Welcome to Middle Oerth! The Role Playing Campaign where nothing is taken seriously! The goal here is to gently poke fun at the genre of role playing games, and AD&D in particular.

Middle Oerth is your typical generic fantasy world, where men are men, women are women, and ravenous, blood-thirsty trolls are...well....ravenous, blood-thirsty trolls. Middle Oerth features enlightened kingdoms run by noble monarchs and evil, nasty mages who dress in black and go around frightening bunnies.

You want elves? We got elves! Noble, fantastic sylvan warriors and mages, suitable for any stereotype! Our dwarves are short, hairy, grumpy, like beer and hate elves (although secretely, they think they're kinda cute). Our halflings are cute, funny, fast-talking little theives and shysters.

In Middle Oerth, good is good, and bad is bad, and you never have to waste any time trying to figure out who is who. In fact, in the more enlightened kingdoms, people have to wear special smiley faced buttons which declare their alignment. These buttons are shown below:

Lawful Good
Lawful Good
Neutral Good
Neutral Good
Chaotic Good
Chaotic Good
Lawful Neutral
Lawful Neutral
True Neutral
True Neutral
Chaotic Neutral
Chaotic Neutral
Lawful Evil
Lawful Evil
Neutral Evil
Neutral Evil
Chaotic Evil
Chaotic Evil

So as you can see, there's none of that tedious mucking about with spells such as detect alignment - no wondering if that new party henchman is trustworthy - for all citizens of Middle Oerth wear their alignments proudly. Reports that some of the Chaotic Neutral citizens have been hitting people over the head and stealing their buttons are vastly over-exagerated.

So, your choices are above. Lead on, brave adventurer! Your quest for glory (and a few laughs) awaits!