The lumps were lodged within the walls And deep inside my rectum Although I strained with all my might I just could not eject 'em. The veins around my temples throbbed The sweat beads forming fast My sphincter pumping rapidly As victory soon passed. Depressed and weary sitting there I started to get up Then at that moment thunder roared From deep inside my gut. Excitement took the driver's seat As things began to happen I laughed hysterically on the pot By golly I was crappin'! The End