The Rules

The Rules

Rules
In order to succesfully survive a scary movie one must abide by these rules: Rule 1: You can never have sex because sex equals death. Rule 2: You can never drink or do drugs because that adds to the sin factor and its an extension of number one. Rule 3: Never, ever say"I'll be right back," because you won't be back. Rule 4: Only ironclad virgins survive. Minor rules to live by if caught in a horror movie: Don't answer the door. Don't say who's there?" Don't go back in the house. Don't try to hide. Don't look back. Don't run up the stairs. Don't just stand there. Don't answer the phone.

Rules

In order to succesfully survive a scary movie one must abide by these rules:

Rule 1: You can never have sex because sex equals death.

Rule 2: You can never drink or do drugs because that adds to the sin factor and its an extension of number one.

Rule 3: Never, ever say"I'll be right back," because you won't be back.

Rule 4: Only ironclad virgins survive.

Minor rules to live by if caught in a horror movie:

Don't answer the door.

Don't say who's there?"

Don't go back in the house.

Don't try to hide.

Don't look back.

Don't run up the stairs.

Don't just stand there.

Don't answer the phone.