First to come by was Billy. Said whittler #1 he's alright in his place, but they haven't dug it yet.
Member when the revenuer asked what he was athinkg ask whittler #2. Lordy, if he said what he thought, he'd be speechless.
Yes, says, whittler @3. if brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enuf to blow his nose!
He doesn't need x-rays. Everybody can see right through him.
Hey, why is he just astanding ther ask whittler #1. Well, said #3, he stopped to think and forgot to start again.
He ain't worth the spit on a postage stamp.
Yep says #2 bet they re-elect him.