Mick Foley is without a doubt one of the greatest interviewers in professional
wrestling! I have several of his interviews posted elsewhere on this
website but I can not possibly post EVERY interview he has ever given.
I can though, post several of his best quotes right here for your reading pleasure.
So enjoy!:)
"At the risk of sounding uncool. I'd like to dedicate my match to my two little people at
home..."
--Mankind-- Mick after winning his first WWF World Title
"And if your not down with the fact that he is one damn good hardcore champion, I've got
one word for you: Socko!"
--Mankind-- Introducing "Road Dogg" Jesse James during Raw is War
"Shane in response to you're challenge i've got one thing to say. Ha ha ha ha ha."
--Mankind-- Responding to a challenge made by Shane McMahon
"...And a corporate what-ever-the-hell-this- thing is!"
--Mankind-- Mick hitting the Rock with an over head projector
"What do you know about brutal Socko?"
"I just watched one of Ken Shamrock's interviews, man is that brutal!"
--Mankind-- Mick arguing with Mr. Socko.
"Ken Shamrock's interviews maybe the #1 cause of teen suicide in America,..."
--Mankind-- Mick stating the obvivous:)
"It takes a good man to beat Mankind... it just doesnt take them very long" - Mankind
--Mankind-- Mick underestimating his own "testicular" fortitude:)
"What kind of an idiot would step into the same cell match that nearly cost him his life? Well Philadelphia,... you're looking at that idiot right now!"
--Mankind-- Mick talks about fighting in "Hell in the Cell 3" againist Glen "Kane" Jacobs.
"You're in luck. You see, I have long hair. I only have one earring
because I only have one ear. And I can shake my ass. I HAVE A NICE ASS!!"
--Mankind-- Mick explains why he is a suitable substitute for Shawn Micheals as Steve Austin's tag team partner
"There are times when I regret being in this business. This
happens mostly when my son wants to play and I can't because I'm in too much pain to move. Or when the
doctor has to give me shots with these huge needles just so I can wrestle another match."
-- Mick Foley
"I'm going to give Abdulla (The Butcher) a BIG Cactus Jack
hug right now!"
-- Cactus Jack-- Mick spreading love :)
"...and on the 8th day God created Mankind. Why was he
having such a bad day?"
--Mankind
"Why did he create all of you normal, and forget important
parts of me?"
--Mankind
"Deep Inside, you are merely a mirror image of all my
atrocities!"
--Mankind
"The ugliness that lives outside, lives inside every one of
you!"
--Mankind
"To me, it's the most fun Iive ever had. Now, I get to act like a
complete jerk. It's fun!"
--Mick Foley-- describing why he likes playing the "bad guy"
"I can't jump high, so I jump from high places."
-- Cactus Jack-- Mick explaining the origin of some of his suicidal moves.
"If the Gods could build me a ladder to the heavens, I'd climb up
the ladder and drop a big elbow on the world."
-- Cactus Jack-- Mick....umm..just being Mick (this one is my personal favorite)
"I was in school the next day, and it was the first time I ever remember the girls looking down at my genital region!"
--Mankind--Mick Foley, on what happened to him when he didn't wear his cup to gym class.
"I told Sting that lump in his throat wasn't emotion.
it was his liver!"
-- Cactus Jack-- Mick , right after defeating current WCW star, Steve Borden aka "Sting".
"I think that he can kiss my ass!"
--Chyna--, on Mankind.
"That's okay, because I'm a good kisser!"
--Mankind--, in response.
"I would rather hurt a man than love a woman."
--Cactus Jack-- "Jack" 's thoughts on relationships:)
"You [Jim Ross] let people think that I’m having the goddamn time of my life when I’m in pain!"
--Mankind--, to Jim Ross before putting him in the Mandible Claw.
"When Dude Love's ribs are broken... MINE HURT TOO!"
--Mankind--, on The New Age Outlaws attacking Love.