TOMMY MORRIS VS THE KNICK MAN Scott Daily: Blackstreet makes an impressive debut. Will he be able to keep it up? And... wait a minute.... ladies and gentlemen.... I understand we have something going on in the back? Someone arriving in a limo? Chad Rogers: Impaler?! (The cameras show an all white Mercades Limo pulling up to the arena. The camera closes in as the chauffer steps out and walks over to the door. He opens the door and out steps a tall, dark, and handsome black man. He's bald and is about 6'3'' and 250lbs. He is wearing an all black 3 piece suit and as the man passes the camera, we get a glimpse of the back of the suit jacket. On the back of the jacket are the words "The Knick Man" embetted in all diamonds. The scene switches to another camera which is now filming The Knick Man as he is walking towards the arena enterance. The Knick Man smiles at the camera and begins to speak.) Knick Man: U.C.W.F., The Knick Man has arrived! Look at me! The Greatest Sports Athlete in the History of Mankind! I'm the man that put the "Entertainment" in Sports Entertainment! I'm without question, the greatest man to ever walk the face of the earth! People literally bow down and worship me like I was God himself, because of my athletic talent! (The Knick Man holds out both of his hands for the camera revealing 10 N.B.A. Championship Rings) I won 10 Championships for The New York Knicks! Completely dominated the sport of professional basketball! I'm a current World Champion for another promotion....oops, shouldn't have mentioned that! Might affect ratings! But wait a minute, I'M THE KNICK MAN! I'm the reason why anyone watches this piece of crap called wrestling anyway! (The Knick Man enters the arena and begins to walk towards the dressing room.) Knick Man: I see my buddies The HOA are here! Hi fellas! Hades, beat the crap outta him already! Marconi, beat the crap outta him too! Dark Bishop, would've beat the crap outta him, but he never had the guts to step into the ring with me! And I see they have a new friend now, Vic Avatar, the UCWF World Champion! Well Vic, what you are looking at my friend, is the only man in professional wrestling that OWNS the HOA! (Pulls out a deed that says "HOA" on it) See, here's my deed of ownership of the HOA! (Laughs and puts the paper back in his pocket.) No matter what league I have gone to and no matter who was a part of this "stable" The HOA has always been my servants, and they have always been runner ups to the supreme definition of wrestling! The One, The Only, THE KNICK MAN! Avatar, since you are now a part of the HOA, I guess that means I gotta beat the crap outta you and take your little World Title away! And I was hoping we could be good friends! (The Knick Man smiles deviously at the camera.) Knick Man: Tonight, in my debut match, I face the Television Champion, Tommy Morris! Non-Title match though. I guess that's good for Morris, because it would look pretty bad for some outsider to walk up in here and take the TV title away in his debut match! I see you have a little stable called The Perfect Alliance. But there's one little problem! How can you have a perfect alliance without THE PERFECT WRESTLER! Lord knows, you sure ain't nowhere near Perfect! You actually let Hades into your stable? (laughs) What an IDIOT! That's why I will have no other choice but to completely outwrestle you, outclass you, and beat you 1-2-3 in the center of the ring! And after I school you on the aspects of professional wrestling, you can give a testimony as to what PERFECTION is all about! I am The Greatest Basketball Player, I am The Greatest Wrestler, and I am without question, The Greatest Man on The Face of The Earth! The Knick Man, my friends, is the new standard of wrestling in the UCWF, and all the rest of you......JUST DON'T MEASURE UP! (The Knick Man laughs continously as he finally arrives to the dressing room marked "The Knick Man" He opens the door, enters the room, and closes it as the scene fades to black.) Scott Daily: .... well.... heh. That was... Chad Rogers: ..... yup. Scott Daily: The Knick Man certainly seems unique. But threatening the HOA upon his arrivial?!? That's a VERY guttsy thing to do! Let's see if this man can put his money where his mouth is. David Klein: Ladies and gentlemen, this bout is scheduled for one fall and is a non-title match. Coming down the aisle, The Knick Man!!!! Scott Daily: The Knick Man makes his debut here and there aren't many tougher opponents than this man, the UCWF TV Champion, Tommy Morris. David Klein: And his opponent... he is the UCWF Television Champion... Tommy Morris!!! Scott Daily: Here comes Tommy Morris! One half of the Perfect Alliance! The Knick Man hops to the outside and immediatly goes after Morris. The Knick Man obviously has a lot to be angry about with Morris' last few comments made before tonight's event. The two are exchanging fists in the aisle now. Morris grabs Knick Man by the head and knees him in the gut. He follows up by throwing him hard into the guardrail! Chad Rogers: Tommy Morris isn't the type of guy you want to be fightning in the aisle. He'll mess you up REAL good! Scot Daily: As I'm sure Knick Man is finding out right now. Morris pulls Knick Man up and chops him hard across the chest. That just wakes KM up! KM grabs Morris and throws HIM up against the guardrail! KM chops him hard across the chest! Knick Man: Who's da man?!? Crowd: YOU DA MAN! Scott Daily: Haha! The crowd is really getting into this one! KM throws Tommy Morris towards the ring, but he stumbles and falls under the ring apron, partially. KM pulls him up, but Morris nails him in the gut. Was that a pipe? Tommy Morris used a pipe that was under the ring to nail KM in the gut! Morris throws KM into the ring and climbs the corner. KM slowly gets up as Morris nails him back down with a double axehandle from the top. Morris pulls him up.... gutwrench suplex into a pin.... One.... two.... not enough to put away the Knick Man. Chad Rogers: Hey look! Here comes Roman!!!! Scott Daily: You're right! Roman is slowly walking to the ring! And he has a chair with him!!! Tommy Morris looks up and taunts Roman to go ahead and come at him. Roman just stands there.... he lifts up the chair.... IT SAYS "PAYBACK"!!!! THAT'S SUICIDE'S CHAIR!!!! Chad Rogers: What does that mean?! Scott Daily: I don't know, but that sends Tommy Morris stumbling back into Knick Man who catches him in an inside craddle!!!! One.... two.... three!!! I can't believe this! The Knick Man has just beaten the TV Champ in a non-title match!!! David Klein: Ladies and gentlemen.... the winner of this bout... and NEW U.C.W.F. Television Champion.... The Knick Man!!! Scott Daily: WHAT?!?! We're sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but Mr. Klien made a mistake... no wait... the referee is giving KM the belt... The Knick Man is the new champion?! Chad Rogers: HOW?! Scott Daily: I'm not sure! The Knick Man doesn't look surprised, though. In fact, he looks like he knows exactly what's going on! He's leaving the ring with the TV Title as this crowd cheers him on the whole way! Meanwhile, Roman gets into the ring behind Morris who is about to maul the official for giving away his title in a non-title match! Roman brings down Payback with full force on Morris' head! What a hit! And Roman is out! Chad Rogers: Look at that chair, Daily! Scott Daily: That must be the biggest dent that chair has seen... and it has seen A LOT of dents! Roman continues to pound on the back of Tommy Morris' head with that chair! Somebody get in there before he kills him!!!! Roman sets the chair down and pulls the life-less body of Tommy Morris up... DDT on the chair!!!! Chad Rogers: Where's Suicide?!? Scott Daily: I don't know, but Roman is leaving the ring with Payback. Tommy Morris is out.... and the medical team is looking him over right now... oh my... this is not good. Chad Rogers: Well... I guess The good old Perfect @lliance is down to Suicide and... that's it! Heehee! Scott Daily: Well, Morris is being taken off on a stretcher with a head/neck restraint... there could be permenant damage to the now FORMER UCWF TV Champion, Tommy Morris. I still can't believe that ruling. A title change in a non-title match?!