2. How do assholes make an asshole out of themselves?
3. Who thinks up all of those stupid radio commercials?
4. Where do fleas get all of their circus equipment?
5. Do they have flea circus equipment factories?
6. Are they run by fleas?
7. Are they owned and operated by generations of flea families?
8. Or do the larger insects own and operate them?
9. Would a fruit fly perhaps own and operate a flea circus equipment factory?
10.Would a flea listen to and obey a fruit fly?
11.Would the fruit fly treat the flea poorly?
12.How do fruit flies and fleas get along?
13.Perhaps the fleas would rule the fruit flies and make them do all the work.
14.And what about Japanese Beetles? Do they eat Japanese Beetle food?
15.Do they eat with beetle-sized chopsticks?
16.Do they eat sushi?
17.How do they get pork rinds to be so light and fluffy and crisp?
18.Is there a secret recipe for light, fluffy, crisp pork rinds?
19.How often do beetles make dung?
20.Do dung beetles have dung parties?
21.Do they have dung fights at their dung parties?
22.Do they wallow in their own dung?
23.What about dung wrestling?
24.Would dung wrestlers shave their armpits, or would they have leftover dung particles dried into the armpit hair?
25.Would dung particles stay, or would they crumble off slowly?