TV series The Dennis Miller Show. She also was the only woman on Fox's prematurely squashed Ben Stiller Show. Garofalo performed on The Larry Sanders Show from 1992 through 1996. In addition, she was a cast regular during the 1994-5 season of Saturday Night Live. In addition to film and TV, Garofalo continues to perform stand-up comedy.

Burn your exercise gear, bone up on your pop culture, put on your party boots, and meet up with Janeane on The HUB.

HubMeg: Welcome Janeane!

Question: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Natalie Merchant? If you had the ability to work with any body living and/or dead, who would it be and why? Love your work by the way!

Janeane G: Yes. Albert Brooks for obvious reasons... and Catherine O'Hara.

Question: How did you like working with Uma Thurman??

Janeane G: Delightful.

HubMeg: TofuGrrl asks:

Question: Janeane, were you nervous taping the HBO special? Did you do any retakes without the audience?

Janeane G: No. And no.

Question: How did you get started acting and being funny?

Janeane G: I don't know if I ever started being funny...and acting I got started when I was 27 and I met Ben Stiller and he encouraged me to try it.

HubMeg: We're here with Janeane Garofalo, whose HBO Comedy Hour begins airing this Saturday at 10pm.

Question: Do u really love cats and dogs?

Janeane G: I sure do. I've got three dogs at home right now. Cats I can take or leave.

HubMeg: Arnaldo asks:

Question: So HAVE you punched anyone during sex yet? (as in one of your stand-up routines)

Janeane G: No, it's just wishful thinking at this point.

HubMeg: MKaram asks:

Question: The funny thing about Cats and Dogs was that it assumed every guy wants an Uma type girl...so many of us loved you. We are the ones who would pick Mary-ann over Ginger anyday...have u found this to be true?

Janeane G: Well, funny "Ha ha" or funny "strange?"

Question: Janeane, are you going to do any other films this year or early next year?

Janeane G: I've got two coming out this year. In October is The Matchmaker, and in the spring is Clay Pigeons.

HubMeg: ChickeyNo asks:

Question: Did you really have dirty thoughts about Craig Kilborn???

Janeane G: Yes, unfortunately.

Question: Did you have fun playing the wierdo in Now and Then?

Janeane G: Yeah, I liked working with those girls.

Question: Hi Janeane, I think you're the greatest. What was it like to work with Mathew Modine?? He's cute.

Janeane G: Delightful.

Question: I love your clothes, where do you shop?

Janeane G: Anywhere that's not a chain store.

HubMeg: We're here with actress and comedian Janeane Garofalo, star of The Truth About Cats and Dogs, The Cable Guy, The Larry Sanders Show, Reality Bites, and Cop Land. Her own show, the HBO Comedy Hour, begins airing this Saturday.

Question: I know that you have a Golden Retriever, so do I. How old is he/she and what is it, a boy or a girl?

Janeane G: It's actually a Retriever/Pit mix, and it's seven months old and it's a boy.

Question: Where can your fans send mail?

Janeane G: The White House.

Question: When you worked with Seinfeld, did he ask you for lots of professional advice?

Janeane G: Yes, but I'm not at liberty to say.

Question: How do you deal with the publicity of being in Show Business?

Janeane G: It's not an issue. I'm fairly unrecognizable.

HubMeg: MedeA5 wants to know:

Question: who were your role models as a kid???

Janeane G: Didn't have any.

HubMeg: Ouch!

Question: Did your parents encourage you to become an actress and comedienne?

Janeane G: They were guardedly supportive and urged me to join the Bloomingdales Management Training Program.

HubMeg: TDK (a tape?) asks:

Question: So..you're hosting Indie Outing on MTV, but what music do you isten to at home with the dogs?

Janeane G: Right now, Beth Orton and The Old 97s are on maximum rotation.

Question: Janeane, what was it like to work with all those great actors in Copland?

Janeane G: Delightful.

HubMeg: We're here with actress and stand-up comedian Janeane Garofalo.

Question: Janeane, what are your future plans?

Janeane G: Aging gracefully.

HubMeg: But of course!

Question: Whats your favorite cereal ?

Janeane G: That is a hard one. What isn't my favorite cereal.

Question: I heard you were dating the guy in Cats and Dogs who was swatting at the bee in the cafe scene. Is that true? If so, are you still together?

Janeane G: Yes we were together for two and a half years... And now we are just friends.

Question: Janeane, Do you consider yourself a role model? I would prefer that girls looked to you then a supermodel.

HubMeg: Me too!

Janeane G: Thank you. I hadn't thought about it until now. I will gladly be a role model.

Question: Don't you just love that retro '80s music?

Janeane G: Sure.

Question: How was working with MICHEAL MOORE in TV NATION? I liked the episode where you "invaded" the beach of rich people!

Janeane G: It was delightfully delightful.

HubMeg: JelloGirl asks:

Question: Heyz.............. do you prefer jello or spam?

Janeane G: Jam.

HubMeg: CiCi asks:

Question: Hey, Janeane, i think you're very talented, but it troubles me that you always put your looks & figure down. Do you really lack self esteem, or is this part of your schtick??

Janeane G: It's not schtick, because it's not very becoming is it, to be self-deprecating? But, I am not self-deprecating, I am pragmatic.

Question: Did you used to be the class clown?

Janeane G: I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person as the people in this room will attest to now as we speak.

HubMeg: I'm on the floor laughing now!

Question: Are you pissed because MTV got that loser Chris Rock to host the music video awards instead of you???

HubMeg: Yeah!

Janeane G: I actually think Chris Rock is extremely funny.

Question: What advice would you give to striving young actresses/comedians? (and can you hook me up with your agent?)

Janeane G: I'd say try the Management Training Program at Bloomingdales.

HubMeg: Laurel asks:

Question: Hi Janeane! You are the greatest! I was just curious... who are your favorite comedians and what do you think about modern comedy in general? Do you think it is better or do you think that the older stuff was better?

Janeane G: My favorite comics are: Laura Kightlinger, David Cross, Paul F. Tompkins, Karen Kilgarif... the list goes on and on. And I think there's merit to both old and new comedy.

HubMeg: SkeeBumm1 asks:

Question: Was the phone sex scene awkward for you in cats and dogs? (or just silly)

Janeane G: It was horrifyingly embarrassing, and I still shudder to think of it on video. It was NOT delightful.

Question: What's your fave food? -Margaux

Janeane G: That's a tough one. I'm so food-obsessed I can't even pick one thing.

HubMeg: Give us a few, then.

Janeane G: Okay... Tostitos, Nature Valley granola with raisins, Cream of Wheat with raisins,

HubMeg: I'm sensing a raisin fetish ...

Janeane G: Benny's Non-Dairy burrito, Miracle Whippy tuna.

HubMeg: We're here with Janeane Garofalo, whose HBO Comedy Hour begins airing this Saturday at 10pm.

Question: Has there been any undelightful people you've worked with??

Janeane G: Good God no.

Question: You're here chatting, but do you ever get on a computer and surf the net yourself? Or do hollywood people never have time for that?

Janeane G: I don't live in Hollywood. I've got nothing but time. Yet I don't own a computer.

HubMeg: DallasKyl demands:

Question: Old 97's? WOW! Did you pick them up hanging out in Austin?

Janeane G: No, a friend gave me the CD and I was immediately smitten.

Question: How do you keep your teeth so damned white?

Janeane G: Plus White. And Topal Smokers Tooth Polish.

Question: Do you think your big greak came from SNL or Gary Shandling?

HubMeg: greak?

Janeane G: What's a greak?

HubMeg: Perhaps "break?"

Janeane G: If I had a "big break," I suppose it was Cats and Dogs.

Question: How do you feel about the fact that being an "anti sex symbol" making you that much more appealing to those sick of the "classic beauty" that the media shove down our throats?

HubMeg: Feminism 101?

Janeane G: I hadn't thought about it. But thank you for vaguely alluding to the fact that I am appealing.

Question: Is your HBO comedy hour going to be sort of PG-13 rated because of the shows you follow after?

Janeane G: It's sort of PG-13 rated because of the content that just naturally came out of my mouth.

HubMeg: Cantante asks:

Question: WHAT WOULD BE YOUR DREAM ROLE?????

HubMeg: Emphatic!

Janeane G: If I could've had the lead in I Shot Andy Warhol.

Question: Did you know you're something of a sex symbol among many men?.......Now you do!

Janeane G: If I am, then I'm not meeting these men.

HubMeg: We're here with actress and comedian Janeane Garofalo, star of The Truth About Cats and Dogs, The Cable Guy, The Larry Sanders Show, Reality Bites, and Cop Land. Her own show, the HBO Comedy Hour, begins airing this Saturday.

Question: what is your ultimate career goal? and no saying "don't have one" is not allowed

Janeane G: Talk radio -- A show based out of New York.

Question: Do you have any new Tattoos? Think you're great ! Love ya !

Janeane G: I actually have one fake one I put on my arm today.

HubMeg: We just saw it!

Janeane G: It'll last until I shower, and I'm due to shower Tuesday.

HubMeg: Sounds like a plan.

Question: will you ever do a playboy shoot?

Janeane G: I actually did 20 Questions for "Playboy," but I kept my clothes on.

Question: which do u like better hot dogs or corn dogs, I bet your prefer hot dogs more

Janeane G: Wrong! Corn dogs.

Question: Janeane--->where did you get those fly black glasses?

Janeane G: Cohen Optical.

Question: What movie was your worst experience to work on?

Janeane G: No comment.

Question: How do you feel about HIP-HOP?

Janeane G: I'm delighted.

Question: ARE YOU REALLY JANEANE OR ARE YOU JUST SOME DUMB PERSON ACTING LIKE IT?

HubMeg: My fave question!

Janeane G: I'm just some dumb person.

Question: What are the cast members of Seinfeld like? Are they anything like their TV personalities or are they Hollywood snobs???

Janeane G: They are all very nice. What exactly is a "Hollywood snob?" Is it different from an Internet Coward? Not implying that you are one, just a question.

Question: That's TDK426, not a tape, but thank you for your comments....Janeane, I was at your HBO taping & I know that I know those dog guys from somewhere...who were they?

Janeane G: They are from Exit 57. Paul Dinello and Steven Colbert.

Question: Do you still smoke, and if yes do you intend to quit now that it seems like we (you and myself included) are really no more than chemically tampered suckers?

Janeane G: I started smoking with my eyes wide open, so I don't feel that I've been tampered with. And I have no plans to quit. But I have switched to American Spirits.

HubMeg: HOMEdotCO wants to know:

Question: Janeane, are you single?

Janeane G: Yes.

Question: Janeane, does it creep you out that 1500 people are watching what you type right now?

Janeane G: Only if they decide they hate me!

Question: On SNL, what was it like doing that "Love Making Seminar" with Chris Elliott?

Janeane G: Very funny. He's a very funny man.

Question: What kind of dog food do you give your dogs?

Janeane G: Some natural stuff, Nature ... something.

HubMeg: Bet they love it!

Question: You seem to play dark cynics or pissed off characters, is this true to life?

Janeane G: I don't know why people think that. What characters are darkly cynical my character in Romy and Michelle?

HubMeg: VeraCMilo asks:

Question: What's your favorite kid's toy?

Janeane G: Pooh.

HubMeg: Pre or Post Disney?

Janeane G: Mid.

Question: Ok... here's a dumb one... what's your favorite coffee drink at Starbucks??

Janeane G: Grande Hazelnut Latte.

Question: what do you look for in a man?

Janeane G: Back hair.

Question: Do you know the real-life identities of The Residents?

Janeane G: No. Does anyone?

Question: Who is your favorite musical group?

Janeane G: Buffalo Tom, I guess.

HubMeg: SON Lotha asks:
Question: Hi i think u r awesome, i was just curious, if u could have 1 thing in the entire world, what would it be?

Janeane G: World domination.

HubMeg: Ahhhhhhhh!

Question: Anything specific about dating especially tick you off?

Janeane G: I don't ever date, so I wouldn't know.

Question: What hobbies do you have- other than acting?

Janeane G: None.

Question: Will Ben Stiller and Janeane Garofalo ever appear on the marquis for Jesus Christ Superstar?

Janeane G: Start writing those letters!

HubMeg: We're here with actress and stand-up comedian Janeane Garofalo.

HubMeg: Eagle450 asks:

Question: do you believe in aliens?

Janeane G: I guess so, but I've never seen any.

Question: If you could visit any place in the world, where would it be?

Janeane G: Baltimore, Maryland.

Question: Janeane, are there any times when humor and sarcasm just aren't appropriate?

Janeane G: Meaning?

Question: Are u a regular visitor to the Lincoln Bedroom?

Janeane G: I'm not at liberty to say.

Question: janeane...the truth about cats and dogs was my favorite film..made me cry....what is your favorite?

Janeane G: Currently, The Full Monty.

Question: You were hilarious in Romy And Michele's High School Reunion, did you have fun working with Mira Sorvino and Lisa Kudrow?

Janeane G: Yes I did.

HubMeg: Was it delightful?

Question: Do you ever plan to do nude movies

Janeane G: Meaning the cast and crew is nude? I don't think so.

Question: What's your biggest fear?

Janeane G: Not ordering enough sushi.

Question: Do you think Leonardo Dicaprio is hot? Have you ever met him? Do you think you'd do a movie with him?

Janeane G: Sure. No. Doubtful.

Question: Have you ever poured melted Velveta in your ear?

Janeane G: Yes I have.

Question: Southern NJ native here and a HUGE fan....do you have a fan club that you know of in NJ?

Janeane G: Not that I know of -- besides my grandma.

Question: Which of your characters do you most closely associate yourself with?

Janeane G: Marcy in The Matchmaker, which will be released in October.

Question: if we went on a date, where would you take me and how much would you spend ? I look like FAbio but with a much more obscure accent

HubMeg: And I live in the computer.

Janeane G: We'd go see Grease with Joe Piscapo, I'd spend $17.

Question: What is your favorite book?

Janeane G: Girls, by Frederick Busch.

Question: What was the first movie/TV thing you ever did?

Janeane G: First movie was Late for Dinner.

Janeane G: First TV was a show called Passion with Jane Seymour.

HubMeg: Mizbebe asks:

Question: Do you like Madonna?

Janeane G: I don't know her.

Question: What do you think of the internet is it just an alternative to tv?

Janeane G: I think it's a much more stimulating alternative. But since I don't have a computer, I really don't know,.

Question: what do you think of bill clinton?

Janeane G: I don't know him.

Question: If you could pick an actress to play your life, who would it be (death not being an option)

Janeane G: Fannie Brice.

Question: Why don't you make mistakes when you type?

Janeane G: 'Cause I'm SOOOO GOOOD.... It's as if I'm not even typing...

Question: Any books by you in the works?

Janeane G: Yes. Ben Stiller and I are writing a book.

Question: when is your birthday?

Janeane G: September 28th.

Question: Do you like Hanson?

Janeane G: I LOVE Hanson.

HubMeg: Doesn't everyone?

Question: how fast can you chug a beer?

Janeane G: I actually have never chugged a beer.

Janeane G: I've never drank a whole beer.

Question: How many tattoos do you have?

HubMeg: She's counting ...

Janeane G: Seven.

Question: Is it normal to be ecstatic about typing to you?

Janeane G: Yes.

Question: What kinds of comedy shows do you watch, Janeane?

Janeane G: I give a fair shot to all.

Question: Why is Pooh your favorite? Is mine- philosophical appraoch agrees well with mine...

HubMeg: Huh?

Janeane G: I can't answer that.

Janeane G: That's too philosophical, I'm sorry.

Question: Whats subject did you like/hate in school?

Janeane G: Loved history, hated math.

Question: How do you feel about nose hair?

Janeane G: I've got it in abundance, and I embrace it.

HubMeg: We're here with Janeane Garofalo, whose HBO Comedy Hour begins airing this Saturday at 10pm.

Question: whom do you prefer -- Leno or Letterman?

Janeane G: I like them both for different reasons.

Question: Why wouldn't you comment on the worst experience of a movie you did? Was it that bad?

Janeane G: It's just not nice to say.

Question: Have you ever been abducted?

Janeane G: By?

Question: Dont u have a special on HBO soon?

Janeane G: I do, Saturday August 23rd at 10pm.

Question: Hi Janeane. What do you suggest if somebody's considering having a dog in a studio apartment. Also, do you like Pina Coladas, or getting caught in the rain?

Janeane G: A miniature Pomerainian. No, and yes.

Question: Given the careful nature of your answers, have you given any thoughts to a career in politics? For the sake of argument (and of answering this question) assume your IQ being high will not necessitate a lobotomy.

Janeane G: Are you being sarcastic and mean?

HubMeg: Lcastro asks:

Question: What has been your most embarrassing moment in your life?

Janeane G: Far too many to mention. Usually all involving a bottle of Jameson.

Question: What's your read on Travolta's resurgence?

Janeane G: I'm all for it.

Question: Vic asks, How was it working with Mark McKinney on SNL, the Scott Thompson on Larry Sanders? Did you get that Kids in the Hall feel????

Janeane G: It was a dream come true to work with any and all of Kids in the Hall.

Question: are you religious?

Janeane G: No.

Question: What did you think of Texans when you lived there?

Janeane G: I've lived there on and off throughout my life, and as I get older I like them better.

HubMeg: We have time for one more question for the lovely Janeane Garofalo!

Question: Janeane I know that a lot of dumb Questions are being asked.. But what would you rather be doing with your time?

Janeane G: Masturbating. On film.

HubMeg: What a final question!

Janeane G: Thank you and if Janeane had been here, she would have thanked you, too.

HubMeg: Thanks, er, Janeane. And thanks to all of you for coming. Don't forget to see the HBO Comedy Hour this Saturday at 10pm! And Don't forget to go to Keyword: HUB for other great chats!

HubMeg:	Welcome Janeane!
Question:	Has anyone ever told you that you look like Natalie Merchant? If you had the ability to work with any body living and/or dead, who would it be and why? Love your work by the way!
Janeane G:	Yes. Albert Brooks for obvious reasons... and Catherine O'Hara.
Question:	How did you like working with Uma Thurman??
Janeane G:	Delightful.
HubMeg:	TofuGrrl asks:
Question:	Janeane, were you nervous taping the HBO special? Did you do any retakes without the audience?
Janeane G:	No. And no.
Question:	How did you get started acting and being funny?
Janeane G:	I don't know if I ever started being funny...and acting I got started when I was 27 and I met Ben Stiller and he encouraged me to try it.
HubMeg:	We're here with Janeane Garofalo, whose HBO Comedy Hour begins airing this Saturday at 10pm.
Question:	Do u really love cats and dogs?
Janeane G:	I sure do. I've got three dogs at home right now. Cats I can take or leave.
HubMeg:	Arnaldo asks:
Question:	So HAVE you punched anyone during sex yet? (as in one of your stand-up routines)
Janeane G:	No, it's just wishful thinking at this point.
HubMeg:	MKaram asks:
Question:	The funny thing about Cats and Dogs was that it assumed every guy wants an Uma type girl...so many of us loved you. We are the ones who would pick Mary-ann over Ginger anyday...have u found this to be true?
Janeane G:	Well, funny "Ha ha" or funny "strange?"
Question:	Janeane, are you going to do any other films this year or early next year?
Janeane G:	I've got two coming out this year. In October is The Matchmaker, and in the spring is Clay Pigeons.
HubMeg:	ChickeyNo asks:
Question:	Did you really have dirty thoughts about Craig Kilborn???
Janeane G:	Yes, unfortunately.
Question:	Did you have fun playing the wierdo in Now and Then?
Janeane G:	Yeah, I liked working with those girls.
Question:	Hi Janeane, I think you're the greatest. What was it like to work with Mathew Modine?? He's cute.
Janeane G:	Delightful.
Question:	I love your clothes, where do you shop?
Janeane G:	Anywhere that's not a chain store.
HubMeg:	We're here with actress and comedian Janeane Garofalo, star of The Truth About Cats and Dogs, The Cable Guy, The Larry Sanders Show, Reality Bites, and Cop Land. Her own show, the HBO Comedy Hour, begins airing this Saturday.
Question:	I know that you have a Golden Retriever, so do I. How old is he/she and what is it, a boy or a girl?
Janeane G:	It's actually a Retriever/Pit mix, and it's seven months old and it's a boy.
Question:	Where can your fans send mail?
Janeane G:	The White House.
Question:	When you worked with Seinfeld, did he ask you for lots of professional advice?
Janeane G:	Yes, but I'm not at liberty to say.
Question:	How do you deal with the publicity of being in Show Business?
Janeane G:	It's not an issue. I'm fairly unrecognizable.
HubMeg:	MedeA5 wants to know:
Question:	who were your role models as a kid???
Janeane G:	Didn't have any.
HubMeg:	Ouch!
Question:	Did your parents encourage you to become an actress and comedienne?
Janeane G:	They were guardedly supportive and urged me to join the Bloomingdales Management Training Program.
HubMeg:	TDK (a tape?) asks:
Question:	So..you're hosting Indie Outing on MTV, but what music do you isten to at home with the dogs?
Janeane G:	Right now, Beth Orton and The Old 97s are on maximum rotation.
Question:	Janeane, what was it like to work with all those great actors in Copland?
Janeane G:	Delightful.
HubMeg:	We're here with actress and stand-up comedian Janeane Garofalo.
Question:	Janeane, what are your future plans?
Janeane G:	Aging gracefully.
HubMeg:	But of course!
Question:	Whats your favorite cereal ?
Janeane G:	That is a hard one. What isn't my favorite cereal.
Question:	I heard you were dating the guy in Cats and Dogs who was swatting at the bee in the cafe scene. Is that true? If so, are you still together?
Janeane G:	Yes we were together for two and a half years... And now we are just friends.
Question:	Janeane, Do you consider yourself a role model? I would prefer that girls looked to you then a supermodel.
HubMeg:	Me too!
Janeane G:	Thank you. I hadn't thought about it until now. I will gladly be a role model.
Question:	Don't you just love that retro '80s music?
Janeane G:	Sure.
Question:	How was working with MICHEAL MOORE in TV NATION? I liked the episode where you "invaded" the beach of rich people!
Janeane G:	It was delightfully delightful.
HubMeg:	JelloGirl asks:
Question:	Heyz.............. do you prefer jello or spam?
Janeane G:	Jam.
HubMeg:	CiCi asks:
Question:	Hey, Janeane, i think you're very talented, but it troubles me that you always put your looks & figure down. Do you really lack self esteem, or is this part of your schtick??
Janeane G:	It's not schtick, because it's not very becoming is it, to be self-deprecating? But, I am not self-deprecating, I am pragmatic.
Question:	Did you used to be the class clown?
Janeane G:	I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person as the people in this room will attest to now as we speak.
HubMeg:	I'm on the floor laughing now!
Question:	Are you pissed because MTV got that loser Chris Rock to host the music video awards instead of you???
HubMeg:	Yeah!
Janeane G:	I actually think Chris Rock is extremely funny.
Question:	What advice would you give to striving young actresses/comedians? (and can you hook me up with your agent?)
Janeane G:	I'd say try the Management Training Program at Bloomingdales.
HubMeg:	Laurel asks:
Question:	Hi Janeane! You are the greatest! I was just curious... who are your favorite comedians and what do you think about modern comedy in general? Do you think it is better or do you think that the older stuff was better?
Janeane G:	My favorite comics are: Laura Kightlinger, David Cross, Paul F. Tompkins, Karen Kilgarif... the list goes on and on. And I think there's merit to both old and new comedy.
HubMeg:	SkeeBumm1 asks:
Question:	Was the phone sex scene awkward for you in cats and dogs? (or just silly)
Janeane G:	It was horrifyingly embarrassing, and I still shudder to think of it on video. It was NOT delightful.
Question:	What's your fave food? -Margaux
Janeane G:	That's a tough one. I'm so food-obsessed I can't even pick one thing.
HubMeg:	Give us a few, then.
Janeane G:	Okay... Tostitos, Nature Valley granola with raisins, Cream of Wheat with raisins,
HubMeg:	I'm sensing a raisin fetish ...
Janeane G:	Benny's Non-Dairy burrito, Miracle Whippy tuna.
HubMeg:	We're here with Janeane Garofalo, whose HBO Comedy Hour begins airing this Saturday at 10pm.
Question:	Has there been any undelightful people you've worked with??
Janeane G:	Good God no.
Question:	You're here chatting, but do you ever get on a computer and surf the net yourself? Or do hollywood people never have time for that?
Janeane G:	I don't live in Hollywood. I've got nothing but time. Yet I don't own a computer.
HubMeg:	DallasKyl demands:
Question:	Old 97's? WOW! Did you pick them up hanging out in Austin?
Janeane G:	No, a friend gave me the CD and I was immediately smitten.
Question:	How do you keep your teeth so damned white?
Janeane G:	Plus White. And Topal Smokers Tooth Polish.
Question:	Do you think your big greak came from SNL or Gary Shandling?
HubMeg:	greak?
Janeane G:	What's a greak?
HubMeg:	Perhaps "break?"
Janeane G:	If I had a "big break," I suppose it was Cats and Dogs.
Question:	How do you feel about the fact that being an "anti sex symbol" making you that much more appealing to those sick of the "classic beauty" that the media shove down our throats?
HubMeg:	Feminism 101?
Janeane G:	I hadn't thought about it. But thank you for vaguely alluding to the fact that I am appealing.
Question:	Is your HBO comedy hour going to be sort of PG-13 rated because of the shows you follow after?
Janeane G:	It's sort of PG-13 rated because of the content that just naturally came out of my mouth.
HubMeg:	Cantante asks:
Question:	WHAT WOULD BE YOUR DREAM ROLE?????
HubMeg:	Emphatic!
Janeane G:	If I could've had the lead in I Shot Andy Warhol.
Question:	Did you know you're something of a sex symbol among many men?.......Now you do!
Janeane G:	If I am, then I'm not meeting these men.
HubMeg:	We're here with actress and comedian Janeane Garofalo, star of The Truth About Cats and Dogs, The Cable Guy, The Larry Sanders Show, Reality Bites, and Cop Land. Her own show, the HBO Comedy Hour, begins airing this Saturday.
Question:	what is your ultimate career goal? and no saying "don't have one" is not allowed
Janeane G:	Talk radio -- A show based out of New York.
Question:	Do you have any new Tattoos? Think you're great ! Love ya !
Janeane G:	I actually have one fake one I put on my arm today.
HubMeg:	We just saw it!
Janeane G:	It'll last until I shower, and I'm due to shower Tuesday.
HubMeg:	Sounds like a plan.
Question:	will you ever do a playboy shoot?
Janeane G:	I actually did 20 Questions for "Playboy," but I kept my clothes on.
Question:	which do u like better hot dogs or corn dogs, I bet your prefer hot dogs more
Janeane G:	Wrong! Corn dogs.
Question:	Janeane--->where did you get those fly black glasses?
Janeane G:	Cohen Optical.
Question:	What movie was your worst experience to work on?
Janeane G:	No comment.
Question:	How do you feel about HIP-HOP?
Janeane G:	I'm delighted.
Question:	ARE YOU REALLY JANEANE OR ARE YOU JUST SOME DUMB PERSON ACTING LIKE IT?
HubMeg:	My fave question!
Janeane G:	I'm just some dumb person.
Question:	What are the cast members of Seinfeld like? Are they anything like their TV personalities or are they Hollywood snobs???
Janeane G:	They are all very nice. What exactly is a "Hollywood snob?" Is it different from an Internet Coward? Not implying that you are one, just a question.
Question:	That's TDK426, not a tape, but thank you for your comments....Janeane, I was at your HBO taping & I know that I know those dog guys from somewhere...who were they?
Janeane G:	They are from Exit 57. Paul Dinello and Steven Colbert.
Question:	Do you still smoke, and if yes do you intend to quit now that it seems like we (you and myself included) are really no more than chemically tampered suckers?
Janeane G:	I started smoking with my eyes wide open, so I don't feel that I've been tampered with. And I have no plans to quit. But I have switched to American Spirits.
HubMeg:	HOMEdotCO wants to know:
Question:	Janeane, are you single?
Janeane G:	Yes.
Question:	Janeane, does it creep you out that 1500 people are watching what you type right now?
Janeane G:	Only if they decide they hate me!
Question:	On SNL, what was it like doing that "Love Making Seminar" with Chris Elliott?
Janeane G:	Very funny. He's a very funny man.
Question:	What kind of dog food do you give your dogs?
Janeane G:	Some natural stuff, Nature ... something.
HubMeg:	Bet they love it!
Question:	You seem to play dark cynics or pissed off characters, is this true to life?
Janeane G:	I don't know why people think that. What characters are darkly cynical my character in Romy and Michelle?
HubMeg:	VeraCMilo asks:
Question:	What's your favorite kid's toy?
Janeane G:	Pooh.
HubMeg:	Pre or Post Disney?
Janeane G:	Mid.
Question:	Ok... here's a dumb one... what's your favorite coffee drink at Starbucks??
Janeane G:	Grande Hazelnut Latte.
Question:	what do you look for in a man?
Janeane G:	Back hair.
Question:	Do you know the real-life identities of The Residents?
Janeane G:	No. Does anyone?
Question:	Who is your favorite musical group?
Janeane G:	Buffalo Tom, I guess.
HubMeg:	SON Lotha asks:
Question:	Hi i think u r awesome, i was just curious, if u could have 1 thing in the entire world, what would it be?
Janeane G:	World domination.
HubMeg:	Ahhhhhhhh!
Question:	Anything specific about dating especially tick you off?
Janeane G:	I don't ever date, so I wouldn't know.
Question:	What hobbies do you have- other than acting?
Janeane G:	None.
Question:	Will Ben Stiller and Janeane Garofalo ever appear on the marquis for Jesus Christ Superstar?
Janeane G:	Start writing those letters!
HubMeg:	We're here with actress and stand-up comedian Janeane Garofalo.
HubMeg:	Eagle450 asks:
Question:	do you believe in aliens?
Janeane G:	I guess so, but I've never seen any.
Question:	If you could visit any place in the world, where would it be?
Janeane G:	Baltimore, Maryland.
Question:	Janeane, are there any times when humor and sarcasm just aren't appropriate?
Janeane G:	Meaning?
Question:	Are u a regular visitor to the Lincoln Bedroom?
Janeane G:	I'm not at liberty to say.
Question:	janeane...the truth about cats and dogs was my favorite film..made me cry....what is your favorite?
Janeane G:	Currently, The Full Monty.
Question:	You were hilarious in Romy And Michele's High School Reunion, did you have fun working with Mira Sorvino and Lisa Kudrow?
Janeane G:	Yes I did.
HubMeg:	Was it delightful?
Question:	Do you ever plan to do nude movies
Janeane G:	Meaning the cast and crew is nude? I don't think so.
Question:	What's your biggest fear?
Janeane G:	Not ordering enough sushi.
Question:	Do you think Leonardo Dicaprio is hot? Have you ever met him? Do you think you'd do a movie with him?
Janeane G:	Sure. No. Doubtful.
Question:	Have you ever poured melted Velveta in your ear?
Janeane G:	Yes I have.
Question:	Southern NJ native here and a HUGE fan....do you have a fan club that you know of in NJ?
Janeane G:	Not that I know of -- besides my grandma.
Question:	Which of your characters do you most closely associate yourself with?
Janeane G:	Marcy in The Matchmaker, which will be released in October.
Question:	if we went on a date, where would you take me and how much would you spend ? I look like FAbio but with a much more obscure accent
HubMeg:	And I live in the computer.
Janeane G:	We'd go see Grease with Joe Piscapo, I'd spend $17.
Question:	What is your favorite book?
Janeane G:	Girls, by Frederick Busch.
Question:	What was the first movie/TV thing you ever did?
Janeane G:	First movie was Late for Dinner.
Janeane G:	First TV was a show called Passion with Jane Seymour.
HubMeg:	Mizbebe asks:
Question:	Do you like Madonna?
Janeane G:	I don't know her.
Question:	What do you think of the internet is it just an alternative to tv?
Janeane G:	I think it's a much more stimulating alternative. But since I don't have a computer, I really don't know,.
Question:	what do you think of bill clinton?
Janeane G:	I don't know him.
Question:	If you could pick an actress to play your life, who would it be (death not being an option)
Janeane G:	Fannie Brice.
Question:	Why don't you make mistakes when you type?
Janeane G:	'Cause I'm SOOOO GOOOD.... It's as if I'm not even typing...
Question:	Any books by you in the works?
Janeane G:	Yes. Ben Stiller and I are writing a book.
Question:	when is your birthday?
Janeane G:	September 28th.
Question:	Do you like Hanson?
Janeane G:	I LOVE Hanson.
HubMeg:	Doesn't everyone?
Question:	how fast can you chug a beer?
Janeane G:	I actually have never chugged a beer.
Janeane G:	I've never drank a whole beer.
Question:	How many tattoos do you have?
HubMeg:	She's counting ...
Janeane G:	Seven.
Question:	Is it normal to be ecstatic about typing to you?
Janeane G:	Yes.
Question:	What kinds of comedy shows do you watch, Janeane?
Janeane G:	I give a fair shot to all.
Question:	Why is Pooh your favorite? Is mine- philosophical appraoch agrees well with mine...
HubMeg:	Huh?
Janeane G:	I can't answer that.
Janeane G:	That's too philosophical, I'm sorry.
Question:	Whats subject did you like/hate in school?
Janeane G:	Loved history, hated math.
Question:	How do you feel about nose hair?
Janeane G:	I've got it in abundance, and I embrace it.
HubMeg:	We're here with Janeane Garofalo, whose HBO Comedy Hour begins airing this Saturday at 10pm.
Question:	whom do you prefer -- Leno or Letterman?
Janeane G:	I like them both for different reasons.
Question:	Why wouldn't you comment on the worst experience of a movie you did? Was it that bad?
Janeane G:	It's just not nice to say.
Question:	Have you ever been abducted?
Janeane G:	By?
Question:	Dont u have a special on HBO soon?
Janeane G:	I do, Saturday August 23rd at 10pm.
Question:	Hi Janeane. What do you suggest if somebody's considering having a dog in a studio apartment. Also, do you like Pina Coladas, or getting caught in the rain?
Janeane G:	A miniature Pomerainian. No, and yes.
Question:	Given the careful nature of your answers, have you given any thoughts to a career in politics? For the sake of argument (and of answering this question) assume your IQ being high will not necessitate a lobotomy.
Janeane G:	Are you being sarcastic and mean?
HubMeg:	Lcastro asks:
Question:	What has been your most embarrassing moment in your life?
Janeane G:	Far too many to mention. Usually all involving a bottle of Jameson.
Question:	What's your read on Travolta's resurgence?
Janeane G:	I'm all for it.
Question:	Vic asks, How was it working with Mark McKinney on SNL, the Scott Thompson on Larry Sanders? Did you get that Kids in the Hall feel????
Janeane G:	It was a dream come true to work with any and all of Kids in the Hall.
Question:	are you religious?
Janeane G:	No.
Question:	What did you think of Texans when you lived there?
Janeane G:	I've lived there on and off throughout my life, and as I get older I like them better.
HubMeg:	We have time for one more question for the lovely Janeane Garofalo!
Question:	Janeane I know that a lot of dumb Questions are being asked.. But what would you rather be doing with your time?
Janeane G:	Masturbating. On film.
HubMeg:	What a final question!
Janeane G:	Thank you and if Janeane had been here, she would have thanked you, too.
HubMeg:	Thanks, er, Janeane. And thanks to all of you for coming. Don't forget to see the HBO Comedy Hour this Saturday at 10pm! And Don't forget to go to Keyword: HUB for other great chats!