<Totty> My monitor's behaving /very/ strangely....
<Mad_Brit> wassup w/it?
<Totty> Oh, I made a wee doodah box for it...
<Totty> But I can only get green or pink just now ;)
<Mad_Brit> a wee doodah box? never seen one 'o them ;)
<Totty> This is green, btw :)
* Mad_Brit nods sagely
<Mad_Brit> this is red
<Totty> One of those wee doofery thingities....

A Totty Original Limerick:
Garry rubbed his hands with glee,
He'd sold his bum for 50p
But now his money's nearly spent
He's put his arse back up for rent.

* Totty thinks he has behaving oddly for some reason ;)
<Mad_Brit> since when don't you behave oddly? ;)
<Mad_Brit> hehehe
<Totty> Good point. Said he eating a small marmalade chess piece.
<Mad_Brit> lol

<Totty> The US will never catch up with you!! And if they do, who cares? I've got the bike :)))
<Totty> Get your head teflon coated, and the electric chair will fail every time :))
<Mad_Brit> LOL
<Totty> Get your bum teflon coated, and they won't be able to sit you /in/ the electric chair :))
<Mad_Brit> LOL
<Mad_Brit> ROTFL
<Mad_Brit> you nutter *tear*

* Totty says "Hi!"
<Mad_Brit> lol
<Totty> The cat says "What?"
<Mad_Brit> narner
<Totty> Indoubtydubitoubly
<Totty> Oh bugger...
<Mad_Brit> lol
<Mad_Brit> nutty ;)
<Totty> Should've been 'Undoubtydubitoubly'
<Mad_Brit> hehehe
<Mad_Brit> can't even get bein' silly right, can ye?
* Totty hits himself with a spade for trying.

Totty's theory of relativity: The bigger something is the smaller it looks the further away you get from it.

-Totty's mad mind.