Okay, so you decided to get nosy, eh? I guess I gotta reward you by letting you in on me with a miniature bio. (Disclaimer:I am NOT, repeat, NOT liable for any sickness or nasuea that results from reading my physical stats, GOT IT?!)

Real First Name:Trevor (duh...)

Age:21

Gender:Male, much to my bad luck (see my "Love, Good God y'all, what is it good for?" for an explanation)

Martial Status:Single, and doomed to stay that way...

Birthdate:December 2, 1976.

Hometown:Richlands, Virginia. Land of defeat, home of the depraved.

Height:5'9

Weight:160

Eyes:Green/glasses

Hair:Light brown

Complection:Bad

Sexual Orintation:Straight, dammit all...(again, see "Love" section for an explanation)

Hobbies:Role playing games, Fiction Writing, dream related psychology, suicide psychology, computers, Anime.

College Degrees:None yet.

Favorite Midnight Snack:Pretzels in Texas Pete Hot sauce, glass of Spring Water.

Favorite Movie:Carrie

Favorite Book:The "Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy" series.

Personal Hero:Sam Kinison, a man who knew what few of us acknowledge....that love and life SUCKS! May his soul live on forever....

Favorite Type of Music:Punk rock, just because of it's attitude.

Favortie Groups:Bad Religion, Rush, The Misfits, Golden Earring.

Favorite Song:"Daddy" by Jewel. Normally I can't stand this little bimbo, but when she wrote this song, she tapped right into my inner desires....just change the name to "Family" and the song is perfect!