The band's view on Adam:

"There's only room for one Adam in this world." - Morgan
"He's all emotional and junk." - Luke
"The only members of the band I like are Luke and Morgan." - Kurt




The great clothes pin conversation:

"Ow, I put it on my nose and it hurt." - Adam
"Hey Morgan, put it on your.... What's that thing called, between your nostrils?" - Luke
"Your septum?" - Adam
"Your cervix?" - Almon
"Yeah Morgan, put it on your cervix." - Adam




Crossing the road:

"I'm scared." - Luke
"Here, i'll hold your hand." - Adam
"So happy to be gay!" - Luke
"Oh jeez..." - Morgan




Deciding a name:

"What about Sir Snoggalot and the Snoggateers?" - Luke
"I can be Sir Snoggalot." - Kurt
"How about we have no name?" - Danny
"Yeah, when people ask what our name is we can pretend not to hear them." - Kurt




Snack time:

"I'm not hungry." - Almon
"Oh my god." - Adam
(Total silence...)




Dirty practices:

"We should all play with our shirts off." - Almon
"Morgan you first." - Luke
"I'm taking mine off." - Almon
"Me too." - Adam
"Okay, fine, i'll take my sweater off." - Morgan
"Adam, come up here and get the phone. Long distance!" - Adam's Mom
"Shit.... Where is my shirt?" - Adam




Long distance call:

"How's life in Florida?" - Adam
"It's weird man, the girls flirt differntly than i'm used to." - Almon
"What do you mean?" - Adam
"If a girl likes you, they just walk right into your car. It happend to me the other day." - Almon
"Was she hot?" - Adam
"Yeah, very." - Almon
"What'd you do?" - Adam
"Kicked her out." - Almon
(Stunned silence)




Getting reviewed:

"What'd you think of us?" - Adam
"It was..... Interesting." - Melissa