The BEST OF THE WEB 1999 award, given to me for obvious reasons.
The MIDNIGHT HALLOWEEN HORROR AWARD for achievement in blood and gore on the internet. You can imagine what they thought of the cripple jokes!
Last we have the FLOYD'S GARAGE AWARD. He claims to have gotten rocked here, but I am pretty sure that he was rolled.
The first is the SELLOUT AWARD, given to me by The Corporation. Amongst the millions of sites currently posted on the internet, mine is one of the most blatent uses of an over-done theme in the world!!!
The second was given to me for my work to stop the cruel treatement of young cats in the film industry, where they blatently show cats tushies in a sexual manner. You will often find me on the corner of St. Marks and 4th Avenue shouting,"Sign a Petition, for a bill, in, congress!"
The third is ANGIES TRASH AWARD. This award goes to young designers for achievement in web design, and for just being so gosh darn sexy!
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