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DOG FARTS

Letís talk about dog farts.
Do you realize the different variations, in dog farts?
If you have owned different types of dogs, you will understand the concept of dog farts.
For example, a chihuahua fart, is small, yet quite pungent. The smell resembles a sharp, strong, distinctive poo poo smell. Where a somewhat larger dog tends to emit an obtrusive, poof, that tends to have an odor similar to rotten poo poo eggs.
Ever been trapped in a traveling car, with farting dogs?
Driving at night, sudden hint of a smell, but you look at the dogs, and nobody did it.
They sleep silently, only because they want you to think, it was the other one.
Was it the chihuahua?
Was it the other dog?
You sniff the air with nostrils curled, as you try to analyze, whose butt poofed the poof.

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