I found this dead body

One night I was walking home from a party in my honor. (I saved a bus full of nuns from drowning) I was minding my own business, admiring my muscles, when all of a sudden- ZOOP! An old decayed body showed up. I asked the dead body how it was feeling. It said "dead" and I said "great". Then I went home and dumped paint thinner on my head. It's all true, really!
My date with Samantha Fox

One night while I was out cruisin for chicks, I came across a limo with a flat tire. I pulled over my new Trans Am, and asked if I could be of assistance. Then Samantha Fox stepped out of the Limo. She said "Help me you cute stud, my Limo has a flat. If you fix it, I'll be your love slave!" I had to think about this for a moment, because my standards for women are usually much much higher. But, what the hey! "Ok, I'll help you." I said. I lifted her car with one hand and changed the tire with the other. Then she took me back to her apartment on Knox street, and she was very Happy! The end!

Jeff and Mr.t meet Blossom.

Just a side note here, My friends at Rent-A-Center don't believe that Blossom asked me out on a date. Well, I don't care! I know the truth! If they can't understand that the the heck with them! Man! That makes me mad! If there's one thing I cannot stand, It's someone who lies! I won't be a part of that. No way. I was raised better than that! So chew it!

On the set of "Blossom"

Here is the time I went with Mr.T when he appeared on "Blossom". Mr.T called me up and asked if I would go with him there, because he didn't really get along with Joey Lawrence at the time. I went since during that time, Bill Bixby (Incredible Hulk) was directing the show. After T (I call him that) was around Joey for a while, all was well. We still get together once a year and go to Zimmies and get some comics.

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