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Kathy J. Peryea To the tune of "Charles in Charge" There's a cute guy on the Enterprise They call him Kirk and it's no surprise He's there just to take good care of me And of all of the galaxy (Chorus) Kirk in Charge When the ship needs some luck Kirk in charge when the ship's on …self destruct? Now I see- I want Spock in charge of me! Spock in charge of our hopes and our fears Spock in charge with those pointy little ears Captain gee! I want Spock in charge of me!
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Trevor Peryea To the tune of "Winnie the Pooh" Deep in the Delta quadrant where Odo shapeshifts all day We find an enchanted space station of Sisko's childhood days A Klingon named Worf is his friend And Kira and O'Brien too There's Quark and Dax and there's Nog but most of all Odo the pooh Odo the Pooh Odo the Pooh silly willy nilly all full of stuff He's Odo the Pooh Odo the Pooh silly willy nilly old ...bear?
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Tyler Peryea To the tune of "My Achy, Breaky Heart" Don't break those pods Those antimatter pods I just don't think it would be wise Cause if you break those pods Those antimatter pods It might blow up the Enterprise Whoo-ooooh
To the tune of "Gilligan's Island" Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a maiden trip, That started from this deep space port, Aboard this Starfleet ship. The mate was a mighty dorky guy, The skipper, bald and bold, The ship was ordered to Farpoint, For a two-part episode, a two-part episode. The ship got captured by the Q, The awful script was rough, If not for the fervor of the fearless fans, We would have turned it off, we would have turned it off. Now, the ship is boldly going Where no one has gone before, With Jean-Luc Picard, and Riker too, The red-head Doc, and her son, The Betazoid, An android and a Klingon man, Here on the Enterprise!Next Page