12-13-99
...Leeza...
in this pic I piked online. God Almighty!)
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Okay. I'm sorry, but just when I thought I was over
Leeza Gibbons, I saw her show yesterday, and she was in
a little orange sweater
and a brutal pair of black leather pants ....and I
thought I was gonna
die! Leeza falls into the category of girl that I
label,
"the kind you could just lick their face right off." Some time ago (I must have bumped my head), I had decided my Leeza was over the
hill.
Well, ....I was wro..., wro..., uh, ...wron, ....I made a mis, ....a mista....NOT SO FAST, MISTER! My old flame held me mesmerized for minutes, as I captively gazed with dumb obedience into those dark doe eyes smouldering violently behind her sculpted cheekbones and the luxurious baywatch-blonde mane. Deja-vu.... I spent agonized moments, imploring the camera for another lingering close-up, luridly craving her perfect flesh, and imagining the methods by which I would make my little Leeza a quotidian comestible. By the way, if you agree that Leeza is nothing short of a modern goddess, a major vexation of the body and soul, you should see her little sister, Cassy, I think, or some cute name like that. A dark haired version of her voluptuous sister....well, ....we won't go there.... Alas, ....reality is far removed from the small screen, but the temptation to fall for the power of the tube is damned near irresistible for the normal healthy male. The fact is, most women just don't look like Leeza Gibbons–––or any other female screen star, for that matter. Leeza and the others are the proverbial 'one-in-a-million' types that run rough-shod all over the airwaves, but are seldom seen down on the street corner in the middle of your home town. Programmers have figured out this sure-fire formula
of putting a cavalcade of stunning sirens on public
display, that works consistently effectively on at
least 50% of
the population, ....and maybe more, Imagine, ....a strapping grown man without the strength to push a tiny "OFF" button on the remote! Prurient interest. Can you say that? Now, can you say that ten times, ....really fast? SEX, Brother. Definitely one of the biggies. Right up there with money as one of the two basic undeniable urges fuelling the aspirations and lusts of every self-respecting and extant member of the human race. Refute that. C'mon, I dare you!
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