Knick Man v/s Andru Edwards SS: Welcome back ASW! Right now, we're going to take you to GREG GANGNER up in the audience to get some people's opinion on the next match! (Greg Gangner is shown in the nose bleed section of the arena. He's holding a microphone and is standing right in front of many screaming fans.) GG: WELCOME! I'm Greg Gangner and I am here right now to see who these loyal ASW fans think is going to win the ASW WORLD TITLE TONIGHT HERE ON ASW LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT! Let's go to this one . . . (Greg turns to face a small girl about 10 years old. She's dressed in an ANDRU EDWARDS T-shirt, bandana, and is holding an autographed picture of him. She smiles and begins to talk.) GIRL: Andru Edwards is going to take it all! Andru's my main man and I would manager him anytime! (Greg then turns to a teenage boy about 15 years old who's holding a, "KNICK MAN 4 LIFE" sign. Greg knows who he is going to be for but he asks him anyway.) GG: Who are you for tonight? BOY: (getting in front of camera) KNICK MAN, BABY! THE ONE AND THE ONLY KNICK MAN IS GOING TO TAKE IT AWAY! GG: I can see you like the Knick Man! Let's try this one . . . (Greg turns to show a teenage girl holding a sign that says, "I'M A BULLS FAN, NOT A KNICK'S FAN!" She grabs the mic and talks.) GIRL: I am NOT here to say I'm for Andru Edwards or the Knick Man! They're a disgrace to this city! They're both from New York City! GO BULLS! GG: (shocked) Well, there you have it from the fans of the ASW who can't pay good money for ringside seats! BACK TO YOU, SAM! (Fades back to Sensuous Samantha standing in the ring with a microphone.) SS: Thank you, Greg! Now, everyone may I PLEASE have your attention! And, good evening everyone and welcome to the MAIN EVENT!!! (crowd cheers and half starts chanting, "SIMPLY THE BEST, SIMPLY THE BEST!!!" while the other half starts chanting, "KNICK MAN!! KNICK MAN!! KNICK MAN!!!") As in the KNICK MAN V/S ANDRU EDWARDS!!! Before this I would like to introduce my guest right now..he's coming back to the ASW..We've all missed him..I TRULY HAVE! Ladies and gentleman, give it up for the commissioner of the ASW..RICHARD RICHARDS!!! (Richard Richards walks down the aisle as the crowd cheers him on. He looks great. He's dressed in a white three piece suit, and climbs in the ring. He walks over to Sensuous Samantha where she kisses his cheek and shakes his hand. She smiles and begins to speak.) SS: FINALLY! Justice will be served. WELCOME BACK, RICHARD! Why are you back tonight? RR: Thank you, Miss Samantha! I am here tonight because rumor has it that the Knick Man will be having Miss Jasmine in his corner, and Andru Edwards has the mystery woman. WELL JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED! And, I am here tonight to make sure that nothing goes wrong here in the ASW! Feels great to be back. This world title match WILL be fair! I cannot say it better than that! Good luck to both ANDRU EDWARDS and the KNICK MAN! SS: That's great! We're ready to go. THE WORLD TITLE MATCH WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!And, here we are..we are ALL ready for this upcoming match between the Knick Man and Andru Edwards .. let's go take a look at how everything between these two go started many months ago. "Some people have what it takes to be the best ..." (Andru Edwards and Hades standing face to face as Hades pushes Andru and he pushes him back.) "Some people have a temper....it's common that only some can handle so much ..." (Hades throwing down the ASW world title and spitting on it as Andru Edwards is being taken to the back on a stretcher.) "Some people have what it takes to win...while others can only walk away ..." (Pictures of the HOA leaving the ASW and Andru Edwards coming to Sensuous Samantha's rescue.) "The ASW World Title was held up for grabs...Andru Edwards was named the number one contender.." ("The Franchise" Andru Edwards raising his hands high in the air, and walking down to the ring as the crowd goes wild.) "The tournament was made..and the names were drawn..." (Chris Wrigley standing in the ring naming off that James Pillow, Knick Man, Apache Assassin, Lord Awesome, Steve Sullivan, Gemini, Johnny Payne and Eric Draven were in the tournament at HELL ON HALLOWEEN.) "And, so on the 31st, for whom the bell tolls, the wrestlers fought it out...and many were standing victorious after a win..." (Apache Assassin smiling, Lord Awesome raising his title up high in the air, Johnny Payne slapping fans, and the Knick Man saying "I told you so!".) "As the night battled out, it came down to two...two of the best wrestlers in the known ASW took it all out as they knew that only one could become the true and rightful winner..." (Apache Assassin and the Knick Man standing face to face, the Knick Man performing a belly to back suplex, and Apache Assassin with a clothesline on the Knick Man.) "But, in the end, only one winner could be made...the Knick Man reigned victorious as Andru Edwards was aware of his competition and made sure that the Knick Man felt his presence..." (Andru Edwards and his mystery woman talking to Miss Jasmine and the Knick Man, and Knick Man and Miss Jasmine replying back.) "That was many days ago, and the heat between these two superstars has finally surfaced. Tonight they shall go in the ring...one on one, for the first time in the ASW history. This is not a regular match; this match is for the Awesome Simulation Wrestling World Championship. Both men knows what lays on each side of the wire. Both men knows what's as stake. Both men are ready! They can win--or they can lose. Each man is going to be careful not to lose. But, then again, someone has to come out the victor. Who will it be? Who will we see as the new ASW champion? Whoever it is, they rightfully deserve it. It's a hard way to the top." SS: And, we're ready to introduce the wrestlers! RR: To the ring! [This match is set for one fall and is to determine the new AWESOME SIMULATION WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!! Introducing first ... being led to the ring by MISS JASMINE and HALL OF FAMER, CHRIS WRIGLEY .. FROM NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK .. weighing in at 250 lbs .. he's representing REEL WILD INC, and is the CURRENT ASW TELEVISION CHAMPION .. he's known as WORLD'S GREATEST all around the world .. here is, the one, the only, the KNICK MAN!!! (Blue and Orange Fireworks go off as "GO NY GO NY GO" begins to blast throughout the loudspeakers. The ladies go wild as The Knick Man makes his way down to ringside. He is wearing a Knick Man Championship Jersey and a pair of Knick Man shorts. Chris Wrigley and Miss Jasmine follow not far behind. Miss Jasmine is dressed in red hot pants, a Knick Man shirt tied at the bottom, black flats, and has her hair down. The Knick Man is handed lots of slips of paper from the lady fans assumingly containing their phone numbers. The guys try to touch him, but the Knick Man moves away from their grabs, and continues to strut down the aisle with confidence. The three enter the ring and strut around. They then talk strategy with Chris Wrigley as the crowd goes wild as they start chanting, "KNICK MAN!! KNICK MAN!!") ... And, now, introducing his opponent from NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK ... a former ASW world champion .. He's known as SIMPLY THE BEST, and is weighing in at 237 lbs .. here is the number one contender to the Heavyweight Championship of the World, "THE FRANCHISE" ANDRUUUUU EDWAAAAAAARDS!!!!] ("Cant Nobody Hold Me Down" by Puff Daddy plays over the loudspeaker. "THE FRANCHISE" ANDRU EDWARDS and Allison steps through the curtain as he makes his way to ringside. Andru Edwards is wearing black trunks with the word "Franchise" written in red script on the back. Black kneepads with red "F"s on them, and red boots with black trim and white tassles hanging over them. The crowd goes INSANE as he enters the ring. He gives a hearty chuckle as he taunts the crowd lightly. Andru Edwards enters the ring, and asks for the mic, which is handed to him by the ring announcer. He stares at Knick Man, and Miss Jasmine...and lets out a hearty chuckle. He then begins to speak into the microphone.) Andru Edwards: Hey Chicago...take a look at what it has come down to... (He skims the crowd, as their cheers are blowing the roof off the arena.) Andru Edwards: I hope you are all ready for the match of the decade...because that is exactly what you are going to see right here tonight... (He looks over at Knick man and Jasmine.) Andru Edwards: Awwwwww...look at the little "Perfect Couple" over there. The ASW has had a lot of its couples in its time. It had Me and Erin, Erin and Draven, Kennedy and the whole male audience...but nothing compares to you two...take a look at them. The ASW/FWF Unified Television Champion, and a big hunk of woman... (He laughs.) Andru Edwards: The couples have come and gone in this sport. But that isnt what we are here to talk about...we are here to talk about the matter at hand...because in about forty minutes from now, I will be standing right in this very spot, with that ASW World Heavyweight Title around my WAIST. I am ready to put on the greatest performance I have ever given in my entire career, and I am feeling this as the most important match in my career. Many say that if I lose this one, my career is over...well all you doubters, and all you critics, you will all be humbled! The Franchise is the class act of the ASW, and this is my time to shine. Ive worked to hard, and too long to let a man like... (He points to Knick Man and Jasmine.) Andru Edwards: YOU..take it from me. So you can take your belt, and your peice of @$$ and do what you need to do... (Crowd begins a low chant of "CHANELLE, CHANELLE, CHANELLE!!!") Andru Edwards: I guess some of you out there have been doing your homework! Yes...I have my mystery manager here tonight, to watch whatever the hell Jasmine tries to do out here...but it isnt going to work Jasmine...because I brought a woman from my PAST BACK for one night only...LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...I GIVE YOU.... _M I S T R E S S__A L L I S O N_!!!!!!!!! (Crowd goes INSANE as Allison makes her way to the ring, as "Can't Nobody Hold Me Down" by Puff Daddy plays over the arena. Andru Edwards holds the ropes open as she enters the ring, and spins around, showing herself off to the crowd. Edwards begins to speak again.) Andru Edwards: YEAH...Chanelle #9 huh Knick Man?? it seems that the MASTER DETECTIVE was out smarted, and all you fans out there that like to call yourselves "smart marks" have been mis informed by all your little hotlines and information sheets. THIS is what it is all about right here. Referee...ring that bell...I want to take my belt..and go home for my.. (Points to Allison.) Andru Edwards: Victory Celebration... (He drops the mic and goes face with the Knick Man.) SS: God, this has been awaited, and we're ready to go.. are we not? (Chris Wrigley walks over at the broadcasting table and sits down between Sensuous Samantha and Richard Richards and puts on a headset.) CW: (shaking) I AM NOT READY! RR: I AM READY! Let's get this going. I can hardly wait! SS: Calm down, CHRIS! OKAY! The Knick Man and Andru Edwards are now standing face to face ... and LOOK AT MISTRESS ALLISON! But, Miss Jasmine is looking on to her man, the Knick Man! CW: MISS JASMINE RULES! SS: That she does, and Knick Man just SPIT right in ANDRU EDWARDS' FACE! Andru is flaming mad and he just slapped the KM across the face! KM says NO WAY, and he takes Andru Edwards down in a side headlock, and that is the very first move of the night here in this main event. THIS IS SOMETHING! KM breaks loose of the move and he sends Edwards into the ropes and Edwards comes back and KM hits him with a CLOTHESLINE! Edwards is down, and the KM is now starting to stomp away on him. CW: JESUS! COME ON NOW! PIN HIM! PIN HIM! RR: Oh goodness, calm down, Chris! KM is now in control and he takes Edwards and he lifts him up and watch him smile at him. He needs to pay attention, because this is the biggest match of his whole career in wrestling! The Knick Man takes Andru and he's going to go in for a punch, but AE blocks it and he punches right back on the Knick Man and he hits the KM SQUARE right in the face, and the KM backs off and he goes against the ropes and he comes in for a FLYING CLOTHESLINE, but Andru Edwards dunks and he turns around and he hits the Knick Man flat out from behind! NOT NICE AND VERY SNEAKY! SS: I LOVE IT! Andru is now kicking on the Knick Man left and right, this has been a great match already and Andru takes him and he sends him into the turnbuckle . . . NO! IRISH WHIP BY THE KNICK MAN! And, Andru Edwards hits the turnbuckle head on, and he hits his head pretty bad! The Knick Man is limping justa little bit, from what I do not know, and the Knick Man is now bringing Andru Edwards out to the center of the ring and he has him out here in the center, and he's taking him, and he's going to get him in some kind of SUBMISSION move, I can already be the one explaining that one to you! CW: AAAAAAHH! COME ON! I am going to have a heart attack here. I think it's a very goo thing that you have, Richards, Sam because I am not going to be commentating very much tonight. MY MAN HAS TO WIN! SS: HE MIGHT WIN! CW: HE WILL WIN! RR: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU! SS: (smirks) Yes, daddy! And, KNICK MAN is going to put a BOSTON CRAB ON ANDRU EDWARDS . . and he's got it! He has the move tight right on his legs, and the KM is going to get it on tight and he has it! RR: Knick Man is putting that move right on tight just to make Andru Edwards wish that he never even got into this here match! Andru Edwards is screaming in pain, which I would be, too. Andru Edwards is banging on the canvas. Kevin O' Conner is the one taking this match and he's down to see if Andru is giving up, but I do not believe that he's going to! SS: AH HA! And, Andru Edwards is NOT GOING TO GIVE UP! Andru Edwards is trying with all of his might and he's reaching, and reaching . . HE HITS THE ROPES!! NO!! ALLISON IS REACHING THEM TO HIM BEHIND THE REFS BACK!! HA!! Andru has a hold of them now, and Kevin sees it! And, he's making THE KNICK MAN release the damn hold on ANDRU EDWARDS!! KM is fit to the be tied and the Knick Man takes Andru and he sends him into the ropes and he comes back shape and the Knick Man hits him with a SPINNING WHEEL KICK AND HERE GOES THE FIRST PIN OF THE NIGHT!! ONE........ TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.............. THREEE ..... NO!! ANDRU EDWARDS KICKS OUT!! And, now here goes the Knick Man who is arguing back and forth with KEVIN O CONNER about how far the count was .. DO NOT DO THAT DAMMIT!! ANDRU EDWARDS FROM BEHIND ON THE KNICK MAN!! He picks him up and he ATOMIC DROPS him right on his you know what and right down on the damn canvas .. here we go .. another pin as ANDRU EDWARDS TAKES THE KNICK MAN AND LIFTS HIS LEG UP!! ONE... TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......... THREE!!! YES A NEW WORLD CHAMP!! And, Andru thinks that he won, but Kevin is telling him that's it's only the damn two count!! CW: (breaths a breath of relief) DAMMIT!!! GOD DAMMIT!! THIS IS CRAZY!! COME ON KNICK MAN!! RR: (stunned) CALM DOWN!! SHEESH!! CW: YOU SHUT THE HELL UP OLD TIMER, I'LL KICK YOUR SORRY AS.. SS: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME COMMENTATE THIS MATCH!! Good gawd, and the Knick Man just took Andru Edwards and he's thrown him to the outside of the ring. Oh no, this is NOT good! Andru now takes Knick Man and he throws him into the steele steps and he goes all the way down, and Andru is now over there, and he's kicking on him left and right and right and left and I am getting so confused. Andru now takes the Knick Man and he lifts him and he SUPERKICKS him!! OH MY GOD!! That had to hurt like a mother .... uh, anyway, here we go again, and the Knick Man is BLEEDING!! EWW!! BLOOD!! Andru hit him so damn hard in the face that he is bleeding! Andru is pretty much stunned that he done such a thing and he takes him and he throws him down, and the ref is going crazy!! Kevin is trying his best to do a good job, and no one here is helping me commentate! Chris is dead, and Richards is over here on the stupid ASW HOTLINE!! YOU ARE AT RINGSIDE AND YOU'RE ON THE HOTLINE? Sheesh..I ain't even going to say anything. Here we go again and no again and again and again and again. Enough of that before I kill myself saying AGAIN! AHH! Here we go and Andru just took Knick Man and he's making Allison lift up the mats on the concrete!!! OH MY GOD!! AAHH!! ALLISON IS GONNA DO IT .. NO! MISS JASMINE FROM BEHIND ON ALLISON! OH MY GOD! RR: (holding phone to his ear) OH MY! CW: (dumbfounded) GO MISS JASMINE! SS: AH HA!! Richards, let them fight! This is by far awesome! It looks like Allison is waving to the back for someone...and..oh my lord...TAKE A LOOK AT WHATS COMING DOWN THE AISLE...IT'S CHANELLE!! Miss Jasmine and Chanelle are like going crazy on each other, and RICHARDS let this go on! Kevin is going wild out there, and he doesn't know what which way to turn. And, WAIT! Knick Man from behind on Andru and he has him in a CROSS FACE CHICKEN WING!! And, ANDRU IS KICKING EVERYWHERE!! Andru just kicked the REF!!! RICHARDS DON'T GO ANYWHERE!! PLEASE I WANNA SEE THIS!! RR: (speechless) I don't really think that I could do anything anyway! CW: AAAAAAAAH! COME ON KNICK MAN!! SS: HA HA! The damn ref is out, and this thing rules. RICHY BABY YOU RULE! This is like some no holds barred match, and here we go. HERE WE GO HERE WE GO! Alrighty .. Miss Jasmine and Allie are still fighting and Allie just lifted up Miss Jasmine back on the mats, and here comes CARLOS WONG! RICHARDS .. DO NOT MOVE! I know he's going to do something but I want this to be the best match ever! Knick Man is now beating on Andru and he has him right down on the ground and he's kicking on him left and right and right and left!! YES THIS RULES! DO NOT LET HIM UP CHRIS! (Cameras show Chris trying to keep Richard Richards in his seat.) SS: Chanelle is up and she's walking over to the KNICK MAN!! OH NO!! SHE IS GONNA BEAT HIM UP!! And, Chanelle is walking over to him, and they're standing face to face! They're like the SAME HEIGHT!! OH MY HOLY GOD!! KNICK MAN IS GOING TO HIT HER . . . WAIT! WAIT! KNICK MAN JUST KISSED CHANELLE! HE JUST LAID A BIG ONE ON HER! EWWWW! (wipes lips) POOR KNICK MAN! That has to be so, so, so TOTALLY sick! CHANELLE IS LIKE LOOKING AWAY! CHANELLE IS STUNNED! And, so am I. OH MY GOD! Andru Edwards from behind on the Knick Man! He clipped Knick Man's knees and Knick Man falls to the ground! Andru Edwards is now on his feet and he lifted up Knick Man and he throws him for a sidewalk slam on the new ref out there, CARLOS WONG! CW: AAAAH! NO! RR: WHAT?? OH MY GOD!! (Richard Richards leaves the broadcasting table as he throws Chris Wrigley off of him.) SS: SHEESH! I wanted to see a good fight! Well, Richards is going over there and he's pointing to the back for Chanelle and Jasmine to go there! Andru and Knick Man are stopping wrestling, and they're just staring at each other! Richards is taking Chanelle and Jasmine by the arm and they both know a lot better than to strike him! And, here comes security! Security is coming in and getting the refs outta there that need to be taken to the back and Richard Richards is telling Geoff Ratliff who is coming out there to take control something. And, Geoff is walking to the outside as he's pulling the Knick Man and Andru Edwards apart. Chris is sitting here about to go crazy, and I am out of breath! Geoff is walking over to Clay Downs to tell him what the official decision is . . . [I have just been informed that if Miss Jasmine or Chanelle is seen at ringside once more then their man will not win the ASW world championship! Richard Richards has ordered for this match to continue until there is a RIGHTFUL winner. The match WILL go on as ordered!] CW: COME ON KNICK MAN! LET'S GO! SS: YES .. here we go, and here we go again. Knick Man and Andru Edwards are finally back in the ring and they're going for the test of strength, but Knick Man won't and he kicks Andru right in the midsection and now he takes him and he sends him into the ropes and he comes back and Knick Man hits him with back body drop and Andru falls down . . . WAIT! ANDRU SITS UP AND HE GRABS THE KNICK MAN FROM UNDER FOR A COVER! ONE......... TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..................... THRE..... AND NO! KNICK MAN KICKS OUT! Andru looks like he is outta breath and he rolls over and now he takes the Knick Man and he sends him into the ropes and he comes back and Andru knocks him down with a short clothesline and Knick Man is down and Andru with an ELBOW DROP on KNICK MAN . . . NO! KNICK MAN MOVES AND ANDRU HITS! Knick Man is now on his feet and he takes the Knick Man and he sends him to the outside of the ring. OH BOY! THIS IS GONNA BE FUN! YES! Knick Man and Andru are now on the outside and they're going wild and wild and wild! WHAT FUN! Andru is being sent into the steel steps and Knick Man sends him STRAIGHT into them! WHOOOOO BABY! YEY! I really like this hardcore stuff. The Knick Man is now walking over there . . . and he has a chair! He's taking the chair and he's going to hit Andru right over the head with it, but ANDRU DODGED REVERSED IT AND IT HITS KNICK MAN RIGHT OVER HIS HEAD! Knick Man's cut is open again and he's pooring the damn blood! Knick Man is now being taken and slammed down to the mats. WHAT THE HELL IS ANDRU DOING? He's going over and he's getting a table! OH MY GOD! CW: NOOOOOOOO! I CANNOT GET UP THOUGH . . . KNICK MAN WOULD LOSE! AH NO! (throws head down on table) SS: Eh, shut up! Andru has the SPANISH BROADCASTING TABLE! WHOOOO BABY! And, Andru is taking Knick Man up on the table, and the ref is trying his very best to get things under control, but there is no such luck right now, and Andru is taking him to the top and he's lifting him up and he just POWERBOMBED HIM RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE! BOTH MEN WENT THROUGH AND THEY'RE LIKE LYING ON THE GRUOND! THIS IS SOOOOO CRAZY! YES YES YES! BROKEN TABLE, BROKEN NECKS AND MORE! This is awesome. And, the Knick Man is moving first? THE KNICK MAN IS MOVING? WOW! The Knick Man is moving, and he's on his feet . . he's limping. I would be limping, too! YES I WOULD! Knick Man is starting to kick on Andru little but little and he takes Andru and he throws him in the ring with what little bit of strength that he has. And, ANDRU IS IN THE RING. The Knick Man is now starting to take full control and he takes Andru and he sends him right into the corner, and Andru hits, and he falls forward! Knick Man runs over and now he's kicking on the Andru right in his ribs. Knick Man takes him and he sends him into the ropes and he comes back and ANDRU EDWARDS with a SUNSET FLIP right on the KNICK MAN and he's going for the PIN! ONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!! KNICK MAN KICKS OUT!! KNICK MAN KICKS OUT!! And, here we go again, and both men are moving, and Andru Edwards takes the Knick Man and he picks him up and he sends him back into the ropes and the Knick Man comes back with a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP that takes Andru down, and the Knick Man is now on his feet and he takes Andru and lifts him up and SUPLEXES him right down on the canvas. Knick Man doesn't think of that as all and he's punching on him left and right, but Andru comes back and he kicks the Knick Man's feet out from under him and the Knick Man falls down on the canvas. Andru Edwards is very sneaky tonight and he's still in control as he takes the Knick Man and he rolls him over on the ropes . . . FISHERMAN'S BUSTER! OH MY ... OYE! That has to be one of the best moves that ANDRU EDWARDS has PERFECTED for awhile now! Andru now takes the Knick Man and he rams him down on the canvas and he scoops him up and he takes him . . . DRAGON DEATHPLEX!!! OH MY GOD!! ANDRU'S ENDING MOVE!! HERE HE GOES FOR THE DAMN PIN!! AH AH AH!! HERE WE GO . . . . OOOOOOOOOONE.... TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....... THREE ....... AND NO, NO, NO!! CW: (sighs) THANK GOD! SS: HELP ME COMMENTATE! CW: I CAN'T! SS: DAMN YOU! WAIT . . who's in control? OKAY I GOT THIS GOING BABY! Knick Man is the one in control and he takes Andru Edwards down in leg sweep and Andru is down and the Knick Man is taking him and he's going around to his front and he's grabbing him for a FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK! OH MY GOODNESS! AND HE'S GOT HIM! NOT FULLY, BUT ALMOST! YES! HE'S GOT HIM NOW! YES HE DOES GOT HIM AND HE'S WRAPPED ON HIM TOTALLY. Andru Edwards is SCREAAAAMING in pain and the Knick Man is NOT going to be the one to pull back from anything and he is making the move justa little bit tighter on Andru Edwards, and THE FRANCHISE is acting like he's not wanting to give up, but he's SCREAMING in pain! He's really starting to hurt because that dang move has been on him for a good minute now, and he's now letting loose. . . . WAIT.. ANDRU IS REVERSING IT!! Or atleast he is trying to and he did! Andru reversed the move and the Knick Man is now the one that is in the FIGURE FOUR, and Andru is loving this I can really tell because the crowd is going totally wild as everything again is trying to get under control here at LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT! WE ARE LIVE FROM CHICAGO, ILLINOIS! I LOVE THIS. This has been one of the best damn matches in ASW history ... and, the Knick Man just broke the move! YES! Knick Man broke it and both men are seperate and they're trying their best to breath. Andru is rolling over, and so is the Knick Man and the crowd is on their feet, and Andru is up and he takes the Knick Man and he sends him into the turnbuckle and Knick Man hits and Andru corners him with a clothesline, and Andru is like resting on the Knick Man! AAAAAAAAAAAH! KNICK MAN AND ANDRU ARE SOOO TIRED! Andru is giving it all that he's got and he's taking the Knick Man and he's climbing to the top with him! They're going to the top rope, and they're going all the way up. The Knick Man and Andru are so tired. Andru Edwards is taking the Knick Man and it seems to me as if he's going to SUPERPLEX him right off the top rope. He takes him . . . Andru takes the Knick Man and he's going for it.......WAIT! KNICK MAN REVERSES IT! HE TAKES ANDRU AND HE SLAM DUNKS HIM! SLAM DUNK OFF OF THE TOP ROPE! THERE WE GO TO THE PIN! ONE............. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO................ THREEEEEEEEE!!! YES, YES, YES!! NEW WORLD CHAMPION!! NO!!!! NOT A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!! KNICK MAN DIDN'T MAKE THE PIN!! ANDRU EDWARDS SHOULDER WE UP!! CRAP!! I am gonna scream, this match has ben going on for the PAST 30 damn minutes!! I WANT IT TO BE OVER!! OKAY .. here we go and Andru Edwards is rolling over, but the Knick Man has him up and he bodyslams him right down on the canvas, and now the Knick Man is going to the top rope, and he's turning around. IS HE GOING TO DO A MOONSAULT? YES I REALLY DO BELIEVE THAT HE IS! The Knick Man is on the top and he comes off with a MOONSAULT right on ANDRU EDWARDS and both men go all the way back down on the canvas! The Knick Man rolls off of him and the Knick Man is now going over to the second rope! The Knick Man is on the second rope and he comes off with an ELBOW DROP right on ANDRU EDWARDS! Andru is hurting the Knick Man is looking good as he takes Andru and he clotheslines him to the outside! Andru hits hard on the outside, and WHAT THE HELL is THE KNICK MAN GOING TO DO? The Knick Man is running hard and he flies like through the air with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA right onto ANDRU EDWARDS! ANDRU EDWARDS FALLS BACK AND HE HITS THE MATS! YES YES YES! I LOVE IT ALL! Andru Edwards is down now, and Knick Man is on his feet and he's going to punch him, but NO! Andru is stands up and he HEADBUTTS the Knick Man and KM falls back and Andru takes him and he throws him the ring and both men are now in the ring and Andru takes the Knick Man and he sends him into the ropes and the KM comes back and Andru catches him in a DRAGON DEATHPLEX! IT IS OVER! THERE GOES THE PIN! ONE....... TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......... THREEEEEEEEE!! YES!! ANDRU EDWARDS WIN!! NOOOOOOO! NEVERMIND..I hate this job. Andru is giving it all that he's got though and he takes Knick Man and he throws him back into the corner and he charges at him and the KNICK MAN MOVES! Andru Edwards is down and now the Knick Man takes ANDRU EDWARDS and he rolls him up for a SMALL PACKAGE ..and, here we go! ONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THR..... KICKOUT!! ANDRU REVERSES KNICK MAN IN A SMALL PACKAGE COUNTER!! PINFALL!! ONE! TWOOOOOOOOOO! THR....KNICK MAN KICKS OUT!! The Knick Man is on his feet and he trips over, and Andru is going to get the advantage as Andru takes the Knick Man and he sends him into the ropes and the Knick Man comes back and Andru is going to hit him with a NECKBREAKER, but the Knick Man jumps over him with a FLAP JACK SUNSET FLIP! THOSE TWO MOVES COMBINED! THERE IS THE PIN! ONE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......... THREE!!! YES!! NEW WORLD CHAMPION!! HE HOOKED THE TIGHTS!! NO FAIR! [Ladies and gentleman, your winner in 42:05 and NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW ASW WORLD CHAMPION, THE KNICK MAAAAAAAAN!!] CW: (crying) YES! YES! SS: And, there goes Chris . . Chris is running up in the ring and Knick Man CANNOT believe it! YEY! It's FINALLY over! I LOVE THIS! I can finally go to bed, and we're outta time. WAIT! Here comes LORD AWESOME?!?! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING OUT HERE? HE IS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER! BUT WE ARE OUTTA TIME! We'll see you guys soon! LORD AWESOME? LORD AWESOME IS IN THE RING! Lord Awesome just took to the Knick Man to the side ... OH MY GOD DO NOT TELL ME HE IS GONNA HIT HIM .. NAH! Lord Awesome just shook the Knick Man's hand! AWW! GOOD NIGHT! (Sensuous Samantha throws down her headset and hurries over to the ring where she joins the Knick Man's victory party as the cameras FADE TO BLACK.)