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From: SpeedracerVic
Stop posting the email addresses and more people would write to you!
Okay, I will. But for old times sake, if you would like to email Vic, it's speedracervic@hotmail.com
From:
Hustler
I emailed you some of my poetry, why didn't you post it?
I am not going to post porno poetry. (On the other hand, maybe I will, but only if it's good.)
From: JDredd
Your page looks different depending on the URL you use. What's up with
that?
No idea. But if you use www.verbalvomit.com you will be seeing it as I intended.
From: Sarah
Love the redesign. (Again.) Your Doc Stat feature keeps telling me the same
thing though.
Maybe you should listen to it.
From: Another Wishing to remain anonymous
Whoah! I just stopped by and was majorly floored! Great work, not as good as my
site, but hey, it's a start!
Thanks, kind of. And what's up with all the anonymous people lately? Isn't email anonymous enough for you?
From:
Freakazoid@gte.net
Okay, so you redesigned everything, but there's still no new verbal vomit, which
you've been promising for months. I'm ticked off.
Verbal vomit on the way. And if you send me your snail mail address, I will send you some vomit of my own to tide you over until then.
From: Anonymous
What's going on? After months of non activity, you're updating up a storm! Is it
really you, Stat, or did pod people take you over?
Pod people? I think PeterKins@aol.com has been watching too much sci-fi channel. Oops, he said he wanted to remain anonymous. Oh well, that's what you get for doubting my veracity. (Man, has that word a day calendar paid off)
From: JohnsonT@gte.net
I love the Dr. Stat section. I took the advice and it practically saved my life.
Thanks!
Your welcome. You'll be getting my bill.
From: Darklord@hotmail.com
How come no one signs your guestbook anymore?
Sign my guestbook and I'll tell you.
The following was actually put into my guestbook, but I was so moved by it, I wanted everyone to see it.
A Tribute to Lestat: By Kalliysto
Aaaaaah....Lestat, Lestat, Lestat....What can be said about this fine, upstanding pillar of community? Well...- ansaphones made flesh, with my hesitant, ridiculous stutterings saved for posterity so, in that case, let our posteriors know this - He has a string of gold and platinum hit singles, including his latin/christian/gothic/ska/punk/folk/experimental single: "I fucking hate you and everything you stand for, you bastard!" which has been no. 1 in 87 different countries.
He and I appeared together in the romantic comedy, "Lick My Love Pump" for which he won the prestigious Oscar for "Most Creative Use of E-Z Cheeze in a Feature Film" (Unfortunately there wasn't time to present it to him on air, a shame, since I just know he'd already picked out the perfect pair of heels...).
He has debunked the theory of relativity (though he adimantly refuses to publish it just in case it "upsets" supporters of a certain loony toon). ...He saved my life in 'Nam. God, I could go on like this for hours...
Lestat...? Why don't you return my calls? I stand outside your window, but you can't see me because I'm just 3 feet tall...=/ Please Lestat...all I'm asking for is a chance, just-
*click*
**This sad display of human desperation is brought to you by the letter X and the numbers 6 and 9.**
LeStat responds: Relax. As soon as I saw this, I got hold of Kalliysto, and all is fine. I have encouraged her to get her website back in operation, and she assures me that as soon as we wrap our next movie, the eagerly awaited sequel, "Lick My Love Pump Too." she will get her site back up. Love ya Kalli!
Lestat,
First off, I'd like to let you know that I'm a Mumbler (Verbal Vomit, Express Lanes). Also, I'd like to tell you that I got a kick out of the "Express Lanes" bit. As a grocery store employee, I could relate to everything you mentioned. Basically, I just wanted to say that I liked the page, and intend to come back to see it again, and I'm going to recommend it to a few friends I know on the 'net.
-Orion the Mystic
Dear Orion, thanks for the kind words. I promise to never go to your express lane with more than 10 items.
From:xenalover@aol.com
Lestat, I love your Xena links page. Please add the URL to my page to it!!
Uh, I hate to break this to you, Xenalover, your page sucks. But look on the bright side, you still have my page to look at for inspiration if you want to improve it. heh.
From:BlackWidow@yahoo.com
Lestat, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
I know I am supposed to be all knowing, but sometimes I have to withhold my knowledge and let you people figure some things out for yourself.
From:WilliamsT@errols.com
Lestat, why did your parents name you Lestat?
Well, it all started with in a small insane asylum back in the late '60's. Heh, just kidding, I never asked, but I would assume a lot of alcohol was involved.
From:JDredd@aol.com
Snap out of your funk. A lot of people are depending on your witty observations and jokes to get us through the work day.
Thanks J, I needed that. And Anita is never gonna believe I didn't make this one up.
From:Twinkle@yahoo.com
Lestat, I am dying to know what you were like in High School.
Who says I am not in High School now? (I have been accused of being immature occasionally, but yes, I am way past high school.) Well Twinkle, I was exactly like I am now, witty, intelligent, extremely good looking, and rich. I was just a lot younger then.
From: McNallyT@yahoo.com
Could you please add random thoughts more often?
Sorry, I have a ton of random thoughts, but only a few are intelligible to other people. SO most of them will just have to stay in my head, where only I can appreciate them.
From: KillIt@imx.com
Please don't use profanity.
Ever? Or on my website? Either way, I am afraid you are shit out of luck!
From: BugsBunny@aol.com
Referring to your "Psychic" pointless stories, there ARE real psychics. Maybe you just have run into the fakes.
I knew you were going to say that.
From: TerrenceL@Hotmail.com
Could you maybe make a page that lists all the cool pages about macrame'?
Hmm, macrame' huh? And this concerns me how? Why would you connect me with macrame'? What are you trying to say?
From: FredK@aol.com
Your friend Anita Blake never updates her page! Why isn't she as good as you about updates?
Well, maybe she has a life and can't spend as much time on the web as I do. Or she's just lazy, I'm not sure.
From: Tazmania@yahoo.com
What's your snail mail address so I can send you something??
What? A mailbomb?
From: JasperF@mindspring.com
Hey, some of your pages will not show up on my browser! What's up?
Yeah, I know. I am working on that problem. See the "What's New" page for details, assuming you can actually see that page.
From: Graystoke@aol.com
My girlfriend gave me a box of condoms for my birthday. Think she is trying to give me a hint?
Or, she is trying to make sure you don't reproduce.
From: Strayboy@Juno.com
Lestat, like your relocated page a lot better!
A lot better than what?
From: TraceyL@AOL.com
Lestat, the second link on your main page does not work. Please fix it soon.
No.
From: SkeeterT@hotmail.com
Why don't you have a link to the Anarchists of America
website?
Skeeter, SSHH!! Geez, try to join a secret subversive group and people go around blabbing about it.
From: JohnsonV@yahoo.com
Love it! It's great! Keep it up!
Thanks. I am going to assume you meant my website. Heh.
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