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So the Border Guard is putting 300 more dudes on check
point duty along the northern border of the USA and Canada.
Big deal....yeah, ....only if you're in a hurry to get
some place legit for the holidays. According to a high up Border Patrol (BP) guy, Washington state needs 75 MORE BP infantry to cover their dry access - not to mention water. He stated that the BP catches maybe 25% of the bad guys crossing over - mostly through the woods and fields. We're talking Third world bad guys. North Koreans, India Schnindis, Chinese commies, Algerian anti-alogorythms, and the like. So it is only logical that some bad guys will get in.....and they have been. Even pure Vermont is an entry point. Don't these bad guys have any principles? I suggest that along the northern borders, presently unemployed loggers from both the US and Canada could be hired, and serve in their civilian clothes - saving on federal uniform costs. They would provide their own snuff purchased at federal discount. These guys would drive around with trucks loaded with what appear to be the usual load of big logs, except the real logs would only be on the outside and top of the loads, the interiors boxed to contain bunk houses, where communication gear and 4 or 5 other loggers with axe handles would stay. When illegals are sighted, the trucks would innocently drive up and the illegals would stop to watch - logging trucks are sort of like fire trucks; everybody stops to watch what's happening - in the case of a logging truck, you never know when it might flip over onto its side - then a lever would be pulled, logs roll off, and the bad guys are squashed. The loggers inside the bunk house would pop out, smack what's left of the illegals around a little with the axe handles. No guns would be needed as everybody knows that a logger can be persuasive with only a well turned stick of wood. Word wouldn't get out because not much would be left of the flattened illegals, and they wouldn't dare go to the same bars that loggers drink at. The loggers would be allowed to have a case of beer each during active duty days. They work better that way. In fact, it's my idea that so many loggers would jump for this chance to do their duty for the country, that clear cutting might just wither away for lack of cutters. Of course loggers fart a lot. A massive amount, actually. This would affect the air along the border, but with prevailing winds having been determined to run precisely along the border in a westerly fashion on the US side and easterly on the Canadian side, the air would stay pretty much there and in fact slow down the aliens who arent used to inhaling such a thick haze - it's even thicker than what foreigners mix up (using cow dung from cattle in Pakistan) for the purpose of free basing. In fact, today Senator Snow had a call-in show on National Public Radio and I'd planned on broaching this workable idea to her. Unfortunately, my phone has been cut off due to nonpayment. My way of avoiding any Y2k electronic problems. In the meantime I plan to listen to the radio for the latest reports of terrorist activity and will report to you on what's going on, or up, as the case may be. I am not one to make light of a serious situation such as terrorists ....especially fundamental types. I know how they think and have probably seen some, though I didn't know it at the time. Each man is allowed some innocence in life. ....Oh yes, I nearly forgot. Some of these bad guys are from RIGHT HERE in the good old USA. Remember the Black Panthers? They were good guys compared to what's crawling around now. And keep in mind that these caucaroaches are mostly white boys who can't jump and have little positive rhythm. Watch out, don't let the bad guys get behind you, and travel light! V. O. Lee back to... |