I don't know what's weirder, some of this stuff or that I have them all in one place and feel the need to share this. Aah, therapy. Roll out the cushy leather couch.
They took an actual .44 Magnum bullet, hollowed it out, cut it in half at the tip, and made part of it into a sharp blade. The purpose of all of this is so that you can make a "bullet cut" in a cigar with a real bullet.
Taped to and dangling from the ceiling of my room is a garnet and gold rope. What makes it weird is the fact that this rope happens to be in the shape of a noose.
The noose has a little brother. Hanging from my bedpost is another garnet and gold noose (same rope, shorter length). Dangling from it is "Hops". He is a little stuffed bunny someone gave to me once. Without going into detail, he died as a sacrifice for crimes against me ;-)
A foot tall figurine, one of the Sand People from Star Wars. He's a robed ugly faced guy carrying a little spear.
Okay, I made this head in ceramics class, my senior year in high school. I was in a really weird mood when I was working on it though, and as a result he looks a little, umm, psychotic. He has big, deep, black eye sockets and glowing red eyes. Where his mouth should be there is a metal plate, riveted on so as to not be forcibly removed. He has no ears. He has a scar on his cheek, but it's the same color so it sort of blends in. His head has a large black rectangle which can be removed, and inside his head is suitable for a piggy bank or whatever other notorious storage purposes you might have. Aah, the wonders of clay.
Taped to my wall I have clippings from ESPN magazine. Stuff like "Because you can't watch cable in the bathroom." and "Sorry, we're from Amsterdam. We didn't know light beer was supposed to suck."
Fortune cookie messages that pass "the test". For those of you who don't know, take any standard fortune cookie from a regulation-sized Chinese food place, and add the words in bed after it. If it still makes sense it's a genuine fortune and passes "the test". For example: "Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals in bed."
A Macon Whoopee hockey puck. They're a real team, they play in the CHL.
What? Why the hell are you still reading this? You have no life? You really have some deep need to know this much about me? Man, you're some sort of sicko.