Read Message RELATED: Dictionary Thesaurus

In-Box

Date: Mon, 03 Aug 1998 21:20:36 +1000 To: blue_heelers@makelist.com From: Sarah Save Address Block Sender Subject: [blue_heelers] fanfic: The Blue Files part b Reply Reply All Forward Delete Previous Next Close 1/2 a minute later Tom's office

"Well you could tell she was lying about her being the only person who had her wallet stolen." "Well what can we do?" "You now what Boss?" "What Adam?" "Well PJ saw those FBI agents at the library. Apparently Mulder's favourite book is Nick's. So they know a lot about what children think so we could ask them." "As long as they don't come anywhere near my office." "Sure. Do you won't me to contact them straight away?" "Get onto them quickly. And if we can't find the thief we might have to contact Search and Rescue and get them to come and find all the wallets. We also might have to call in St David's and get some officers to come over and help." "Well we'll take it one step at a time. I'd like to hear the interview tape and see her statement." "Sure thing."

Meanwhile...

The Pub

"Can I have a Foster?" "Sure thing." "Want one Scully?" "Yea sure thanks." "Your those FBI agents that where here that other time weren't you?" "Yep, you're Chris Riley aren't you?" "Sure am." "Caught any more Eddie's reently?" "Not recently... but we've been on holidays for a little while." "Oh... I get it." "Well... (Scully clears her throat) don't tell anyone okay? Not even our Boss nows. We tod him we wee on a case." Mulder and Scully giggled together. "Well call me if you want another glass of beer." "You mean another Forster?" "In Australia we call Foster's beers." "Really??" "Yeah. What do you call them?" "Beer." "Well... you see Chris... we were told that you 'Aussies' call beer fosters." "Oh... you see a Foster is a brand of beer." "Really? Well we're learning lots of little things on our trips over here aren't we Scully?" "Sure Mulder." "Can we have 2 more 'BEERS' please?" "Sure." "Can you believe that Scully? They actually call beer beer." "Congratulations Mulder." "But Scully... this is amazing. The whole of the American community believes that Aussies say Foster. I can't believe it. Don't you understand what this means Scully?" Scully touches his arm. "I understand Mulder." *Authors sister is now freaking out in the background because Scully has touched Mulder's arm (she's a super shipper)* "Come on Mulder let's have a game of darts." "Sure thing Scully."

The Doyle/McKinley Residence

"What can I do????? I am bored. What can I do??????" Dash got up of the couch to make herself a cup of hot chocolate. "Dash?" "Hi Mags. Can I ask you something?" "Sure." "Did you really think that I liked Nick??" "Umm... well... anyway I have to go back to the station. Can you look after Patty again for me?" "Sure. Hello Patty." "And also, we're having Mulder and Scully over for dinner. Can you cook something for desert?" "Fine, you invite peope over and make me cook the food for them." "Thanks, I'd better go." "Fine, leave me alone again. Come on Patty. Do you want some hot chocolate?" Patty smiled up at Dash. "Want a marshmellow in it? Gives it extra taste?" Patty smiled up at Dash again. "Here you go Patty. Don't drink it yet it's too hot. Here's a marshmello. Mmm smells nice doesn't it? Here you go take a sip. Yummy?" Patty giggled as the warm chocolate rolled down her face.

Mount Thomas Police Station

"Thanks for coming in Mulder and Scully." PJ said "Sure thing." Scully answered. PJ and Adam escorted them into his office.

1/2 hour later Mulder and Scully had a clear picture of what had happened and were already thinking of a way to solve the mystery. "We'd like to talk to the girl." Scully said. "Sure, we'll get her in."

meanwhile... At the local library.

"Not much longer." Nick said refering to the time he still had to sit and sign pictures of himself. "Hmmm... nobodys here now I can write part of my new book." Nick took out his notepad. "Hmm... Racheale Halitye and Antonia Urtynam are fighting for the one alien Bill Smith. But Racheale Halitye is married to another alien Joe Bloggs and Antonia Urtynam is married to a human Josepheow Kpowertb . Then Bill Smith will think of ways to cook Znygweb Qpobvx because he is secretly in love with Daphealiea Werty who is married to Znygweb Qpobvx. But Znygweb Qpobvx secretly loves Racheale Halitye. Hmmm.. maybe a bit confusing but... Oh hello would you like an autograph? Here you go."

Mount Thomas Police Station

"So Jeri, why did you pretend your wallet was stolen." "What?" "Your wallet wasn't really stolen was it?" "I thought it was in the first place..." "But...?" "But then I found it and I thought I mind get reembursed my money and get twice as much as I actually had. I'm sorry." "That's OK, I would have done the same thing, wouldn't you have Scully?" "Mulder that's stealing." "I'm sorry I caused so much trouble." "That's OK." "What about the interview tape?" "Don't worry, I'll destroy it." "Mulder you can't do that!" "I already have." "Mulder!" "Sorry Scully." Mulder put his head down shamefully. "Bye." "Bye."

The Doyle/McKinley residence

"Ring ring. Ring ring." "Not again." This was the 4th time Maggie had rung up to find out how Patty and Dash were going. "Hello? Take her for a walk? What do you mean good for her? Ok. Bye." Dash turned around and looked at Patty. "Your Mummy just rung and she wants me to take you for a walk." Patty frowned. Dash grabbed the stroller and said, "Come on Patty, it's a lovely day. We'll go to the park and have chinese for lunch. How does that sound?" Patty smiled. Dash wheeled Patty out the door. "This will do me some good as well."

Back to the Library...

"Nick you can go now. I think all the people have got your autograph now." '"Actually I might stay here and write my next book. It's nice and peaceful." "As peaceful as a summers day. That's what they say isn't it?" "Yes," Nick said memorizing the phrase. "Thanks." "Sure thing." "Bye, or by the way... can I have your autograph?" "Sure, here you go." "Thanks, bye." "Bye." As soon as the librarian had left Nick pulled out his notebook. "But Antonia... you have to stay." "I'm sorry Josepheow it's just it's too noisy here for me to work." "But Antonia here it's as peaceful as a summers day." "Josepheow, I was in love with you but... now... I want a divorce." She sobbed. "It's that alien isn't it?" "No." "I can tell you're lying. I'm going to join Znygweb and make up an aliens cookbook. The best ways to fry, roast, toast, bake aliens. We're going to kill Bill Smith before he gets a chance to kill us." "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Antonia cried.

Nick paused. "Hmmm... very dramatic. Definitley a best seller." "Excuse me?" A voice asked interupting Nick's train of thought. Nick looked up... "Zoe???" "Nick... I'm so sorry.I forgive you for leaving me behind in Paris. You had a story to write. And I was under a lot of presure being the wife of a romance writer and I was stressed, but that isnt'a excuse butI was upset I shouldn't have divorced you but will you... marry me again? I know it's a lot to ask but... I bought you a gift to show you how much I care." Zoe produced a book. "It's the brand new Danielle Steel book out. It's supposed to be the best one ever writen." Nick stared at Zoe in awe. "Thanks Zo." "Will you marry me again Nicki?" "Aw, sure Zo."

The footpaths of Mount Thomas

"Which way do you want to turn Patty? Right or left? Well Right takes you to where Mummy is..." Patty frowned. "Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh." "You don't want to go that way? Or do you want to go to the left which is the way to the park?" Patty stopped howling and smiled at Dash. "I think you want to go to the park." "Here we are. Do you want to go on the slide?" Patty smiled at Dash. "Is that a yes? Ok, we'll go on it together." Dash took Patty out of her stroller and climber up to the top of the stairs. "Ooo, look at that we're high up aren't we?" Patty giggled. "Ready? Weee." Dash and Patty slid down the slide. "Was that fun?" Patty giggled. "Wanna go again?" Patty giggled again. 3 times later Dash was looking exausted and Patty looking dirty. "We've got to go home now and cook a pav." Patty's smile faded. "I'll let you lick the beaters." Patty's smile appeared again.

Mount Thomas Police Station "Thanks for your help," Adam said "That's ok," Mulder said. "Bye." "Bye." Mulder and Scully answered.

"Umm... Boss?" "What is it Cooper." "Can I have the afternoon off?" "What???" "I have some business to do and also I want to visit Dash and see how she is." "Fine. Now get out of my sight."

The Doyle/McKinley Residence "Let's get the ingredients out shall we. What do we need? Ummm." "Hello?" "Hi Adam. Come in." "Thanks." "Want to help Patty and I cook a pav?" "Sure, I love cooking." "Really?" "Yeah." "Patty and I were about to start getting the ingredients out. Can you help Patty get out some of them?" "Sure. Come on Patty." 1 hour later the pav was in the oven. "Looks great doesn't it Patty?" Adam asked. Patty smiled up at both Adam and Dash. "Sure does," Dash answered. "I told Tom I had important business I had to do and I was going to visit you." "Tell you what, since Maggie's been inviting people over without asking me do you want to join Patty, PJ, Maggie, Mulder, Scully and me tonight for dinner? That's why we had to cook the pav. She told me this morning. Can you believe that? Well do you want to join us? It'll make me happy." "Auuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhhh," Patty wailed protesting her name hadn't been mentioned. "You'll make both Patty and me happy." Patty stopped crying and smiled. "Will you?" "Sure." "What time is it at?" Dash shrugged. "I don't know. I was only told a few hours ago. Just stay here now and you won't have to worry about when you have to go." "Ok, sure. You don't think Maggie will mind?" "Who cares?" "Good point."

2 hours later.

Same location "Dash?" "Yea what is it Mags?" "Um... what's Adam doing here?" "I invited him to stay for dinner." "Why?" "Why not?" "Never mind. They'll be here soon. Did you cook the pav?" "Yep, Adam and Patty helped me." "Adam?" "Yep, he's a great cook." "Can't imagine that." "Why?" "Oh... well you can imagine something like that from Nick but from Adam? He's just not that kind of person." "You don't think so? How well do you know Adam?" "Not that well." "I didn't either. But I know a lot more about him now." "Really, here are the guests. Hello Mulder, hi Scully." "Hi." "Thanks for coming." "Adam's here as well. He's playing with Patty in the living room." "Really? I didn't know he was coming." "Well he came over to help me make the pav." "The what?" Both Mulder and Scully asked at the same time. "The pav." Dash replyed looking confused, "Don't you know what they are?" Both Mulder and Scully shook their heads. "I can't believe this... Adam?? Adam come here." "Yeah? Oh, hi Scully hi Mulder. What is it Dash?" "Can you believe these two don't know what a pav is?" "That's not possible." "What about the other names people call it?" "Good idea Maggie. What about fruit and cream meringue? (Both Mulder and Scully shake their heads) Umm... what else are they called?" "What about a fruit/cream puff?" Adam suggested. (Both Mulder and Scully shake their heads) "You guys, even I don't know what fruit/cream puff or a fruit and cream meringue is," Maggie said, "Do you know what they are PJ?" "Never heard of them. I only know that they are called pavs or pavlova's." "A pavlova?" Mulder and Scully asked. "Yeah." "Why didn't you just say that in the first place. We know what pavlovas are." "You do?" "Of course." "Oh."

The next day... "Dash, PJ and I have decided to go on a holiday so we've decided to ask you to mind Patty when we go." "Sure. Patty and I have great fun together. I'll get Adam to come over... you don't mind if he uses your room do you?" "No, that's fine." "Good, then he can help me cook and look after Patty. Patty smiled.

So what do you think? E-mail me and tell me.