JCN's Top 12 Rudolph Giuliani gestures to please Jewish voters
- Inducts NYPD policemen on Mount Massada
- Changes name to Rudy Golan
- Recognizes Likud as the legitimate representative of the Israeli
people
- Suspends alternate side of the street parking for Tu Bishvat
- Promises job of schools chancellor to Shas, the ultra-Orthodox
Israeli party
- Renames Washington Square to Baruch Goldstein Square (corner of
Waverly and Kahane)
- Poses nude for Tikkun magazine
- Dips the Big Apple in honey in Times Square on New Year's Eve
- Institutes mandatory moment of kvetching in Public Schools
- Changes name of city to Nu York
- Bans Wagner from Lincoln Center concerts
- Refuses to shake wife's hand because she's married to a gentile
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