Why it's nice to be a guy!!

1: Your butt is never a factor in a job interview.

2: Your orgasms are real. Always.

3: Your last name stays put.

4: The garage is all yours.

5: Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6: You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.

7: Chocolate is just another snack.

8: You can be president.

9: You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

10: You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

11: Car mechanics tell you the truth.

12: You don't care if someone notices your new haircut.

13: Hot wax never comes near your genitals.

14: You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's "just  too icky."

15: Same work... more pay.

16: Wrinkles add character.

17: You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

18: Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

19: $1.50 a shirt for dry cleaning.

20: If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

21: People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

22: The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

23: New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

24: Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

25: Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

27: And, of course, the world is your urinal.

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