I wanna girl, a girl to stand by me.
I wanna girl, a girl to stand by me-he.
Yeah..., well... I wanna girl, who'll hold my hand,
if she don't, get the back of my hand.
Yeah, I wanna girl, a girl to stand by ME!

I wanna girl who can drink more beers than me,
I wanna girl who will give me sex for free.
Yeah..., well... I wanna girl who will treat me bad,
kick my ass, best girl I ever had,
Yeah I wanna girl who'll set my spirit FREE!

I wanna girl, that don't get giddy from candles,
just snorts some speed, and moshes to the Vandals. 
Ohh, I wanna girl who'll hold me tight,
drink and puke and snogg all night,
I want this girl to be apart of ME!

I wanna girl, a girl to stand by me.
I wanna girl, a girl to stand by me-he.
I wanna girl who'll go to the shows,
dance like a freak and break somebody's nose,
I want this girl, I want this girl for me.
Hell i'm gonna love her the best that I can,
love me back or get the back of my hand,
yeah I wanna girl, a girl to stand by me... Woo!