Your email address: (e.g.: you@aol.com)
What is your sex?
Male
Female
Height:
Weight:
Age:
Home:
Religion:
Job:
Education:
Favorite color:
Favorite book:
Goals in life:
Type of car you drive:
What color is your hair?
Brown
Black
Blonde
Red
Other
Do you smoke?
Yes
No
Do you drink?
What is 3 times 3?
3
6
9
Do any of these things apply to you? Check all that apply.
You've had your penis chopped off
You're gay
Sex is against your religion
You're impotent
What would you expect from Morgan? A kiss A kiss and a hug Fingers and tounges and "stuff" Sex Nothing Where would you take her? A movie Out to eat Dancing Concert Back to your place How much are you willing to spend? $0 - $5 $5 - $10 $10 - $20 $20 - $50 $50 and up What is your status? Virgin Not a virgin Very not a virgin VERY not a virgin Why do you feel you deserve to go out with Morgan?
A kiss A kiss and a hug Fingers and tounges and "stuff" Sex Nothing
A movie Out to eat Dancing Concert Back to your place
$0 - $5 $5 - $10 $10 - $20 $20 - $50 $50 and up
Virgin Not a virgin Very not a virgin VERY not a virgin
Rules:
1. You may NOT get within three feet of her.
2. No kissing.
3. No touching.
4. No grabbing.
5. You will be nice to her.
6. You will buy her stuff.
If you break the rules:
Punishments will include (but are not limited to):
Adam breaking your fingers.
Adam breaking your arm.
Adam breaking your leg.
Luke kissing you.
Almon singing to you.
Torture devices (that may or may not be used) will include (but are not exclusive to):
Tweesers.
Blow Torch.
Hammer.
Battle Axe.
Chain Saw.
Chisel.
Rake.
Nails.
Drill.
Broken Glass.
Needles.
Spiked bats.
Clubs.
Pipes.
Tractor.
The client (i.e. Morgan, she, her) obtains all rights to kick the applicant (you, your name) in the groin area (balls, nuts, go nads, testicles) at any time during the date. We (i.e. FBI Corrupt, the band, Luke, Kurt, Adam, Almon) reserve full rights to the prompt beating and/or mutulation of any person or persons who breaks any of the rules mentioned above. Any violation will result in swift and imminent termination of any and all contact with the client. Any attempt on behalf of the applicant to gain, receive, or give sexual favors, will result in a public castration, and multiple urinations on by any of aforemention members of FBI Corrupt. By sending this form you agree to all terms and conditions by legal contract. After sending in this form, it will be processed and if it passes standards, you will be contacted via email to set up an interview with Adam of FBI Corrupt, and health and pysical examinations will be held. Upon passing these tests, your application will be processed once again and reviewed by our team of experts. It will then be handed in to the client, and upon her approval, your application will be entered into a lottery bin, and at the end of the decade, one application will be pulled from the barrell, and will earn a chance at the possibility of maybe getting Morgan's phone number. In other words, no chance in hell buddy!