(The scene opens inside of Madison Square Garden, the world's most
famous arena, located on 33rd street, between 7th and 8th avenues, New
York City.  A shot of NBA Championship Banners, 10 of them to be exact
is shown hanging from the rafters, from 1986-1996, all belonging to
the New York Knickerbockers.  The scene continues to widen, showing
the thousands of empty seats inside of the arena, then the angle turns
to reveal the beautiful basketball court on which the legendary New
York Knicks play.  Standing on the court is one man, a tall, black man
with a bald head.  His body is clothed with a Knicks Jersey sporting
the familiar number 45.  As the camera closes in we then recognize
this individual as John Williams, the starting point guard of the 10
time NBA Champion New York Knicks.  Wrestling fans will also recognize
this man as The Knick Man, one of the fastest rising rookies in the
sport of professional wrestling.  The Knick Man is shown simply
bouncing a basketball up and down continuously as the camera continues
to come closer and closer.  Finally, the man known as The Knick Man
looks up at the camera and smiles.)

Knick Man:  (pointing towards the ceiling)  Madison Square Garden. 
The Mecca of Basketball.  Competeting against the greatest basketball
players alive.  Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, the masters
on the basketball court.  But you see, there is one thing that
seperates GREAT players like those mention above, and THE GREATEST
player like the man you see standing before you right now...

(The Knick Man drops the basketball and holds out his two hands
revealing his ten NBA Championship rings.)

Knick Man:  WINNING!  That's all that I was concerned with when I was
in the NBA.  Winning the game!  I didn't care how we did it.  As long
as we won!  Sprite says image is nothing and thirst is everything! 
Well I say WINNING IS EVERYTHING!!!!  Winning is everything!!!!  And
it is the only thing!  It's like a drug to me!  It's all I know how to
do!  It's all I'm qualified to do!  Damn, I'm nothing more than a
WINNER!

(The Knick Man picks up the basketball and dribbles over to the three
point line.  He stops, pulls up for the jump shot and knocks it down
confidently, nothing but net.)

Knick Man:  What does a man do when he is the greatest professional
athlete alive?  What does a man do when he dominates the sport of
basketball like no other man before him?  What does a man do when he
has accomplished everything he can acomplish in a single sport?  He
FINDS SOMETHING ELSE TO DOMINATE!!!

(The camera fades out, then fades back in to the same image of Madison
Square Garden.  Only this time, instead of a basketball court, we see
a wrestling ring set up.  Standing in the middle of the wrestling ring
is The one and only Knick Man.  He is dressed in his wrestling attire,
which consist of a blue and orange "Knick Man" jersey and a pair of
blue wrestling tights.  The camera closes in on The Knick Man as he
speaks.)

Knick Man:  So I retired from the sport of basketball and decided to
enter the sport of wrestling instead.  One problem though.  I DOMINATE
THAT TOO!  In the sport of professional wrestling for only a year now
and I have already acomplished more than men who have been doing this
TEN TIMES as long as me!  Damn, it's HARD WORK being as GREAT as I am!

(The Knick Man pauses to reflect on how great he is, then continues)

Knick Man:  Which brings me to the INWI!  InterNet Wrestling
Incorporated!  This league has housed the names of some of the
greatest wrestlers ever to put on the tights!  You got your Lone
Wolves, your Ringmasters, your Kings, your Infernos!  You got men who
proclaim to be perfect!  Men who proclaim to be superstars!  Men who
proclaim to be legends and men who proclaim to be icons!  Men who are
"Simply The Best" and men who outshine all of the rest!  But what do
you get when you take all of these redeeming qualities and add them
together?  What do you get when you take a man, savage like a wolf, a
master of the wrestling ring, a king, a walking inferno?  A man that
is a legend, a man that is an icon?  A man that is Simply The Best and
a man that outshines all the rest?  You know what you get my friends? 
You get......




THE KNICK MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Knick Man:  But don't take my word for it!  Ask the countless and
countless men who have fallen before my feet, in awe of my awesome
talents and remarkable abilites!  Men who have surrendered and men who
were overwhelmed and their shoulders pinned to the mat because they
couldn't counter the uncounterable.  They couldn't kill the immortal! 
They couldn't stop the unstoppable!  In short, they couldn't stop The
Knick Man from being what he is.....  A WINNER!  INWI, you will find
out soon enough that I am exactly what I say I am and much, much more!
 I will revolutionize this sport and this industry and I will use YOU
INWI superstars to do it!  I am The Greatest Basketball Player, The
Greatest Wrestler, and The Greatest Man on the Face of The Earth!  The
Knick Man is raising a NEW standard in YOUR federation!  Can you
measure up? 

(Laughs and shakes his head)

Knick Man:  I don't think so!

(The camera gets one final shot at The Knick Man as the scene fades to
black)