LM: Our next match just might be our biggest, we've got one of the biggest matches yet on---- MH: Here comes Shaniko...Sha...Sha... LM: Hakisho Shiniko. MH: Gazoomteight. __ __ __ __ / /_/ /\ [HHWO] /\ \_\ \ / __ / /ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ\ \ __ \ /_/ /_/ / \ \_\ \_\ \_\/\_\/ HHWO NA Title \/_/\/_/ | 4-Corners Match | | | | "The Handler" Liam Rogan | | -vs- | | The Pink Passion | | -vs- | | Knick Man | | -vs- | __ |"Kill Devil" Hakisho Shiniko| / /\ | / /\ /\ŻŻŻŻŻ\ / /_/Ż/\/ / / \ \ \Ż\ \ \___/\___/ /___________________\ \_____\ \__\/\__\/written by... \/_____/ J.R. Hollis ["Borrowed" by AC/DC kicks in over the loudspeakers.] TP: Coming to the ring now, weighing in at 247 lbs. and hailing from Tokyo, Japan, he is the "KILL DEVIL" Here is HAKISHO SHINIKO!!! [As a green spotlight shines on the walkway, "Kill Devil" Hakisho Shiniko emerges from the backstage sporting his traditional garb - a black pair of wrestling shorts with "Kill Devil" written on the back in red letters, a pair of white boots, a white pair of kneepads, a little bit of white tape around the wrists and fists, and jet black, buzzcut hair which is hasn't been cut in a while. Following behind is Mr. Podaki who has black hair that is shaved close to his scalp, black pants, a white tee-shirt that reads "Kill Devil", and his clip board with pen. Hakisho walks to the ring, and slaps hands with the fans at ring side, he then slides into the ring, climbs to the top turnbuckle, rasies his arms to a chorus of cheers, and he then backflips off of the buckle.] LM: Shiniko appears to be ready to go, but this match should be very, very physical. Throw the rule book out with this one -- when you have this many title hungry competitors you can forget about rules. MH: You know what I've been wondering? LM: What's that Marcus? MH: Why does Hakisho do that gay little flip off the buckle every time he comes down here? Why doesn't he wrestle like an American whose got a pair...I mean... _Wrestle_! LM: Marcus, that's uncalled for. MH: Your damn right! ["The Joker" by Steve Miller Band plays over the loudspeakers.] TP: Introducing first... hailing from the deepest depths of the unknown, standing six foot three inches and weighing two hundred and fifty-five pounds, here is... "THE HANDLER" LIAM ROGAN!!! [Liam Rogan emerges from the ringside crowd. He hops the guard rail and walks down the aisle. He's unshaven, sporting a case of five o'clock shadow. His hair is bushy, curly, and very unkempt. He's wearing a leather jacket and a pair of ripped and tattered blue jeans. An Insane Clown Posse t-shirt can be seen underneath the leather jacket. He enters the ring and slouches down in the corner. He maintains a hypnotic stare on his opponent.] LM: Rogan is real, real tough to beat. And he's so focused.... MH: Focused on getting his ass kicked, I hope, because that's about all that's going to happen. ("Go NY Go NY Go" blast throughout the arena) MH: Oh no.... ["Go NY Go NY Go" begins to play in the background as the crowd literally EXPLODES in cheers for The One, The Only, THE KNICK MAN! The fans all rise to their feet and turn towards the back, waiting the arrival of one of the most popular men in the HHWO... And The Knick Man enters the arena to a HUGE FACE POP! The Knick Man is dressed in his wrestling gear, a blue and orange Knick Man jersey, and a pair of blue wrestling trunks with the words "Knick Man" on the butt. A huge smile crosses his face as he stands at the top of the ramp, his hands on his hips, surveying the sold out crowd here in the Gund Arena. He then begins his walk down the aisle, clapping the hands of as many fans as possible. The crowd continues to cheer loudly for him as he continues his way down the ramp. When he finally arrives to the ring, The Knick Man rolls under the bottom rope, heads over to the turnbuckle, climbs up, and raises both hands in the air to another big face pop from the crowd. The Knick Man then climbs down and asks for a microphone from one of the ring attendents.] KNICK MAN: I may be a former basketball player for The New York Knicks! But man DO I LOVE CLEVELAND!!!!! [Tremendous FACE POP from the crowd.] KNICK MAN: Now, before I get started, I told all of you that I had an annoucement to make regarding this match, and my HHWO career in general. Now the last time I was here, I didn't do too good. I searched long and hard, trying to find out just what it was that I wasn't doing right. I was training like I was suppose to. I was making the proper preparation for my opponents! But for some reason, after a hard fought match, SOMEBODY, who wasn't involved in the match, felt the need to make their presence felt, usually at my expense. But tonight, the HHWO experiences a REBIRTH! And The Knick Man experiences a REBIRTH as well! [Loud cheers from the crowd, with some chants of "Knick Man" repeatedly.] KNICK MAN: So I decided to find out just what I can do about it. I could fight fire with fire, but I wouldn't lower myself to that lowlife standard. So I decided to do something else. I decided to step up to the NEXT level by enhancing MYSELF. By adding that missing ELEMENT, that missing INGREDIENT to capault me straight to the top! The person that I'm about to introduce to you tonight needs no introduction to ANYONE who is familar with the wrestling industry. This person's name speaks for theirself! They have taken no names, and made them stars! They have taken stars and made them SUPERSTARS! And they have taken superstars and made them LEGENDS! I have watched them for a long time, and I have always admired the way they have carried theirselves professionally in this industry. So now, I would like to present to you, my new manager..... here is...... "EROTIC" ERIN MCCOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ["#1 Crush" By Garbage BLAASTS through out the arena. The crowd stands on their feet waiting for Erin McCoys to make her apperance. The curtains crash open as Erin McCoys slowly walks into the arena. She takes a few steps out, spins around and blows a large mouth full of smoke into the air. Erin is wearing a tight silver dress that is cut low and wraps around her neck and also has pieces cut out of the material around her stomach. The dress has a long slit that goes up the right side of her body. Erin's hair is down and curled lightly. She has a large cuban cigar in her left hand . As Erin makes her way up the stairs, The Knick Man walks over to the ropes and holds the ropes open for her. He takes her by her hand and helps her into the ring. Knick Man spins her around and smiles towards her. The two make their way to the middle of the ring where he lifts her hand up in the air to a huge face pop from the crowd. The Knick Man hands the mic to Erin and she begins to speak.] "EROTIC" ERIN MCCOYS: You know, when I first started out in this sport I was told a good number of things. I heard comments like, "She wouldn't last", "Her 5 minutes of fame is starting now", and "She's not like all the others we see." Well I've made my career on being not like all the others. Coming into the HHWO is proof to that statement. Some other managers like to spread themselves thin and get into as many federations as possible to make sure people know their names. Not me, I choose my career paths very carefully. I expect nothing but the best and that's why I'm here in the HHWO. Knick Man made me a offer that I just couldn't refuse. Now the question remains, if Knick Man wasn't ahead on points before I joined him, how is he now? Everyone knows that this "missing ingredient" can make golden dreams for some and vicious golden nightmares for others. Are you on my good side, or bad? Whatever it maybe, I'm here for the sweet taste of victory and lucious smell..... OF GOLD!!! KNICK MAN: You see HHWO, the final ingredient has been added. Now it's time for the full course meal! I got the fans on my side...[Loud cheers from the crowd]...The FIRST LADY OF WRESTLING in my corner...[Big pop, particularly from the males in the audience for Erin]...and a GOLDEN opportunity to walk out of this arena the HHWO North American Champion. And when opportunity knocks... [smiles] KNICK MAN: The Knick Man opens the door and welcomes him WITH OPEN ARMS!!!! "EROTIC" ERIN MCCOYS: Knick Man will be North American Champion and Erin McCoys will yet again use her magic touch. I am Erin McCoys and my word is as good as gold. !!! [Immediately, Hakisho Shaniko and the Knick Man begin to brawl in the middle of the ring. While those two throw a continuous string of left and right hands, Liam Rogan walks away from the battle, and sits on the top of the corner. Big heel pop as Rogan begins to taunt fans in the corner, paying no attention to the battle raging in the middle of the ring. Knick Man gains the advantage over Shaniko, and walks over to Rogan, pulling him by the hair into the middle of the ring! Rogan crawls on his hands and knees out of the ring and away from the Knick Man. Knick Man gives chase... Shaniko clotheslines Knick Man over the top rope!] MH: Damn! LM: What an initial exchange! If the match is that hectic from the onset, it shouldn't last too long. MH: It _can't_ last too long. [Rogan and the Knick Man are now down on the outside beating on each other. Rogan is hovering over Shaniko, kicking him in the gut. ...meanwhile, the Knick Man is relaxing in the ring, waiting for the fight to come to him. And it does, with Rogan slingshoting Shaniko underneath the bottom rope. As Shiniko dives into the ring, Knick Man kicks him in the head. It's total chaos in there! Shiniko is pumeling Rogan, and so is Knick Man! The two have combined to take on Liam Rogan!] MH: This is good.....this is beginning to get good! [From out of nowhere, a man who most people didn't even think showed up for his match -- the Pink Passion -- runs down the aisle! ...and right into a Knick Man spinebuster! One... Two... Kickout! Rogan and Shaniko are brawling throughout the ring, as Knick Man makes it up to his feet... SLAM DUNK!] LM: That's it! MH: It's over! [One... Two... Three! -- The Pink Passion has been eliminated! Rogan grabs Knick Man as he makes it back up to his feet...Piledriver! Shaniko hits Rogan with a drop kick from the top! Shiniko begins to pummel Rogan, but Knick Man is there to save Rogan, oddly enough. Rogan and the Knick Man begin to work over Shaniko! We've got a 2 on 1!] MH: Sianara Shiniko! LM: Don't count him out just yet, guys, he's one of the best in the world... [Knick Man whips Shiniko to the ropes....he ducks down low...Rogan with a clothesline to follow! Rogan and Knick Man hoist Shiniko up to the top... Super-Plex! Rogan with the cover... One... Two...] LM: Kickout! MH: NO WAY! That was a three count! LM: No, no he got out just in time! [Knick Man grabs Shiniko and places him in the piledriver position.... Rogan climbs up to the second rope.... Spike Piledriver coming....blocked by Shiniko! Shiniko is somehow able to climb out of the hold, and Rogan hits _KNICK MAN_! Shaniko up to the top.... Hurracarana on Liam Rogan! One... Two...] LM: Knick Man with the save! MH: Yeah! Go get 'im Knick Man! [Shiniko pounds Rogan in the corner. One, two,three consecutive shots. Rogan staggers out of the corner.. Bulldog! Shiniko is back up.. And is hit with a lariat by the Knick Man! Rogan is up now...he's calling Knick Man off...he wants the honors! Rogan up to the top rope....elbow drop! One.. Two...] LM: Three! MH: Shiniko is gone. [Rogan is up slowly, but the Knick Man is already plotting his next move. Rogan turns... DDT! Rogan is out... One.... Two... Three!! Knick Man is raising his arms in the middle of the ring -- he's the new champion!] [DING! DING! DING!] MH: My gosh, he won it! LM: Knick Man won it! [Rogan slides out to the back of the ring.... ...and grabs a chair! Knick Man has no idea Rogan is back in the ring with a chair! Here come the referee's, they know what's coming! Liam Rogan is going to spoil Knick Man's big moment! Knick Man is face down, Rogan is hovering over him!] MH: YEAH! LM: This...this was uncalled for. MH: I LOVE IT!! [HHWO Security drags Rogan out of the ring as Erotic Erin helps Knick Man back to his feet, and holds his HHWO North American Title high in the air...] LM: What a match! Knick Man fought a great match and is the new HHWO North American Champion! This is great! MH: Yeah, woopity doo.