See, I did update on November 27.......
I just BOUGHT another Teen Beat (hey, you know you buy it too so don't be making that face) with N Sync on the cover....I couldn't help it, JC was on the cover saying "buy me, buy me, buy me!"
What is it with them and those teeny-bopper magazines? Are they not good enough to be on the cover of OTHER mags? Personally, I'd put them on the cover of Seventeen over, ohh I don't know, Usher maybe, anyday....
N-E-Wayz, so there I was reminiscing about the good ol' days when MMC was on TV when it hit me....age must be really good to JC cuz he looks sooooo much better now than when he was younger! Just between you and me, that nose finally grew on him. (I never doubted it for a second.) Whoa, if HE looks that good for 22, makes me wonder how he's gonna look when he's 30.....and I'm legal? he,he
I was at home sick as a dog on Monday...I had nuttin to do so I figured, perfect time to chat with N Sync on ZoogDisney (oh the agony of being a fan, all the sacrifices)...whatta you know? Their server crashed!!!The freakin server crashed! And here I thought Disney would have more sense (and more money) than that! I was midway through the chat and it just froze, dang, I never got the chance to ask JC to take me to Prom, ohh nuts!
Speaking of which, I just read the transcripts of JC's Yahoo chat....lemme just state in front of the entire world, this boy is sooo sweet...that's just my observation, then again, I'd think he was sweet if he picked up a rock and threw it in the face of dear ol' "Peaches" (hey, it could happen!)
I also read the chat transcript of the god-forsaken Disney chat...
The Macy's Parade yesterday....I was in JC heaven, they showed him for an entire minute! Alone! Just him! Sing it with me now: We're movin on up.....
N Sync finally has a show in Cali. Who hoo. Normally, I'd be jumping up and down and kissing the ground, but I guess, I can't do that right now. First of all, how do tickets get sold out in FIVE minutes? Unless Ticket Master has about 20,000 peeps answering the phone then there is absolutely no way tix can be gone that fast. I feel really bad for those who actually had to camp out to get some seats and realize they were all gone. Shame on you, Ticket Master!
Alrighty now. N Sync is everywhere, especially in MTV. Why is it that all of a sudden they think that the guys are cool when they dissed them before. It is just a cruel, cruel world!
Speaking of N Sync, what is up with them and NOVEMBER 10? I mean, they are gonna wipe out the allowances of girls across the continent! I know that there are girls who will buy the Chrismas album, the video, AND the book ALL in the same day! God, that's like what? $70.00 max? Jesus Christ! To top that off, they're publishing their magazine on that day, too! What next? Gum?
How is it that the guys survive a schedule that takes them to one city to another in one day? Poor record company have the guys being their slaves. I hope they get some rest soon or they will waste away to nothing!
Speaking of which, these guys just pose for HAPPY-SMILING pictures all the time. What? They don't have bad days? Come to think of it, all other "boy-bands" have to pose for the same pics. (Say it with me now) Waz up wit dat, y'all?!?
On the lighter side.....
Can I just confess, Joey looked really good in the Christmas CD sleeve? Whoo, I want him under my tree on Christmas day, baybee!
And Justin, weren't you satisfied with the convertible? Noooo, you just had to go out-do that and buy yourself a Gulf Stream. Nice.
What is up with Justin DATING EVERYONE!?!? It seems like every week, a new girl pops up and HE'S SUPPOSEDLY dating that person already! What he has a scheduled girlfriend? Let me see, that makes Veronica Finn his girl on Mondays and Wednesdays, Britney Spears his Tuesdays and Fridays, Monica his Thursdays and Saturdays.....hmmmmm, and on the Seventh day HE saw all he did was good and he rested.
Y'all see Ricki Lake? Whew, nice booty slap, Justin! My sister just about collapsed on the ground and thank the Lord for your little "action". Heaven sent, really, no lie......JC doesn't like liars, remember?
Speaking of Ricki Lake, did you notice the shows, um, "technical difficulties"? It seems like for once, Lance's microphone actually worked! ( A little too loud, in my opinion, but hey, it's a start)
Lance, what is up with you and Garth Brooks. After the 10th interview where you mentioned him as your inspiration, I think that we got the point. You need to rehearse something else to say rather that brag about Garth every chance you get.
If I see Lance's HUGE adam's apple one more time, I swear I'm gonna scream! That "thing" gives me nightmares.
Speaking of Lance, have you noticed that he is the only person in the group who always insists that they put themselves together and not some recond company? Now, I don't know about you, but it sounds a little too rehearsed to me.
My my my, JC. You know I love you with all my heart, right? Now why is it that you felt the need to insult all those "gang-bangers" during your 15/15 interview? God, now you have to worry about gettin jumped everytime them peeps see you.
JC, I thought you never lied, fool? I got the Christmas CD fully expecting to hear "You Drive Me Crazy" and it wasn't there! Oh, what shock! I'm soo disappointed in you, young man!
When are they gonna change the name of the band to Justin and J SynC? Why? Those two are the only ones who get to sing. Okay, once in a while, they get tired and give the mic to Chris but come on. Oh yeah, we can't forget about Lance's contribution: "Girl, were you alone?" I'm not complaining much, just that if the other guys are in the group, they should have their chance to show what they got.
Okay, I admit, I was wrong....you did let Joey, Lance, and Chris sing in the Christmas Album. SORRY FOR BEING OBSERVANT!
Stay tuned....More to come......
Justin: zoogdiggitty, no doubt
Now if that's not original, I don't know what is. (hint of sarcasm applied here)
Just got the Christmas Album and what do you know? ALL the songs actually make sense! Wow, what an improvement! Except for the fact that about every other word in their songs was 'CHRISTMAS', it was actually pretty coo...let's see what they have in store for the next one.
What is up with Chris always wearing HomeBoy? We know you could afford name brand, boy, just change once in a while.
Joey, joey, joey.... Superman is a cartoon. And you are a 21 year old man who can't do much of anything without that 'S' somewhere. Get over it!
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