Sitting alongside a creek was a grasshopper. His name was Elmo.
He started to make his musical song, when all of a sudden, a very large dog came trotting by.

Elmo stayed still.

The dog went over to the creek and thirstily lapped up the water.

Elmo stayed still.

The dog looked up, turned his large head to the right, and without hesitation, shook his face gleefully back and forth.

Elmo stayed still.

Many heavy droplets of water and drool flew swiftly through the air.

Elmo stayed still.

He looked up just as the splat was landing upon him.

Why did Elmo stay still?

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