redneck req

you know you are a REDNECK when.....

1.you have a rag 4 a gas cap
2.your brother in law is also your uncle and ya call him dad
3.a six pack of beer and a bug zapper is considered quality entertainment
4.ya see no need to stop to pee, cuz there's a empty R.C. bottle in the back seat
5.the primary color of your truck is bondo
6.your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand
7.you have an 8-track in your truck
8.your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive
9.your family tree doesn't fork
10.your front porch collapses and kills three dogs
11.you think a volvo is part of a woman's anatomy
12.jack daniels makes your list of most admired people
13.you've ever barbequed spam on the grill