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Hello all.  Just made a few observations over the 4th of July weekend
and thought I'd share them with you.  This is an open essay and can be
used for whatever.  Enjoy!

Over the past weekend of unity and enthusiasm toward our fine country,
I noticed a number of disturbing trends, several of which I will save
for another time (namely another national holiday coming up in
September).  There were, however, two facts that I couldn't help but
comment on, and believe it or not, neither have to do with naked
married couples swimming around in a lake.  However, both caused my
head to spin with utter confusion.

First, with the long holiday weekend, several people were out boating.
 I saw numerous nice yachts and otherwise poorman's fishing boats
being towed around like dogs on a leash at a poodle show.  This,
however, was not the most disturbing part.  What really pissed me off
was the way each of these fine pieces of sailing equipment was named
after perhaps the owner's wife, finace, high school sweatheart, or
even a lustful friend.  The Betty, S.S. Tracy, Marge, even the Sailing
Susan.  This is where I draw the line.  Who gives a fuck what the hell
your bitch's name is and why is it blaring off your boat so the whole
world can see.  Am I supposed to stop and compliment you on your
bitch?  Am I supposed to wave happily at you and point to your "little
precious" boat?  

Second, the game of golf is a popular game on the long weekends as
well.  Not only is it more expensive to golf on the weekends, it is
twice as much on a holiday. Also, it is crowded.  They must have
called in on the first of the year to get a spot for the 4th.  How can
one enjoy such a ridiculous sport when the whole world is also
enjoying it at the same time?  "Oooops, sorry sir, I didn't mean to
hit that ball into you.  Please do not sue me or I shall have to give
up my lovely yacht, 'Lovely Lucy'."  

This is all quite crazy, but taking this shit one step further, why
not name golf clubs names of all of the bitches we have fucked (Oh,
Bobby, shall I use my Buffy or my Naomi for this shot?) and why not
have everyone go boating on one day (National mandatory boating day)? 
They could then crash into each other all day!  This would give
everyone the best of both ideals!

In conclusion, I have one simple solution to all of this madness. 
Take your yacht and all of the golf courses and clubs in the world and
toss them in the bottom of a fucking lake.  Then all of these people
can go to this lake once a year and place flowers where their loved
ones are buried.  And when they all get to the shore of this lake,
there will be me, pushing all of them and tying rocks around their
ankles!

From:  #03
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To:  #02, 03, and 04

Who is Manuel'?
-and-
Who is Freemans?
-AND-
Since when are two players a singular (George and Freeman)?

(taken from a certain football site)

...all these trades were initated by Karp and he went on to
win his second K.F.L. title.  We don't know if these 
trades made much of a difference in the regular season 
but Freemans 32 in the divisonal playoff game against 
Scott almost single handly won the game and sent him to 
his 2nd Superbowl.  Some say Karp loves to take chances 
and makes deals just for the sake of making a deal.  
Whatever your opinion is, RB E. George and WR A. Freeman
is a nice base to build a team on to defend the title.  
Maybe other GM's will take a page out of Karp's Manuel 
"How to build a Winner" and make some deals of their 
own.
 
(DOH!!!!!!!)

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To:  #01, 02, and 04

Kick ass on his "Who is Manuel?" message.  Here is
what I think.  

handly-something Lamers do with their hands that they don't want
anyone else to know about.  Like a gang thing, I guess.  Notice, only
single handly, must have small peni.  I know I need both hands to
handly myself!

Manuel-some Mexican guy that Karp owns as a slave.  He doesn't want
anyone to know this either, but did you really think he did his share
of the chores around that apartment by himself?  And considering
Manuel knows "how to build a winner", he must be pretty good at all of
this!

Finally, Freemans-you may think this is only a punctual fuck up, but
au contraire!!!  These (32 of them, I guess) are the guys that get
loose when Manuel handly's himself.  Leah spends all of her free time
trying to catch them all.  I tend to think this has something to do
with GarciaFederwisch, (considering they play football and are
presumably good at it) but I have not confirmed anything on this yet. 
I'll see what I can do on vacation.  

Hope this clears things up for you both.  Have a good week.  Lamer Day
weekend is coming soon, can't wait!!!

From:  #03
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To:  #02, 03, and 04

Lamer Day is on the horizon.......

What day will be the best to have the convention???

For me, Sunday night is the only option.....

Let me know!!!!!!!!

From:  #01
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To:  #01, 02, and 03

Sunday is fine for the convention....

From:  #04
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