Mick Foley is without a doubt one of the greatest interviewers in professional wrestling! I have several of his interviews posted elsewhere on this website but I can not possibly post EVERY interview he has ever given. I can though, post several of his best quotes right here for your reading pleasure.
So enjoy!:)


New Quotes..

"At the risk of sounding uncool. I'd like to dedicate my match to my two little people at home..."
--Mankind
-- Mick after winning his first WWF World Title

"And if your not down with the fact that he is one damn good hardcore champion, I've got one word for you: Socko!"
--Mankind
-- Introducing "Road Dogg" Jesse James during Raw is War

"Shane in response to you're challenge i've got one thing to say. Ha ha ha ha ha."
--Mankind
-- Responding to a challenge made by Shane McMahon

"...And a corporate what-ever-the-hell-this- thing is!"
--Mankind
-- Mick hitting the Rock with an over head projector

"What do you know about brutal Socko?"
"I just watched one of Ken Shamrock's interviews, man is that brutal!"
--Mankind
-- Mick arguing with Mr. Socko.

"Ken Shamrock's interviews maybe the #1 cause of teen suicide in America,..."
--Mankind
-- Mick stating the obvivous:)

"It takes a good man to beat Mankind... it just doesnt take them very long" - Mankind
--Mankind
-- Mick underestimating his own "testicular" fortitude:)


Previous Quotes..

"What kind of an idiot would step into the same cell match that nearly cost him his life? Well Philadelphia,... you're looking at that idiot right now!"
--Mankind-- Mick talks about fighting in "Hell in the Cell 3" againist Glen "Kane" Jacobs.

"You're in luck. You see, I have long hair. I only have one earring because I only have one ear. And I can shake my ass. I HAVE A NICE ASS!!"
--Mankind-- Mick explains why he is a suitable substitute for Shawn Micheals as Steve Austin's tag team partner

"There are times when I regret being in this business. This happens mostly when my son wants to play and I can't because I'm in too much pain to move. Or when the doctor has to give me shots with these huge needles just so I can wrestle another match."
-- Mick Foley

"I'm going to give Abdulla (The Butcher) a BIG Cactus Jack hug right now!"
-- Cactus Jack-- Mick spreading love :)

"...and on the 8th day God created Mankind. Why was he having such a bad day?"
--Mankind

"Why did he create all of you normal, and forget important parts of me?"
--Mankind

"Deep Inside, you are merely a mirror image of all my atrocities!"
--Mankind

"The ugliness that lives outside, lives inside every one of you!"
--Mankind

"To me, it's the most fun Iive ever had. Now, I get to act like a complete jerk. It's fun!"
--Mick Foley-- describing why he likes playing the "bad guy"

"I can't jump high, so I jump from high places."
-- Cactus Jack-- Mick explaining the origin of some of his suicidal moves.

"If the Gods could build me a ladder to the heavens, I'd climb up the ladder and drop a big elbow on the world."
-- Cactus Jack-- Mick....umm..just being Mick (this one is my personal favorite)

"I was in school the next day, and it was the first time I ever remember the girls looking down at my genital region!"
--Mankind--Mick Foley, on what happened to him when he didn't wear his cup to gym class.

"I told Sting that lump in his throat wasn't emotion. it was his liver!"
-- Cactus Jack-- Mick , right after defeating current WCW star, Steve Borden aka "Sting".

"I think that he can kiss my ass!" --Chyna--, on Mankind.
"That's okay, because I'm a good kisser!" --Mankind--, in response.

"I would rather hurt a man than love a woman."
--Cactus Jack-- "Jack" 's thoughts on relationships:)

"You [Jim Ross] let people think that I’m having the goddamn time of my life when I’m in pain!"
--Mankind--, to Jim Ross before putting him in the Mandible Claw.

"When Dude Love's ribs are broken... MINE HURT TOO!"
--Mankind--, on The New Age Outlaws attacking Love.