This week's Tea Vree Programs.

TUESDAY

[5:00 A.M.]

[Ch:2]_SUNRISE SEMESTER

~Dr.Jasoom slept in. No program today.

[Ch:3]_FARM & GARDEN REPORT

~Late frost warning for middle latitudes of Cardassia Prime; The Trippids are in full bloom on earth. Herbicide sprays have little effect as the trippeds are wondering around everywhere.

[Ch:4]_HOME SHOPPING NETWORK

~Today featuring Lady Ladira and Checkov porcelain collector edition dolls.

[Ch:5]_THE FEDERATION'S DUMBEST CRIMINALS

~Uhura gets caught calling her bookie over the Enterprise com, with ship audio left on.

[Ch:6]_GILIGAN'S ISLAND

~Giligan wakes up with a Shadow Minion Keeper attached to his neck, & he begins to act like a human being. Meanwhile, the rest of the castaways look for another Keeper for the Skipper.

[Ch:7]_CHILLER-THRILLER MATINEE

~[Movie P.G.] 'Mothra' The big miller lands at Disneyland, only to be boarded by 4,000 yelling, screaming, kids, thinking he is the latest attraction.

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[8:00 A.M.]

[Ch:2]_INFOMERCIAL

~Physic Hotline; Today's hosts: Talia & Lyta.

[Ch:3]_LOONEY TUNES

~Bugs meets his match when he tunnels a new home on the Horta home world.

[Ch:4]_MORNING NEWS

~Hosts; Tasha & Data.

[Ch:5]_STUDIO WRESTLING

~Dianna 'the Strangler' troi VS Wilma 'the Viper' Deering. Also: Rematch; Wesley 'the Whimp' Crusher VS a little girl.

[Ch:6]_MILKYWAY'S CRAZIEST HOME VIDEOS

~Host Q.; Home video of Penny and Bloop throwing rocks at Robot. Also: Short clips of Maureen sneaking peeks at husband John Robinson's Jupiter mission diary.

[Ch:7]_MR.ROGERS GALACTIC NEIGHBORHOOD

~The studio is trashed today by a group of Klingon youngsters, totally destroying the hand puppets, including 'King' & 'Meow Meow'.

[11:00 A.M.]

[Ch:2]_KOSH'S COOKING CORNER

~Today, kosh whips up a batch of oatmeal cookies, while preparing to stuff a Shadow with fillet of minion and walnuts.

[Ch:3]_ANOTHER WORLD

~[Serial] Dax & Worf have a blistering slap fight on the quarter deck, while Odo changes into the girl of his dreams. Cisko is hauled off to the pokey for non-payment of child support.

[Ch:4]_AS THE STOMACH TURNS

~[Serial] Spock's former wife shows up on the bridge, culminating in sorded love making (Hey, it's only every ten years for these guys!!) while the Enterprise is under Romulan attack.

[Ch:5]_GENERAL MEDLAB

~[Serial] Dr.Franklin is under severe pressure to come up with a vaccine for the latest outbreak of Vorlon flu.

[Ch:6]_LIFESTYLES OF THE BORING AND OBVIOUS

~A tour of Wesley Crusher's flat at Fleet Academy, including the 'Trophy Room', where Wesley displays his hundreds of trophies awarded him for all the times he has saved the Enterprise and the Universe from certain doom, when there was no hope, even with the combined resources of Federation science.

[Ch:7]_PHYSIC HOTLINE

~[Show hosts: Lyta Alexander, Uhurah, Byron.] First 3 minutes of first 10 calls, Absolutely free. (Of course, just try getting any pertinent info till you pay big bucks!)

[2:00]

[Ch:2]_TUESDAY MILLION DOLLAR MOVIE

~[Movie][PG][1:30][Comedy thriller romance docudrama.] The Brady Bunch meets the Sliders at K-Mart on Independence Day at Area 51 aboard the landed mother ship in an alternate universe.

[Ch:3]_NEWS AT NOON

~Hosts: Ted Koppel, Rossane Rossana Dana.

[Ch:4]_Dr. GRIN, MEDICINE WOMAN

~[Serial] The Doctor loses her cool when Godzilla melts her herb garden with his breath. Cameo appearance of the Gamera twins.

[Ch:5]_SCRUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

~ Scruffy trashes her senior prom. Guest star: Count Drakula and Nancy Drew.

[Ch:6]_BIOGRAPHY

~Host: Leonard Nimoy. Topic: The Ancient Ones. Picking up their trail.

[Ch:7]_COLUMBO

~[Crime Drama] Worf's pink gum jammies are missing. Suspects: Odo, Dax, & O'Brian.

[5:00 P.M.]

[Ch:2]_STUDIO WRESTLING

~Lieutenant 'Acid Blood' Ripley VS Aunt Bea 'The Strangler'.

[Ch:3]_THE SIMPSONS

~ Homer has a run in with a Vorlon checker at the 10 items or less aisle at Stop n' Go.

[Ch:4]_NATURE

~Host Obe Wan Kenobe narrates this beautifull hour of visual splendors as he takes us on a tour of the Wookie homeworld. Segments include: 'Those aren't hills, that's Wookie doo-doo' & 'Wookie nannies, are they right for your child'.

[Ch:5]_Biography

~Topic: Hans Solo_Swashbuckler or just another freeze dried actor?

[Ch:6]_FAMILY FEUD

~Tonight's show: The Clintons vs the Bigfoot family.

[Ch:7]_GERALDO RIVERA

~Topic: BattleStar Galactica, wonder ship or fire hazzard?

[8:00 P.M.]

[Ch:2]_MAURY POVICH

~Scheduled topic: People who have changed dramatically since high school. Guests: Delenn, Seven of Nine, Chewbaca.

[Ch:3]_KOSH’S COOKING SHOW

~ Scheduled topic: Kosh prepares sushi, and easy alphabet soup.

[Ch:4]_BEVERLY HILLBILLIES

~Granny gets her panties in a knot when she discovers Jaws in the cement pond. Ellie Mae tries to milk Reptilicus.

[Ch:5]_ANDY GRIFFITH

~Aunt Bea sucker punches Opey for inviting Wookies for brunch.

[Ch:6]_GERALDO RIVERA

~Today's discussion; Alien abductees. Guest: Michael Garibaldi.

[Ch:7]_GALAXY’S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS

~Emperor Cartagia juggles his heads, Spock in an emotional outburst, Commander Adama and a bunch of Cylons in a food fight, Kosh’s baby pictures; including: Kosh learning how to walk without an encounter suit, Rare footage of Wesley not whinning.

[11:00 P.M.]

[Ch:2]_NATIONAL LAMPOONS CENTAURI VACATION

~[MOVIE][Strong language, nudity.] Chevy Chase packs up his family for another trip.

[Ch:3]_KING OF THE HILL

~Guest voices: Penny & Bloop, Bester, Starbuck, & Bart.

[Ch:4]_BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD

~ The boys join the crew of the Voyager Enterprise, Janeway attempts murder while Kess tries to commit suicide in the Voyager’s galley by eating anything.

[Ch:5]_GENERAL MEDLAB

~Bishop gets a hickey from a face hugger.

[Ch:6]_JULIA CHILDS

~1001 ways to prepare spoo. Also: Discussion on which wine goes with spam.

[Ch:7]_OPRAH WINFREY

~ Oprah discusses the hazards of Mad Spoo disease with officials from the Spoo industry.





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