*Veronica, yes, Jujube's so-called g-friend, betcha a dollar she is balder than an eagle. That's why you see her with a different hair color everyday. SHE really is a proud card-carrying member of the HCFTUH (Hair Club For The Untalented Hooch***) She picks some gnarly weaves, too. I heard hot pink turns on dogs in heat. Bark, bark, baybee...
*And while we are on the hair subject, what is up with Nikki the ROACH's hair. Can you say S-T-E-E-L-O? Don't hurt me now! Oh, and this ain't got nuttin to do with the fact that the little hooch cheated on JC!!! Oh did I mention miss girlie here cheated on JC?!?!
NO harsh feelings, though, I'm nice.
*Now that I'm on a roll, for those of you who watched our dear ol' "Peaches" on MMC, do you even remember her? I sure don't! Oh shoot, that might have been the selective amnesia kicking in again.
*People say that Miss I Have To Have A Cheesy Fruit Name To Be Noticed is the best in the group. Great Lord have mercy! I feel sorry for them already. Where are they going if this girl's the best they have!
*"V" (Veronica's VERY original nickname) claims to have intensive gymnastics training. Yeah, she needs to be limber for all those guys she's PERFORMING for.
*Oh did y'all know that AJ from BSB is dating Mandy? Oh wait, wasn't it Amanda....or was it Veronica? No wait, wasn't he dating Peaches? Or maybe Danay? Oh what's the use......let's just say that they all believe in the Mormon idea of SHARING! Boner's got a handful with them INNOCENT girls...wink, wink.
*Mandy, the reincarnated Barbie, happens to be the SMARTEST in the bunch. What a joke! Next thing you know, we'll find out Barney's fake! Oh nooooo, don't tell that to Mandy pandy handy.
*Back to my favorite member of the group: "Peaches". Don't you just wanna strangle this hooch?? OOOHHHH, YOU BETCHA!
*Four freakin years!!! What did JC see in that girl? Now I believe in voodoo!
*How about the mother of the group, Danay? Well, I feel deeply for this girl. She could have found better girls to be in a group with. Hey, is Britney Spears(wow, where that come from!) looking for a group member?
*If Brit is in the group, well, then it's gonna be on cuz lil miss "Huckleberry Finn" (yes, as in Justin's thanks you's) will probably "HIT THAT BABY" and sit on top of her until she yells UNCLE.....
*Did you notice that our dear FINNY is gaining more weight everytime? Nuttin wrong wit that but, how about them flips?
*Gee willakers, does that girl always have to wear baby blue? Lemme guess, imitating a certain someone who shall remain nameless....wuz up wit dat y'all?
*To all of those who aren't familiar wit what went down between Ms. Cockroach and our sweetie, here goes a little summary:
INNOSENSE (UHH, I'M SO SURE)