New Store a Veritable Fantasyland
Just in time for Purim and Passover, Disney plans to open a
store in the Monsey area, which will cater to the needs of
the burgeoning Jewish population. Among the useful items for
purchase will be:
- Talis in Wonderland (folds fast if you're late)
- Tinkerbell Tefillin (clap if you believe in Hashem!)
- Minnie Kippah (also available in mini-Minnie sizes)
- Little Mermaid Mezuzah (plays "Kiss the Girl")
- Sleeping Beauty Sheytl (blonde only)
- Tigger Tichel (orange with black stripes)
- Peter Pans (milchig and fleishig cookware)
- Bambi Blech (will not burn venison)
- Robin Hood Pushka (takes from the rich gives to the poor)
(formerly known as "101 Donations")
- Aladdin Kiddush Cup (drink up and you'll be flying)
- Pete's Dragon Havdalah Candle (his mouth blows fire!)
- Pinocchio Yahrtzeit Candle (his nose grows shorter)
- Mary Poppins Spice Box (holds a spoonful of sugar)
- Hunchback of Notre Dame Shofar (curved like a real Hunchback)
- Old Yeller lulav and etrog set (lulav old, etrog yeller)
- Seven Dwarfs Menorah (eighth night not included)
- Dumbo Dreidels (they fly!)
- Beauty and the Beast Megillah (comes with Goofy gragger)
- Cinderella Seder Plate (must be used by midnight)
- Jewish Geography Game: "It's a Small World"
- Jiminy Cricket's Book of Halacha: "Always Let Your Conscience
Be Your Guide"
- Wedding Prints Developed ("Some day my prints will come")