Kramer is (in my mind) the funniest person on the show, although, you can't take anything away from Jerry, Elaine & George. I have been a big fan of the show since it was first introduced to Australia, and have seen every episode that has been screened in Australia.
Well then, let's get on with the show...

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1) If George were abducted by aliens, where would he rather end up:

In their zoo? Or
Their circus?

3) Who is Billy Mumphrey?

4) How many times have Jerry and Elaine had sex?

5) What is Cousin Jeffrey's claim to fame?

6) Name Kramer's favourite soap opera.

7) According to Jerry, the best feature of a heavy relationship is...

8) What is the significance of Sic semper tyrannis?

9) George has a poster of which hair challenged star in his bathroom?

10) Which film does Jerry quote from as he stands at Susan Ross's grave?

11) Golden Boy is...

12) What childhood taunt was directed at George regarding Mrs Costanza?

13) Name the character Kramer played on Murphy Brown.

14) What was Jerry's pre-stand-up job?

15) Which World War II prime minister is scorned by George and Jerry?

16) What is George's regular Monk's lunch order?

17) According to George, what is the biggest sucker-deal in retail?

18) Jerry's custom-blended cereal has what percentage of bran flakes?

19) Kramer has played backgammon with which famous model?

20) If George was a porn star, what would he call himself?

21) Kramer rarely says yes, he says...

22) Jerry has two phone numbers, what are they?

23) George refers to Seattle as...

24) According to Jerry, what's the biggest step in male friendship?

25) In the first pilot meeting with NBC, what is the name of the Off-Off- Broadway play George claims to have written?

26) What are Jerry's telltale signs that a man is in love?

27) A sign for which railway line hangs over Kramer's bed?

28) Kramer compared Jerry and Elaine's romantic relationship to that of which President and his wife?

29) Boys give each other atomic wedgies. How, according to Elaine, do girls torment each other?

30) Who has Newman booked to play at his millenium party?

31) George's parents' address is...

32) Who regularly eats at Reggies?

33) Elaine thinks what percentage of people are good looking?

34) Name Jerry's shampoo of choice.

35) What was the item of clothing that launched J. Peterman's career?

36) "It's like 10 dates in one shot" is Kramer's definition of what?

37) Define "the swirl".

38) Which film did Elaine want to see instead of The English Patient?

39) What are Jerry and George's PINs?

40) If George could take just one book to a desert island, which would it be?

41) Define Kavorka.

42) Name Jerry and George's favourite explorers.

Jerry's:
George's:

Oh, and by the way, there is another Quiz after this one to do. But don't worry because the next Quiz is a lot easier!!!

I promise that once I receive this via e-mail, then I will e-mail you back and tell you how you went.

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